After the car accident, she lay down and ate melon

Finally getting the chance, the onlookers were all excited, and like flies smelling shit, they all scrambled to get the gossip.

Gu Xiaoxiao was at a loss for a moment: Are people so gossipy nowadays?

Such enthusiasm is hard to resist!

Fortunately, there were only these few people. If not... Gu Xiaoxiao thought of the huge crowds of tourists in the evening and couldn't help shuddering.

It’s still casual!

"I said it's true. You may wonder where I got the basis and confidence from. So, let's leave it to time to find out the truth, okay?"

Gu Xiaoxiao was playing hard to get, so how could she have so much time to answer the questions of the melon-battle-like creatures?

I'm making such a big fuss not just for such a small amount of task value. I just want to let it ferment and then post it on the Internet.

As for whether it is steamed buns or dumplings, haha, let’s wait for the old guys to come out and see the truth.

Gu Xiaoxiao used the excuse of being tired and went back to the RV to "rest". The fish soup noodles were quickly served. The melons and wild animals were attracted by the aroma, took a bite, and shouted:

"Enjoyed!"

"No wonder those people went to such great lengths to make such a big fuss just for a meal. We are just too superficial!"

"Hahaha, I made money! I made a fortune!"

“The noodles are chewy, chewy and smooth, and the taste is definitely no worse than that of a five-star hotel!

Tsk tsk tsk, I really envy this little girl!"

"Can we say that good people are rewarded? Hahaha, it's really worth it to get this meal."

"Compared to the NT$80 bowl of beef noodles, this is heavenly!"

……

Listening to the mixed praise of food and gossip outside, Gu Yanchen looked at Gu Xiaoxiao, and then at the push messages that kept popping up on his phone -

What does my sister want to do?

Wouldn't this be too outrageous?

If my second and third brothers knew about this, would they be angry???

Gu Xiaoxiao was unaware of Gu Yanchen's dilemma. Her pair of white and moist hands, as tender as tofu, quickly bounced on the laptop keyboard, leaving an afterimage, and strings of codes flashed quickly on the screen.

Gu Xiaoxiao's heart seemed to be silent, without any distracting thoughts.

On the other side, Ding Kai was calling Gu Yanlin to report the farce here, "Boss, what do you think we should do about this?

Mr. Qin will definitely find some connections. The Qin family has some good connections in the public security system... I'm afraid the young lady will suffer a loss then."

"It's okay. You haven't seen the news online yet, right?"

Gu Yanlin looked at the hot news recommended on the tablet, and it was about the commotion caused by Gu Xiaoxiao's fish banquet.

Old Madam Qin was domineering and arrogant, like a sophisticated shrew scolding on the street. Old Man Qin was not much better, his manners were so bad that they were thrown to Java.

Countless netizens are asking soul-searching questions:

"Who are these two old guys? Bullying the disabled like this???"

"No, aren't you paying attention to the main point? Why are these three old guys trying to steal other people's jobs? Is it really that delicious?"

"I just had a bowl of noodles, cooked with just a little bit of fish soup, and the aroma went straight to my nose and eyes, really, it went straight to my soul."

“I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but I tasted the fish noodle soup from Yunshang Restaurant.

Maya, if this is true, I just called the police tonight and ate a bowl of noodles for nothing for 999 yuan! !

Brothers, who is as lucky as me? ? "

"Hey, the one upstairs, is this true? Where is this? I'll take a day off tomorrow and go over there for a free meal... hehehe."

"What the hell do you want? The chefs at Yunshang Restaurant will never go out to cook! Even if you want to eat at Yunshang Restaurant, if you make a reservation now, you can only eat it a month later!"

"Fuck, Yun Shang Restaurant is so awesome?! I passed by his house today and thought it was the Yun family's private residence."

"Country bumpkin, Yunshang Restaurant has nothing to do with the Yun family, the boss is very mysterious!"

"Hey, hey, hey, the floor is crooked, they're talking about a bloody incident involving a meal.

Didn't you hear the point? The current Madam Qin is the mistress of the family!"

"The one upstairs hasn't finished reading it yet. Is that old lady Madam Qin? Oh my god, it ruins my worldview and explodes my facial features!"

"The Qin family is one of the four major families after all. How could they be so ignorant? And they want to steal the food of a little girl?"

"No, you didn't get the point. The current Madam Qin seduced her brother-in-law, that is, Mr. Qin, and conspired with her to kill her sister, that is, Mr. Qin's original wife, and took the position herself!

This is not the most shocking news. Their daughter actually imitated the mistress's mother, seduced her brother-in-law, killed her sister, and became the legal wife! !

My dears, this is the point!!”

“Ahhhhh…the one above, you drew the key points, I understood it instantly.”

"By the way, who is the brother-in-law of this mistress's daughter??? Can someone please come out and highlight the key point?"

……

Gu Yanlin looked at him, with a suspicious arc at the corner of his lips.

After a pause, he dialed a number. When he was about to hang up, the call was connected. Gu Yanlin said jokingly and contemptuously:

"You're going to be famous all over the country, do you want to give me some hush money? I'll consider whether I can help you suppress it... hehe."

The man on the other end was stunned for a few seconds before he cursed speechlessly, "What else do I have under my name? Ah, why are you always thinking about calculating my little pension?"

"Haha, we didn't plot against you. You can't control your lower body, who can you blame?"

There was an unintentional sneer in Gu Yanlin's cold and arrogant eyes, like snow in June, chilling to the bone.

"Since you would rather cling to that little thing, when the situation collapses to the point where it is completely irreversible, please don't blame me for not reminding you in time, hehe."

Without waiting for a reply from the other end, Gu Yanlin hung up the phone and continued reading today's hot news.

"My sister is so supportive. It seems that the old man has offended the little girl." An unpredictable darkness flashed in Gu Yanlin's eyes.

"It's okay, it's okay. Go ahead and make a fuss. If you don't want us four siblings to have an easy life, then don't let us live well!"

Gu Yanlin muttered to himself, picked up his phone and dialed another number. Soon, the number was connected. "You guys pushed the storm of grabbing food online today and added fuel to the fire..."

……

Gu Xiaoxiao didn't even know that so many things were happening while she was galloping on the Internet and killing everyone.

Finally, some people were temporarily blocked, allowing the big news to ferment and spread safely on the Internet. Gu Xiaoxiao shook her hands and leaned back in her chair. Her smile revealed an evil pleasure, as if she was savoring the upcoming prank.

"Hahahaha, what a great show hahahaha..."

Gu Xiaoxiao laughed loudly, singing in a strange Peking Opera accent. Gu Yanchen shrank his neck——

Fortunately, this is my sister, not my opponent!