After the car accident, she lay down and ate melon

(My dears, this is a happy book. Thank you for coming to support me! This is a fictional book. Don’t reflect it in reality. Don’t read it with your brain.)

boom--

A cool Lamborghini hit a shared electric scooter and the huge impact force swept Gu Xiaoxiao into the air. Fear hit her limbs like a tide.

"Ahhh-"

The sudden and shrill scream pierced the sky, tearing apart the heat and dullness, and hooking the pedestrians and vehicles coming and going.

People took out their phones, live-streamed, recorded videos, took photos and posted them on WeChat Moments, and shook their phones...

Gu Xiaoxiao was thrown more than ten meters away like a broken rag doll, and fell on the sidewalk with a thud.

It hurts, it hurts, it hurts…

Her bones hurt, her flesh hurt, her waist hurt, her back hurt... It was as if a ferocious beast was rampaging through her body, tearing her body apart like crazy...

A transparent shadow popped out from Gu Xiaoxiao's body, floating in the air, staring blankly at the ground below -

The blood was boiling in the body and gushing out of the eyes, nose, ears, mouth... like a spring.

The broken body fell to the ground like a butterfly with broken wings in the wind and rain, and it squirmed softly for a few times before dying.

The blue shared eDonkey was torn into pieces, with debris scattered everywhere.

The driver's thin lips were as cold as a knife blade, pressed into a straight line. He turned a deaf ear to what was happening outside the window, and looked like he was going forward, getting more courageous as he faced more setbacks.

Shadow Gu Xiaoxiao suddenly rushed over like a gust of wind, his eyes bared and his teeth clenched, he pounded the front windshield fiercely, blood and tears kept flowing, and he shouted heartbreakingly:

"Hey, stop the car! Stop the car!"

"You're driving without opening your eyes, are you going to kill someone?!!!"

The sea-blue Lamborghini suddenly passed through Gu Xiaoxiao and ran over the broken legs on the ground. There was a crackling sound.

The blood flowed like water from a reservoir. In the blink of an eye, the ground was covered with blood, like red spider lilies blooming everywhere...

Gu Xiaoxiao cried and begged someone to call the police and dial 120, but no matter how she cried and shouted, it seemed as if there was a chasm always blocking her and no one responded.

"Ahhh, God, I've worked so hard, why do you always kill me with one blow when I'm about to get my reward... Why can't you just let me live a few days in peace?"

Gu Xiaoxiao wailed as she rushed into the pool of blood, banging against the wall that blocked her like a madman, trying to get back into her body, but her shadow was getting fainter and fainter...

Snap——

Suddenly, with a bolt from the blue, a white light fell like a meteor, hooked Gu Xiaoxiao's fading shadow, and crashed into the broken body on the ground.

……

Haicheng Central Hospital, Surgery Building.

In the VIP ward, on the long sofa against the wall at the door, there was a male sleeping beauty lying in his clothes. His long eyelashes could not hide the dark blue on his face, and he looked tired, as if all his energy had been drained out.

On the coffee table, the mobile phone screen lights up from time to time.

Beyond the light blue curtain, there were instruments mounted on the bedside tables on both sides. Occasionally, a beeping sound would break the silence in the room.

Gu Xiaoxiao was wrapped up like a mummy, but the thin blanket could not hide her graceful figure.

She lay motionless on the hospital bed, her eyes closed, only half of her face was visible, as pale as paper, and only her weak breathing showed that she was still alive for the time being.

hiss--

it hurts!

A book shone with a faint white light, and the pages kept turning in Gu Xiaoxiao's mind. A large number of images quickly flooded into her sea of ​​consciousness. The pain and nausea frowned her brows.

Does the life of Feng Jie have to be so bloody?

ah? ? !

Gu Xiaoxiao was speechless and almost collapsed on the spot. She really wanted to catch the author and ask him why it failed like that!

I always thought she was possessed by the god of bad luck. That was why she was so unlucky. She could get emphysema just by breathing in the air.

Only after reporting to the King of Hell did she realize that she was just a paper figure in a female-oriented novel, and all the bad luck was caused by this vicious female supporting role in the plot!!!

