After the car accident, she lay down and ate melon

"Fortunately, I locked the door, otherwise, wouldn't you have wanted to go in and bully my patient?"

When Gu Xiaoxiao heard Zhang Lailai say this, she exclaimed, “Oh my god!”

[I knew it, why is the leader so timid today? She hasn't taken advantage of the situation yet, so my live broadcast wasted. ]

Zhang Lailai's eyes were as big as bells and his mouth opened into a big circle, as if he was struck by a silent thunder, and his whole body froze.

Sorry, sorry, please give me a hint next time.

Luo Xinyi quickly added, "Yan Xiaolin, do you really want to be famous?

Why don't you live-stream your striptease on the street? Make sure everyone in the country knows you."

Hahahahaha...

Thunderous applause and laughter rang out in the corridor. Some people took screenshots of yesterday's live broadcast and kept forwarding them...

Someone posted this scene online and was surprised to find that a blogger named "瓜农卖瓜瓜" had updated his post. Yan Xiaolin really became famous.

My dear, I know you: Be careful or I’ll hit you! There’s a big red “爆” on the back.

Surprise! There's a voyeur in the hospital. It's you? ! Add a big red "hot" character.

……

It shows Yan Xiaolin peeping into each ward, even pretending to go into the wrong ward, and a collection of various disturbing comic videos, interspersed with a few screenshots or videos.

Yesterday a crowd smashed the court, and today they attacked the hospital. Police, don’t you do anything about it?

Soon someone reported it and fought against Yaoyaoling.

In less than 10 minutes, the police arrived at the scene.

After understanding what happened, they checked the surveillance footage and, despite Yan Xiaolin's shouting, had the doctor prescribe some medicine and escorted him back to the detention center.

At this time, Yan Xiaolin didn’t know that ten minutes ago, a lot of comments had been made on her Weibo and her second account… and they were being reposted crazily.

Zhang Lailai returned to the ward and found Gu Xiaoxiao still lying sickly on the bed, staring blankly at the clear sky and scorching sun outside the window.

[Alas, the indestructible cockroach, my salty life, why are there so many sharks? ]

Gu Xiaoxiao felt a little restless in her heart. Life was quiet and peaceful, and it would be so nice to coexist peacefully. Why did they have to create such confrontation?

What's the point of making everyone exhausted?

Zhang Lailai placed the food on the small table: braised pigeon with fish maw, stir-fried broccoli with lily, steamed egg with shrimp, and black pepper beef tenderloin. Except for the soup, each dish was only a few bites long.

[Hahaha, no matter whether he is in a good mood or a bad mood, the delicious food has been served, and we must not let down the food and love...

My dear, I understand you. When you go to the detention center, someone is waiting for you and is ready to entertain you. 】

Gu Xiaoxiao held the chopsticks in her right hand and tapped them on the dishes, making a ding-dong sound. All she needed was to shake her head and play some exciting music.

"Miss, since you are in such a good mood, would you like some music?"

Zhang Lailai smiles very sincerely. This little angel is the light of their whole family.

[Hey, I told you, there's still something missing, haha, the beautiful girl is really thoughtful. ]

Gu Xiaoxiao's peach blossom eyes became even brighter, as crystal clear as two pieces of top-grade black jade.

After finishing the meal, Gu Xiaoxiao pushed the bowl away and lay there like a pig, doing nothing. [Should I continue to sleep?]

At this time, the system, which had been silent for a long time, said:

"Host sister, don't you want to check the progress of your mission?"

He had never seen such an inattentive host. Apart from searching, he had never even looked at the mission status.

Fortunately, he had foresight and had made all the necessary preparations.

Otherwise, relying on this guy who doesn't take him seriously at all, it will take him a long time to recover.

Gu Xiaoxiao then remembered that, yes, she also had system tasks.

When she opened the system panel, Gu Xiaoxiao was stunned.

"Hey, little boss, I haven't even started to argue with anyone or eat melons today... er, there are two little melons, how come today's task is already completed?"

Looking at the full light blue progress bar, the numbers are still rising, just like the mercury column in a thermometer constantly rising.

"Hey, what's going on?"

"Hahaha, I knew you were a lazy guy," the system didn't say this out loud, so it could only YY quietly, cleared its throat, and explained:

"Whether you personally confront someone or someone related to you confronts someone because of you, it all counts as your achievement.

This also includes the melons you post online.

Hehehe, let's all come and eat melons together. Host, you can complete the task faster.

How is it? Isn’t it great? ! ! "The system was in a good mood and explained it in detail.

What's the difference between this and pie in the sky? ! !

"Hahaha, okay, okay."

"Look at the reward. It's exactly what you need right now." The system smiled cunningly and quickly locked it in.

Gu Xiaoxiao opened the reward page and found out that it was elementary level information technology? !

"Tsk, you are too stingy. After all, I graduated with a bachelor's degree in information technology and got a junior certificate in my freshman year, okay?"

Gu Xiaoxiao was disdainful and was about to close the page, ready to continue looking for gossip.

"Tsk, what kind of beginner's level is that? It's not even entry-level. If you don't want it, I'll take it back."

The system rolled its eyes at the ungrateful Gu Xiaoxiao, and said, "Damn it, you idiot took my kindness for granted."

"what?"

When Gu Xiaoxiao heard this, she quickly returned to the interface and clicked to receive.

All of a sudden, a lot of information came into my mind, and I felt dizzy for a moment.

Holy shit, this is called elementary???

So she spent four years in college taking crooked classes every day? And she got a bunch of crooked certificates?

"Thank you, Xiao Tongtong. You are so kind to me. You are my best friend... The more rewards like this the better. Hehehe."

Gu Xiaoxiao smiled in a very servile manner.

face? dignity?

Damn, when it comes to strengthening one's own strength, they are nothing.

"Don't worry, little boss. Now I am even more powerful than before. I will definitely do my job well and won't slack off.

Just wait and see, the progress bar will be filled every day. Hahaha..."

There are beginners, intermediates, and advanced levels...

[Hehehe, let me see who can find me when the time comes...]

Seeing that Gu Xiaoxiao finally knew to roll up the computer, the system could finally continue to sleep with peace of mind.

Gu Xiaoxiao was like a little kid who had just gotten a new toy he had always dreamed of and couldn't let it go.

It was not until Zhang Lailai reminded Gu Xiaoxiao to take a rest that she reluctantly said goodbye to her phone. [Okay, I'll put my worries behind me and leave my tiredness to the bed...]

Zhang Lailai made the bed flat for her, and in less than 2 minutes, Gu Xiaoxiao's even and long breathing could be heard.

"Haha, you're still leaving your tiredness to the bed. See, the cell phone is the biggest virus."

Zhang Lailai shook his head lovingly, tucked the quilt for Gu Xiaoxiao, quietly put away Gu Xiaoxiao's changed clothes, and went to the bathroom to wash...