After the car accident, she lay down and ate melon

Feeling that it was too inexperienced for someone so young to say this, Gu Xiaoxiao's dark eyes rolled around and she quickly changed her words:

"Uh, no, I mean calm down, cultivate your character, take good care of your body, and be a good young man with a strong will despite being physically disabled!"

Gu Xiaoxiao raised her fist and shook it with confidence.

"Pfft, hahaha..."

The cute little child's voice was playing in her mind.

Gu Xiaoxiao seemed to see a plump, white glutinous rice ball. She laughed so hard that her arms and legs kicked and she rolled on the ground.

She hasn't even told a joke yet, but it's so funny?

This system doesn't seem very reliable!!!

Gu Xiaoxiao wanted to return the goods, and just as the thought came to her mind, she said, "No way!!!" Three big words plus three exclamation marks were as tall as a person, and they kept flashing golden light. The milk ball repeated it three times in a sticky voice.

I don’t know if it was an illusion, but the voice seemed to be as weak as her.

Gu Xiaoxiao didn't take it seriously. The system wasn't a person, so how could a bunch of data be weak? She was the one who was weak.

"What use are you? Do you have space?"

The system didn't say anything, only two small, dull words: "No!"

Disappointed!

"Trading platform?" Gu Xiaoxiao was not giving up. This was a standard feature of the system, so it should be there.

Still those two words repeated with deep affection——

"do not have!"

The system is miserable: the retrieval system of my main brain was knocked down in the war and fell into the time and space tunnel, and accidentally fell into this small world.

I am already incomplete, and saving a dead person like you has exhausted all my energy. Where can I get a golden finger for you?

Humph, greedy human beings!!!

Gu Xiaoxiao is disappointed +100!

Extremely disappointed, he complained angrily: "Oh, you don't have this, you don't have that, why do I need your fake and shoddy product? Is it just taking up memory?"

Gu Xiaoxiao felt like she had been cheated and bought fake medicine.

"Miss, I am very useful.

If you want to lie down and do nothing, we can eat melons together so you won’t be alone. I can also search for everything that exists in this world…”

Nai Meng's voice appeared again, speaking in a fiery voice, boasting a lot in one breath, as if he was just about to pat his chest and say he could break a rock, to show that he was very capable.

“It can also connect to your devices.”

Gu Xiaoxiao realized it belatedly, but she still didn't know where her bag and phone were. The shared bike was broken into pieces, how much compensation would she have to pay? The rent was about to expire...

Ahhh, my head is splitting just thinking about it——

Money, money, money, life is connected!

Money is hard to earn, and my sister has been tossing and turning for her for days and nights, unable to sleep all night...

The male protagonist is a pig's hoof, come quickly and throw money at me!

He shook his bald head, which felt dizzy and as if it was filled with reinforced concrete. In front of Gu Xiaoxiao's eyes, black mosquitoes and flies were flying around.

"Is the concussion so serious? It's been almost a month and it's still like this??"

Gu Xiaoxiao did not give up and wanted to see if her luck could turn around.

"Do you have a gift package for new members?" He sounded weak, as frail as Gu Xiaoxiao.

"Yes, yes, yes." The large golden characters were enlarged by dozens of sizes, showing its presence.

A dialog box quickly popped up: "What do women like most?"

The system looked at the various answers in surprise, and its fingers moved back and forth on countless light spots. It was difficult to make a choice. Trouble!

Just close your eyes, select the soldiers and generals, and start shooting whichever one you select.

The light of "eternal youth" flashed and disappeared from the spot. The system deliberately ignored the following line of small words:

"March can't use any healing potions!"

"Youth is eternal. It makes you radiant and youthful, and you will always be young and beautiful!" The system spun around and scattered flowers exaggeratedly.

"What does it matter if you have a beautiful appearance? Without sufficient strength, beauty is a deadly poison.

Besides, beauty is like yogurt, it has a short shelf life. Only ability and money can bring me happiness and security. "

Gu Xiaoxiao is quite confident about her appearance and doesn't take it seriously.

"System, we need to leave some room for others to survive."

Many people have maliciously tempted her, saying why bother working so hard, wouldn't it be better to just sit there and eat an easy meal?

Tsk, those people are just sour grapes because they can't eat them, and they can't stand her two-way development.

Being beautiful is not as satisfying as living a beautiful life and being the master of your own destiny.

"Tsk, if you want to take the path of others and let others give you some ground, just don't take the path of strangers."

"Puchi, hahaha!" Gu Xiaoxiao laughed as if he was letting out gas.

"Xiao Tongtong, I'm in pain all over right now. Is there any medicine that can make me feel better quickly?"

Gu Xiaoxiao had a wild idea: she didn’t need to be able to jump around right away, as long as she could take care of herself.

The first thing to do when taking care of yourself: take a good bath!!!

My body is itchy, and from time to time I feel a tingling sensation as if bugs are crawling over it. It's really killing me.

"Host, just be content. Saving you has exhausted all the energy of this system." A line of large characters quickly flashed across the system.

Gu Xiaoxiao thought silently, what is the maximum typing speed of the system?

"How could you let the driver off so easily? If he hadn't indulged himself in sex with the heroine, would you have suffered this misfortune?

The more serious your injuries are, the more convincing your case will be before you receive a huge amount of compensation."

The system code must be sworn in, and the golden eggs will explode when they fall to the ground.

"We must be down-to-earth, money is right at your feet! Everything will be there after the pain!" There is also a jumping bear version of the Iron Man Flying Gold Ingots behind it, which is so cute.

Gu Xiaoxiao agreed with him, "Not bad, not bad, I like it very much."

After asking how to search, Gu Xiaoxiao followed the prompts and typed a line of words on the virtual panel in her mind, which then popped up a dense web of results...

A hint of an obscure smile appeared on her pale little face. It was really unexpected that she became a hot topic in this way.

Seeing her broken picture again, Gu Xiaoxiao's nose felt sore, her stomach was churning, she felt nauseous and dizzy, and she fell into a deep sleep.

The system was at a loss for a long time. "Uh, the host is so timid? How long do we have to wait for the nest to recover?"

Words kept popping up in the dialog box. The search results were dense and dense. I went back and forth, over and over again, deleting and revising, and finally -

"Hahaha, eating melons?! Arguing with people?!"

"This is the easiest. It doesn't require any brainpower or effort. As long as you have a mouth, you can do it by opening it. It's tailor-made for this guy!"

I have to give it a kingly name, what should I call it?

...Infinite denial, ah, a system that blames everything and everyone!

This is good, the host will definitely like it, hahahaha...

The sunlight filtered through the half-open curtains onto the floor in front of the bed. Gu Xiaoxiao opened her hazy eyes, raised her right hand to block the sunlight, and sleepily looked into the face of a woman wearing a mask. The wet white towel in her hand was almost covering her face.

My heart trembled, [Fuck, which idiot wants to harm me again? ]

Zhang Lailai paused when he heard this. Is this a female emperor who traveled through time from ancient times? Has there ever been a female emperor in history?

Neither Wu Zetian nor Empress Lü became emperors.

Staring straight at those peach blossom eyes that were clearly sparkling but terrifying, Zhang Lailai's hands trembled slightly. The disposable towel fell on Gu Xiaoxiao's face, and he quickly picked it up.

With his nerves tense and trying to remain calm and giving a few awkward smiles, Zhang Lailai kept apologizing and continued to wipe Gu Xiaoxiao's face.

"Um, um, Gu, Gu Xiaoxiao, little fairy, hello..."