After the car accident, she lay down and ate melon

Gu Xiaoxiao was lying on the extra-large bed, trying hard to roll around, happily expressing her extremely happy mood.

However, only the upper body moved and twisted back and forth, like a mermaid who had been dehydrated for a long time and was twisted helplessly.

[Damn male and female pig feet, don’t you know that you can’t drive while tired? You should learn traffic rules and get some safety education…]

Gu Xiaoxiao was filled with resentment. Her swimming pool was so beautiful, like a world in a fairy tale...but she could only look at it. The beautiful summer was only just coming to an end!

"Xiao Tongtong, do you think I am really not dreaming?"

"Xiao Tongtong, tell me, can I really bring this mansion back to the real world?"

Gu Xiaoxiao was filled with melancholy and couldn't relieve it. She kept asking the system, as if only in this way could she find a safe landing point.

"It would be a shame if I couldn't bring it back. Wouldn't it be a waste of my hard work, even though I'm physically disabled but mentally strong?"

Gu Xiaoxiao kept beeping and muttering about various worries, which made the system feel upset, although he really didn't care.

"Are you annoying? I've told you so many times, can can can can..."

The system said "can" 100 times in a row, and also typed the word "can" in big red on the system's virtual screen, which was full of naked sarcasm.

Tongsheng is helpless!

It's his fault that he met such an unlucky host, so stingy.

In the world of novels, all you have to do is act boldly. Those who are afraid of wolves in front and tigers behind are nothing but cannon fodder.

Isn’t there a saying among humans that goes, “Those who are barefoot are not afraid of those who wear shoes?” You’re already so useless, how could you be worse than you are now?

"You've been quite idle lately. It's been almost 10 days since you last posted on Gossip. Your task progress bar has been a bit slow recently."

The system quietly lengthened the progress bar, regretting that it was only worried about the host's failure to complete the task, had no enthusiasm, and deliberately lowered the difficulty and shortened the progress bar.

Gu Xiaoxiao clicked in and saw that the blue progress bar was still a long way from being full.

Hehehe, I do seem to be a bit slack lately.

Gu Xiaoxiao picked her feet awkwardly. It seemed that she hadn't eaten much gossip or revealed much gossip in the past few days.

Do today's work today. If you accept favors from others, you should behave like a collaborator and complete today's tasks before going to bed.

Click to search... After watching the video carefully, Gu Xiaoxiao just wanted to shout "F*ck" -

"Damn it, this Litchi is really no mortal. He ate Yao Tiantian so quickly, and she did it voluntarily...hahahahaha."

Gu Xiaoxiao smiled so hard that her teeth disappeared, and then sent the video of the two of them to Luo Jun.

"Hahahaha, I'm happiest when I see annoying people biting each other."

The little hands flew quickly on the phone, and soon, a nine-square grid appeared on Yao Tiantian’s Moments and Weibo at the same time.

Gu Xiaoxiao was very kind to give a thumbs up and then forwarded it——

"Wow, you guys are so good at having fun. Please forgive me for being a country bumpkin from ancient times. I have no experience and I don't understand the tastes of modern people..."

Thinking of that super generous financial sponsor, I wonder if she has rescued the naive and innocent girl she was looking for?

Click to search... Browse...

"Host, all we have caught now are small ones, and the big ones are still fishing." The system was kind enough to decipher it, not wanting her to waste time, or else she would have another nightmare.

It's so obvious that we can find it by following the clues. It's impossible that they are still so low.

"However, there is a happy event, which can actually be considered half a happy event." The system used the content it saw first to whet Gu Xiaoxiao's appetite.

"Isn't it that the judge who climbed into the women's restroom is going to go to trial... Wow, this guy has done so many bad things?" Gu Xiaoxiao was shocked when she saw the content of the search.

Pack it up and throw it out!

Humph, just stay where you came from, and don’t always think about coming out to harm society and pollute the air.

The trial is scheduled for next Monday!!!

"Ouch, I was just saying, what did I forget?"

Gu Xiaoxiao was very upset. It seemed that Chen Song had called her yesterday and specifically talked about this matter.

Really, how could I forget such an important thing when buying a house?

I quickly sent some additional evidence to Chen Song. Humph, since you are so bad, I will let you atone your sins in jail first.

The system looked after Xiao Xiao for no reason, searching randomly, and interrupted her:

"Host sister, don't you want to see how your precious child who grew up with leopard courage and understands you is doing now?"

"Oh, who are you talking about?"

After being reminded by the system, Gu Xiaoxiao thought for a long time before she found the little internet celebrity named Yan Xiaolin from the corners of her forgotten memories.

"Hey, you know what, I really forgot about this unimportant person."

Click on the video pushed by the system——

In a women's cell in Haicheng Nanshan Prison, eight bunk beds are lined up face to face.

Each of them had short hair and wore blue and white striped prison uniforms with their own numbers on the back and chest.

In less than a month, Yan Xiaolin had become skin and bones. If the system hadn't reminded him, Gu Xiaoxiao really wouldn't have been able to recognize him.

"Oh my god, you said that person is Yan Xiaolin???"

Tsk tsk tsk, she used to be such an arrogant person, but now she has become like this. I wonder if she regrets it?

"Tsk, why are you pretending to be so arrogant? She is like this because of you." The system curled its lips. Everyone knows you, a hypocrite.

"There's no outsider here, why are you pretending? It's not a plastic bag."

The system rolled its eyes like Gu Xiaoxiao. This host is also a black-and-white person. He speaks righteously but is secretly trying to trip people up.

Why don't you send a message to that deputy warden and tell him that your darling is one of the masterminds who bullied his son and forced him to jump off the building and break his leg?

Forget it, evil will be punished by evil.

Although the deputy warden was not a good person, he cheated on his wife, abandoned his wife and children, and even framed his ex-wife to leave the house with nothing.

Otherwise, the excellent son would not have signed the unequal treaty and entered Haicheng No. 1 Middle School for free, and perhaps the bullying that followed would not have happened.

Ugh--

The system sighed, human greed is truly a bottomless pit, just like an interstellar nebula black hole.

Gu Xiaoxiao was not embarrassed even though she was exposed.

"Tsk, I'm giving him a chance to atone for his sins, otherwise he'll never have a chance to punish the bad guys in his life."

Gu Xiaoxiao spoke so arrogantly, and her reasons were extremely strange.

"He deserves it. He originally thought that by marrying a concubine, he would have a good chance of having another son.

Tsk tsk tsk, the devil is always stronger than the righteous, his ex-wife is also very powerful!"

The system inexplicably heard gloating and admiration for the ex-wife. His host hates evil and hates evil. What should he do?