After the car accident, she lay down and ate melon

Gu Xiaoxiao was talking nonsense in a serious manner, and the system suddenly understood and agreed with what Gu Xiaoxiao said, thinking that it made a lot of sense.

The system quickly searches the dashboard for videos about bargaining in the vegetable market...

It was not until Gu Xiaoxiao dozed off and fell into a deep sleep that the system cleared its throat and made a drastic move:

"Humph, you can only draw three times at most, so don't even think about the prizes, because they're only available if you advance."

A deafening sound, like a thunderclap, exploded in Gu Xiaoxiao's chaotic mind. Gu Xiaoxiao was startled, and the old mother insect almost fell off the bed.

After a while, Gu Xiaoxiao finally came to her senses and said coldly,

"Wow, little Tongzi, you are really good at learning and applying what you have learned."

He has demonstrated the essence of bargaining to the fullest so quickly. He is even better at it than me, a low-level person from Xia country. He cut the price by two-thirds with just one stroke. Haha.

"Little Master, you cut too hard, it's not fair."

Gu Xiaoxiao felt even more resentful due to the pain in her flesh. "No! There must be at least 6 draws, and the prizes cannot be less than 15."

"My wounded heart is in urgent need of a lot of prizes to soothe it."

Gu Xiaoxiao made appropriate concessions. If she angered the system, it would be a waste of time. She also wanted to rely on the system to get more benefits for herself and her brothers.

From the plot in the book and the information I got from scanning, it seems that these brothers who were kindest to me did not have a good ending.

How can that work? !

We must fight back and beat him hard!

But if there is really no system plug-in, it will be really difficult...

A ray of light flashed across Gu Xiaoxiao's misty peach blossom eyes——

Forget it, she would just slowly fight the system. She didn't believe that she, a living person, couldn't defeat a bunch of data.

"Tsk, host, you are not a decent person. You were the one who took advantage of me first. This is all I have. Take it or leave it if you want."

Unexpectedly, after the system finished teasing, it refused to give in and started to play dead:

The core rule of bargaining is to stay steady and never give in easily or lose your mind.

"You seem to be being too polite."

"Little boss, we are a unit! Only when I am well can you be better. If something goes wrong with me, how can you be better?"

"Xiao Tongzi, don't you want to go home earlier?"

"Don't you have anyone you care about... er, someone?"

Gu Xiaoxiao wanted to say someone she cared about, but then she realized that the system was just a bunch of data and she definitely wouldn’t worry about anyone.

At best, it is either a system or the system mastermind...it definitely cannot be a person, Gu Xiaoxiao immediately changed her words.

The system pretended to be dead again. No matter how hard Gu Xiaoxiao tried to persuade it with emotion and reason, the system did not make a sound until Gu Xiaoxiao lay on the bed and fell asleep again.

After Gu Xiaoxiao fell asleep, the system was still practicing its bargaining skills.

"Humph, let me show you, your greedy host, how it feels to get nothing."

"It's not that serious at all. You still want to cheat the system. What kind of person is that..."

……

When Gu Xiaoxiao woke up, it was already bright outside. She was drowsy for a long time before her mind came to its senses. She suddenly remembered that she was bargaining with the system last night and how could she have fallen asleep.

Haha, the system is really stable. It's been a whole night, and it hasn't urged me to complete tasks, nor has it talked to me about compensation.

Tsk tsk tsk, it seems I've been talking too much.

Gu Xiaoxiao nestled in her quilt, wondering how to make up for it.

As for the benefits, no one would complain about too much. If it really doesn't work, a little less doesn't matter.

"Ahem, little boss, are you asleep too?"

Gu Xiaoxiao was the first to break the deadlock. The system was still drooling as it watched videos. Last night, he practiced his bargaining skills, and later he couldn't help but watch videos all night long.

It was not until Gu Xiaoxiao woke up and kept calling the system in her mind that the system suddenly woke up like a dream.

How come he followed those cell phone addicts and stayed up all night? ?

"Little Tongtong?"

Gu Xiaoxiao called out again and again, but the system was still confused and introspecting, and did not respond to Gu Xiaoxiao at all.

Gu Xiaoxiao rolled around on the bed in disappointment, muttering:

"Hey, what's wrong with the system?"

"Why is the system so cowardly?"

"Tsk, isn't it just that I asked for a little more, why are you so stingy?"

"Forget it, forget it. It doesn't matter if the system is dead. I don't have to work as a wage earner anymore. I eat melons every day and feel so full..."

"You are the one who will die. I won't die even if you die!"

The system suddenly shouted, "You are the most bizarre host I have ever seen!"

"The number one at destroying bridges after crossing them!"

"No morality, no spirit of contract..."

Gu Xiaoxiao was suddenly interrupted by the system while mumbling. She was stunned for three seconds. "Hehehe", Gu Xiaoxiao smiled like a little fox under the quilt:

"Oh, little Tongzi, you have become more capable."

"Xiao Tongzi, who gave you the courage? Fish Leong? Why are you so bold all of a sudden that you dare to yell at your sister like that? huh?"

"Haha, so what if I yelled?"

The system didn't know what was going on, and suddenly, it rebelled and started yelling at Gu Xiaoxiao.

"Host, don't you think about it? Am I not good to you? Huh? "

"I used up all my energy to snatch you back from the Black and White Impermanence and helped you stand up..."

"Why, just because of a broken mind-reading technique whose origin is unknown, you are asking for such a huge amount of money and cursing me to death!"

"If I hadn't used up all my energy to save you, would I have let that crappy mind reader from nowhere stick to you?"

"..."

Gu Xiaoxiao was like an old female insect whose neck was being pressed by fate. Her legs and feet bounced back and forth, and she lay quietly in the quilt for a long while before she stammered with a lack of confidence:

"Tsk, it's all your fault. You knew about the mind-reading bug but didn't tell me earlier, causing me to be embarrassed."

Women, show weakness appropriately!

Xiao Tongzi, you can be strong as you want, the breeze will blow over the hills; you can be arrogant as you want, my bright moon will shine over the river.

What the system said was indeed correct. It was not an exaggeration to say that he was her adopted parent. She had always been grateful, so even though she never liked gossip, she still devoured it like crazy.

She obviously doesn't like to be high-profile, but she posts all kinds of hot gossips on the Internet...

Forget it, forget it, take a step back and the world will be broader.

Who makes me the kindest, most considerate and most understanding fairy? !

Gu Xiaoxiao grumbled for a long time, then got out of the quilt irritably and waved her hands at the air:

"Alright, alright, it's up to you whether you want to compensate me or not, and how to compensate me. As long as you have a clear conscience, it's fine."

The system didn't expect happiness to come so suddenly. Before it had time to be happy, it heard Gu Xiaoxiao mumbling again.

The system only felt that his scalp was tight and a little numb, as if the golden hoop on Sun Wukong's head was put on his head.