After the car accident, she lay down and ate melon

Gu Yanchen's body was shaking more and more unconsciously, like a swaying feather——

My sister is doing stand-up comedy??!

Zhang Lailai held her stomach, her face flushed red, like an overripe apple that was about to burst at any moment.

How lonely must this empress have been in her previous life to have acquired such a funny skill?

Liao Quanfu and Director Qin both followed over and took a big bite of the melon. They looked at each other, both showing confusion, surprise and solemnity, and nodded almost imperceptibly.

The mediation was conducted alone, with Gu Yanchen and Chen Song accompanying Gu Xiaoxiao like two bodyguards.

Yin Mengze frowned and called Director Lin reluctantly, then walked directly and forcefully into the mediation room without even giving Lin Na a single glance!

Gu Xiaoxiao thought, that’s impossible. She doesn’t even wear makeup when she looks like this?

[How did Old Man Lin tolerate this rude prospective son-in-law who didn't even look down on him as his father-in-law, and still gave him so many resources? ]

He looked at Lin Jianguo with contempt and rolled into the mediation room, leaving Lin Jianguo alone in the waiting room in a mess.

He took a quick glance and showed no remorse, and kept scolding Gu Xiaoxiao for her three pieces of barbecued pork.

Lin Jianguo was like a hydrogen balloon flying high in the sky that was suddenly deflated. He was too lazy to pay attention to the three people and sat in a corner tiredly reflecting alone...

After reading the mediation document template, Gu Xiaoxiao's jade-like fingers lazily tapped on the thin pages of paper.

"Mr. Judge, the mediation agreement must specifically state that this mediation only applies to the online defamation content up to the date of the lawsuit!"

"If they still refuse to repent, do not delete their posts, and continue to maliciously slander me, I reserve the right to appeal, and the court must reopen the case."

"At the same time, I will also publicly defend my rights on the Internet.

If I reveal some scandalous information about the defendant and cause harm to them, it is their own fault, not my infringement or violation of the law."

After all, after mediation, you can no longer sue. The pits are for burying others, so how can you bury a flower like her?

[Tsk, wait for your blood, you sucker!] Gu Xiaoxiao glanced at Yin Mengze and smiled meaningfully.

[How can the heroine swallow this? A dog will always eat shit, so she will definitely do it more secretly. But, who am I? Hahaha, Balabala the Little Magic Fairy...]

Gu Xiaoxiao seemed to be energized and kept muttering in her heart.

Qin Hailu and Liao Quanfu thought they could get some important information, but the results became increasingly confusing.

Gu Xiaoxiao looked down on Yin Mengze again and again, [Stingy, only 1000 million for two people, not even as cheap as you, I'm generous! ]

Yin Mengze felt as aggrieved as if he had eaten a fly, but he was inexplicably happy when he saw this: See, this woman is doing all kinds of things just to attract his attention!

"Don't try to seduce me, I only love Yueyue!"

Gu Xiaoxiao was counting like a kindergarten kid. She didn't hear what Yin Mengze said and didn't even raise her head from her phone.

[Hehehe, no matter how small a mosquito is, it’s still meat, I’ll hug it. ]

Looking towards the door, [It will be the turn of the old man Lin, the sucker, to perform soon. I won’t do it if it’s less than this amount. ]

As soon as Lin Jianguo walked to the door, he heard Gu Xiaoxiao's very recognizable voice ringing alarm bells in his ears.

Come to think of it, he is the one being taken advantage of.

We must not give this mischievous girl the impression that we are stingy. We must at least be more generous than the old Yin family.

Before Gu Xiaoxiao could even start bargaining, Lin Jianguo directly quoted a unit price of 500 million for the barbecued pork, transferred the money on the spot, and then signed the mediation agreement.

This will not work for Gu Xiaoxiao, [Is Old Man Lin really sorry? ]

Lin Jianguo's thick eyebrows and big eyes frowned, what do you mean by I truly regret it?

Stinky girl!!!

I didn't do anything wrong, can you speak like that? Chinese is taught by the PE teacher, right?

[Oh, are you really ashamed for those three BBQ porks? Then should I tell him that there is a true love who gave birth to a son for him? ]

Gu Xiaoxiao's eyes sparkled, [Hahaha, I found a way to make a fortune! ]

Lin Jianguo jumped up and almost hit his head on the roof. Gu Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes at him.

[Is this old man epileptic? It's just over 10 million, why is there such a big fuss? ]

Gu Xiaoxiao couldn't bear to see a grown man acting so unstable like a young boy, so she took pleasure in his misfortune.

[Humph, he still doesn't know that the prodigal Lin Na has transferred the shares under her name to Yin Mengze, right? !

Tsk tsk tsk, will he jump off the building or choke on his breath? 】

When Lin Jianguo heard this, his blood rushed back like seawater, and he drooped down in a daze, like a vegetable leaf wilted by frost.

[I haven’t revealed the news yet, and he’s like, ...

[Tsk tsk tsk, with this kind of endurance, how did you become the chairman? Is it because you are so sensible? ]

Although Gu Yanchen really wanted to eat melons, he didn't want his sister to bear the consequences. It seemed that this man surnamed Lin could also hear his sister's voice.

No, I have to think of a way, otherwise he will know everything and how will my sister make money?

He tugged at Gu Xiaoxiao's sleeve and whispered in her ear, "Sister, don't let your imagination run wild. Walls have ears."

The heat with a hint of hormones and the cool scent of cedar enveloped Gu Xiaoxiao, and fireworks suddenly exploded in her head.

[Well, my cheap brother is really good at flirting, so nice! ]

Gu Yanchen, who was about to rescue the victim, was like a robot with the pause button pressed, standing still with his back hunched over.

Sister, please don’t say this outside, your brother will be embarrassed.

Lin Jianguo was so stimulated by this that he exhaled and came back to life. He looked straight at Gu Xiaoxiao with anticipation in his eyes.

He really wanted to say, go ahead and explode!

No, no, no, let’s not do that. Wait until I prepare the blood pressure-lowering medicine and we can talk privately.

He picked up his phone tremblingly and transferred another 500 million to Gu Xiaoxiao, with a message attached:

"Please PM me any news you have! There will be a generous reward!"

The screen of Gu Xiaoxiao's phone flashed. Fatigue enveloped her like a hot spring and she was too lazy to move her fingers.

System prompt: "Lin Jianguo transferred another 500 million!!! Leave a message and chat privately, thank you!"

[Woqu, today is a good day. All my wishes have come true. Today is a good day. I happily earned a lot of money...] The sleepiness instantly disappeared.

[Okay, let’s chat privately. Looks like I need to search for more melons. From now on, I will change my name to Wang Po selling melons, hahahaha.]

Gu Xiaoxiao acted as soon as she thought of it, and while she still had some energy, she changed her WeChat nickname to "Wang Po Mai Gua".

Unblock all those who blocked her on WeChat, and then delete them. Why bother clinging to those empty friendships? ?

[Heh, they don't even see me, so of course I have to pretend not to see them, and clear all the memory they occupy so that new people can move in.]