After the car accident, she lay down and ate melon

[Funny Soul]: Uh, fuck, you're still comfortable? Are you going to act in public and go crazy when your clothes get loose?

【喵小三是爱你】: Ugh... Damn, does this woman have intermittent mental illness???

[Tiguan crashes and goes crazy]: Oh my god, the lowest filter used to be 33 feet high, right? ? ?

【Full of appearance】: Is that Pin Xixi her sister or a caregiver? ?

[Young Master's Trash Snack]: Is this woman a reincarnation of a machine gun? She keeps spewing shit...

[Meow Xiaosan is in love with Meow]: Isn’t it said that the Queen is very kind and loves her family very much?

[Tempting Red Lips]: Damn, this is all lies, unfollow, unfollow!!!

Unfollow +1

Unfollow+

……

Screenshots and recordings of the live broadcast quickly spread all over the Internet.

After much anticipation, Xu Shuping finally heard a ding sound, and the manure spraying finally stopped temporarily.

I read the text messages over and over again, "Hahahaha..."

Xu Shuping smiled like a hen laying eggs, pinched her throat and sent a voice message to the other party:

"Thank you Yueyue, Muah, I love you!"

Even though the person opposite her couldn't see, Xu Shuping still made a pretentious gesture, which made netizens vomit and speculate who this Yueyue was:

"The mastermind behind this!"

"Gold master tyrant!"

"Wait a little longer, maybe this is related to the melon in front..."

"..."

"Yueyue, don't worry, I'll move to the opposite side of that bitch or next door."

"Princess Yueyue, just wait and see!

Humph, she dares to blackmail your boyfriend, and still covets President Yin..."

Xu Shuping's eyes were strangely intertwined with excitement and jealousy:

Humph, an orphan can get it while he's still alive, but I'm going to make sure you don't get to enjoy it while you're still alive! Hahaha!!!

"Yueyue, don't worry. I will teach her a lesson for you. I will make sure she is ruined and gives up all the money and the house."

"..."

Listening to Xu Shuping's mean voice, netizens felt the truth -

"The one upstairs, do you know the inside story?"

"Hurry up, hurry up, tell me the truth! Don't be shy!"

"Shit, could this be a follow-up to that huge compensation defamation case from a while ago???"

"Oh my god, this anchor is really good at having fun..."

"Nimma, is this the reincarnation of a chameleon?"

"..."

Listening to the whooshing sound, Xu Shuping held the phone, like a stray pug guarding the steaming shit she had just pulled out, with transparent silver threads hanging at the corners of her lips in a very suspicious manner.

"Shushu, if I can't handle this, I won't have a friend as low-class as you..."

The woman's gentle voice arrogantly jumped out from the phone, "Next month, I will give Xiaolin the co-branded model of Gucci..."

"No, no, no, no, please, Yueyue, don't worry, don't worry! I promise to complete the task..."

"Hmph, I've transferred the money to you, hurry up."

When some netizens saw this, they recorded the screen and called the police!

"I called the police! Women nowadays wouldn't even dare to recognize their mothers when they get ruthless, right?!!"

"Isn't this to hire the evil Amomum villosum???"

"Who is this Yueyue? So rich? Please give me her contact information..."

"Rich people are really good at it. They don't even have to do anything themselves to get anyone they want!!!"

"..."

Xu Shuping was completely unaware of what was happening in the live studio. She was like a dog slave trying to please her master, nodding and bowing into the phone, making promises repeatedly...

A cold command came from the voice: "Delete the chat history..."

……

"Mua-mua!"

Xu Shuping pouted her pale lips and pecked at the phone screen several times like a pig rooting for food. Her saliva covered the screen and left silver threads.

Netizens were so disgusted that the entire screen was filled with comments saying, "Mom, I'm not clean anymore!"

"Mom, I'm dirty!"

"Mom, I'm dead! It's so disgusting!!!"

"..."

Xu Shuping exited WeChat and counted the amount of money in the text message. Her face was filled with intoxication and joy, as weird as if she had smoked opium.

"Hahaha, Yueyue is really generous. It's just a small thing, but she only gave me 10 yuan! Hahaha..."

After counting for three minutes, Xu Shuping raised her head and remained intoxicated for only three minutes. Like a fighting cock, she raised the feathers on her collar, flapped her wings, raised her eyebrows and bulged her eyes, and shouted at Xu Mengping:

"Little **, hurry up and contact me for a high-class ward. I want to stay on the 21st floor, opposite ward 88. Next door is also fine..."

Xu Mengping was so frightened that she was shaking like a powered-up jumping toy, and tears were gushing out of her eyes like a hot spring.

The patients and their families in the ward couldn't bear to see the situation so they kindly gave some advice.

"Heh, what I want to do is none of your business. You are just meddling in other people's business!"

Xu Shuping glared at the protesting family members with eyes like sharp knives, and her little mouth moved faster than the beads on an abacus.

“You talk so much, do you have an extra tongue than others, or have you never spoken since you were born?

Instead of meddling in my business, you might as well pick up a stone and grind it..."

Xu Shuping's fierce outburst almost turned everyone in the ward into a vegetable.

The live broadcast lasted less than an hour, and after several warnings failed to work, it was directly banned by the platform.

……

Gu Xiaoxiao ate a mouthful of melon, [Tsk tsk tsk, is this a modern version of the comparison group of a young lady and a young maid?!]

[I just don’t know if the little maid can successfully counterattack... Damn, has Xu Shuping learned Sichuan Opera? Her face-changing skills are so amazing! ]

Gu Xiaoxiao saw the dark light in Xu Mengping's eyes and her clenched fists. After a few seconds of pause, she burst into laughter.

【Yo yo yo, there is another good show to watch, wait for the good melon. 】

His white fingers kept moving, and he would occasionally look at the reduced split screen and make a few comments from time to time.

[Not bad... Hey, every failure is a learning experience. ]

Gu Xiaoxiao nodded. As expected of the protagonist, she had the halo and was also quite smart.

[What a pity, heroine, you met me, hahahaha...]

Zhang Lailai's eyes sparkled with excitement, wow wow wow, there's another melon to eat!!

Eating melons is a big deal, but I haven’t forgotten my job.

"Miss, please stop playing with your phone for a while. I'm going to give you an upper body massage now."

Gu Xiaoxiao put her cell phone under the pillow, lay on her back comfortably, and let Zhang Lailai massage her like kneading dough.

Suspicious, misleading, blushing moans emanated from her mouth from time to time.

[What a pity, most of my body is still numb, otherwise it would have been more comfortable... I love Zhang Lailai's craftsmanship, hahaha.]

Zhang Lailai massages more attentively: Hahaha, my skills have improved again to be recognized by this empress!

Tsk tsk, the ancient emperors were surrounded by eunuchs, is she considered a female official who served closely?

Zhang Lailai felt more and more that it was feasible.

If they serve her well, maybe the empress will think about her family every day, and all the bad luck will disappear???