After the car accident, she lay down and ate melon

"You old bitch, you'd better not mess with me, otherwise, I will tear your fake face to pieces!"

Gu Xiaoxiao had a gloomy face: Oh my god, what kind of shitty luck is this?

I went out for some fun and met Gu Yanchen's biological mother and her gigolo in Xiangshan. Then when I arrived at Gubei Water Town, my happy mood was completely ruined by this old scumbag couple!

Oh my god, are you kidding me?!

Oh my god, can't you just be quiet and let me have a good vacation?

I didn't run out just to avoid the protagonist and ruin the plot. I just wanted to find out who wants to kill me.

Damn it, who is so vicious that wants to wipe us out?

In his more than 30-year career as a butler, this was the first time he saw someone being so disrespectful to the old master and the old lady.

I never expected that the always elegant old lady would be revealed to be San'er. Oh my God, the old lady turned out to be such a shrew?

The old man was so angry that he almost fainted. The housekeeper then remembered to call for help, "Come here right now! Someone is bullying the old master and the old lady!"

Less than 2 minutes later, a team of black-clad bodyguards rushed over with weapons in their hands, shouting:

"Who the hell doesn't want to live?!"

"Fuck me!"

"Protect the master and the old lady!"

Gu Xiaoxiao burst out laughing. Haha, are you thinking this is a movie?!

Gu Yanchen saw that more than ten people had come at once, and then he looked at their side, there were only seven people including Yan Jun!

It's terrible!

"Sister, what should we do? Call the police immediately?!"

Gu Yanchen tugged at Gu Xiaoxiao's sleeve. He didn't know since when, but Gu Yanchen habitually followed Gu Xiaoxiao's suggestions.

Even though Yaoyaoling had already been entered into the phone, he still asked Gu Xiaoxiao out of habit, as if only this would make him feel at ease.

Gu Xiaoxiao glanced at Gu Yanchen and patted his arm gently, "Fight later."

"Uh……"

Gu Yanchen was flustered and resisted, but he still nodded stiffly, "Okay"

Gu Xiaoxiao sang crazily and loudly:

“It’s a good place with beautiful mountains, beautiful waters, and wide roads.

When friends come, there is a feast; when wolves come, there are shotguns to greet them!"

Gu Xiaoxiao's jade-white little hands were casually placed on the armrests of the wheelchair, and she clapped the beat very comfortably, as if she was really enjoying the joy of hunting.

Yan Jun and Ding Kai looked at each other, pointed and gestured, and reluctantly allocated the "prey" -

What can I do?

You can only pamper your boss!

In the blink of an eye, the group rushed over. Before the housekeeper could say anything, the burly man in the lead saw that Madam Qin was staggering, speechless, and had a look of grievance that could not be expressed. His anger rose rapidly, and he bared his teeth and roared:

"Brothers, protect the master and the lady!"

Gu Xiaoxiao curled her lips: Ignorant of the law!

Yan Jun and Ding Kai split their men into two groups, leaving two people to protect Gu Xiaoxiao and Gu Yanchen, while the rest were ready to try.

"Brothers, we are only defending ourselves, not taking the initiative to provoke!" Gu Xiaoxiao reminded in a low voice, "Watch their backs."

I don’t know when, the black selfie stick was in Gu Xiaoxiao’s hand, and in the blink of an eye it stretched to about 1 meters.

The soldiers standing beside Gu Xiaoxiao and Gu Yanchen looked at each other in astonishment and shook their heads helplessly.

This thing is just a layer of skin, it's useless and will break if it is bent.

Gu Yanchen frantically looked for weapons for self-defense. There were only chopsticks and bowls and plates on the table, which were of no use at all.

"Just sit still and keep an eye on my brother."

Gu Xiaoxiao coldly commanded the two soldiers, and in the blink of an eye, they used the selfie stick to take down the fish that had escaped the net!

"Haha, now that we're here, we have to pay some performance fees, so that it's worth it for so many of us to play with you!"

Gu Xiaoxiao's wheelchair "rammed around", knocking away two fish that had escaped the net one after another. Ding Kai heard the sound of the wind and pulled his companion to the right to avoid it. The half-dead fish fell directly onto the man in black who was lagging behind.

"Ahhh-"

“Ouch, ouch—”

The screams awakened the stunned Ding Kai and the bodyguards. They grabbed the man's arms with their bare hands, took away the steel pipe, and slammed him hard.

How can I be inferior to the eldest lady, a disabled... er... girl? !

Gu Xiaoxiao glanced at the battle situation in front of her. Very good, all the invaders were lying down!

The screams that came one after another seemed to be the most beautiful music in heaven. Gu Xiaoxiao was not afraid at all. Instead, sparks of excitement flashed in her eyes.

Gu Xiaoxiao looked at her hands with lingering satisfaction. They were still so white and moist.

Looking at the wheelchair again, there seemed to be no changes, except that the footrest suddenly became a "little bit" longer!

Last time at Haicheng Central Hospital, Gu Xiaoxiao didn't have time to see the changes in the wheelchair, but now she finally understood -

Even the armrests are extended!

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Good, good! That's great!" Gu Xiaoxiao laughed softly.

Old Man Qin and his wife looked at each other in amazement, then looked at the bodyguard lying dead on the ground.

When did they become dregs of tofu???

Look at Gu Xiaoxiao and her bodyguards, where the hell did they find these people from???

Why do you have to work so hard for this shameless little bitch? ? ?

The couple stared at each other with bloodshot eyes, and it was unclear whether they were angry or jealous to the point of falling over!

Looking at Gu Xiaoxiao's familiar face, many images flashed through my mind. A flash of inspiration exploded for a moment, and then disappeared in an instant. It seemed... impossible!

impossible!

Absolutely impossible! ! !

Old man Qin shook several times, and just when Gu Xiaoxiao and the onlookers thought he was going to fall down, the old guy actually recovered, stood there straight, and rushed over to slap Gu Xiaoxiao in the face.

"You little bastard, I don't care who you are, you should never, ever, spread rumors about us.

Today, I will let you know that my Qin family is not a vegetarian..."

"You shameless dirty old bitch, your people are lying there."

Gu Xiaoxiao pointed the selfie stick behind him. His proud bodyguards were rolling around like maggots on the bank of a dry toilet. He said jokingly and contemptuously:

"Old man, go back to where you came from!

Don't jump in front of me, it's an eyesore and pollutes the air around me! It's bad luck! "

Gu Xiaoxiao's eyes were deep, clear, and icy cold. It was the first time that Old Man Qin saw such a complicated look in a little girl. Even though he had seen a lot of storms and waves, he couldn't help but shudder.

Old Man Qin couldn't help but wonder what had happened to offend this evil god. When he thought of that possibility, he denied it again and again.