Damn it!!

I really want to drag the author down with me!!!

More than two months ago, the heroine's little follower Du Nan wanted to advance himself, so he parachuted into Gu Xiaoxiao's company and took advantage of her.

All the promotion and salary increase promised by the company went down the drain, and she was shamelessly demoted to Ning County, Gansu Province, to plant trees.

Wherever there is injustice, oppose it!

In the past, I bent over backwards for that little bit of rice, worked hard to polish my little edges, worked hard, worked overtime, and acted like a grandson... but in the end, it was all in vain. What's the point of making dumplings like Ninja Turtles?

Paratrooper Du Nan threatened: "Don't you plant trees? As long as you step out of the company's door, you, Gu Xiaoxiao, will never find a job."

Normally, the director was pretty nice, but I didn't expect him to be such a beast in human form, a vile old man who was trying to take advantage of someone's misfortune.

Gu Xiaoxiao had a lot of anger in his stomach, so he just needed to vent it. He kicked Old Shepi in the crotch, knocked him down, fed him a rag, let him chew it slowly, and dug some small holes in it.

Unfortunately, the boat was leaking and encountered a storm -

Gu Xiaoxiao had a beautiful idea. She planned to move to her boyfriend Luo Jun's place to get by temporarily. When she found a job, she would directly rent the company's talent apartment.

Who knew that her boyfriend's love was so extreme that it was impossible to turn back, and he shot an arrow through her heart and sent her two words -

"separate"!

Xingyunliushui blocked all her contact information, and Gu Xiaoxiao didn't even have a chance to call her back and ask "why".

A few days before being hit and killed by the male protagonist, Gu Xiaoxiao went to her classmates to borrow money, only to find out that the fussy Luo Jun had already cheated on her college roommate.

No wonder her roommate refused to let Gu Xiaoxiao stay overnight that day. Even when she just asked to store her belongings for a few days, her roommate refused flatly.

Gu Xiaoxiao had no choice but to rent a house quickly. On the day of the car accident, she had only 123 yuan left.

When it rains, it pours--

Gu Xiaoxiao cast her net in the sea, but didn't catch a single fish.

I could only give up and apply for a job in a small company with less than 50 employees. The rejection was still the norm. When they saw the three words "Gu Xiaoxiao", they didn't even give her a chance to interview and just kicked her out.

As the book goes, after waking up, Gu Xiaoxiao was afraid that she would not be able to find a job and would have to sleep on the streets, so she refused the huge compensation and was determined to cling to the male protagonist.

After recovering from his injuries for more than half a year, Gu Xiaoxiao has been trying to sow discord between the male and female protagonists, and has been doing all kinds of things.

There is nothing she can't do, except what you can't think of.

They are all thousand-year-old turtles. Her skills are not enough in front of the heroine who is blessed with a halo.

People treat her like a lame puppy, taking her for a walk when they are happy, and using her as a punching bag when they are unhappy, and also to block the dirty tricks, harmful moves, and various other tactics from other supporting characters.

The male protagonist was cold and indifferent to begin with, and had long since run out of patience with Gu Xiaoxiao. He pretended not to know and even added fuel to the fire. In less than a year, she went to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures.

He also said nonsense that if she had not had the delusion of rising to the top, she might not have died so miserably.

The hero and heroine get rid of their respective obstacles, live a sweet life, fight in the business world, kill decisively, and eat up many supporting roles...

Ugh!

Gu Xiaoxiao sighed for the nth time——

This author is toxic!

No, it's my brain that's going crazy!

Or maybe he is jealous of her beauty and treats her so badly.

How could she, such a beautiful lady, just hang on a crooked tree?

It's second-hand! Rotten cucumber!

If I could find this weird author, I would definitely send him boxes of razor blades.

Damn, Kali is super rich, the phone is fully charged, and he has delicious food and drinks. There is nothing he can't do. Why does he have to get entangled with men?

The money is in place, but no one wants to show off my poor abs and torso?

supporting role?

Just be responsible for playing badly, watching the show and lying down!

Effort? Screw it!