The heroine of Quick Wear: Stand still

[Host, why do you say that? ]

Ye Linxin: How dare you! You are just an animal, why are you trying to imitate the ancients?

[Oh! Then don't do as the Romans do, host.]

Ye Linxin: Oh.

"Princess, I haven't seen you for a long time. You look even prettier now."

"Thank you for the compliment, Your Majesty."

Jun Hao: ...

He was just talking, why do you take it seriously?

Is this playing dumb or pretending to be stupid?

Not wanting to dwell on this question, Jun Hao looked at the wounded Nanny Wang and asked, "How did you get all these injuries, Nanny?"

Ye Linxin: You are asking this question without knowing the answer. How come the male lead is still in the role?

[Yes, host, the male lead’s acting is pretty good. I can’t tell. He seems to really not know.]

Wang Ma immediately knelt down aggrievedly when she was cared for by the male protagonist whom she had not seen for many years. "Your Highness, I was ordered by the princess to visit the injured Princess Shu Xin. Who would have thought that she would not only not appreciate it, but also beat me into the state I am in now. Please, Your Highness, make a decision for our princess."

After hearing these words, Ye Linxin couldn't help but marvel at them.

Ye Linxin: This old lady has cleared herself of all blame.

【what? 】

Ignoring the little crocodile's questioning tone, she met the male protagonist's gaze.

Ye Linxin quickly leaned over and said, "My Lord, I…"

"You don't need to tell me in detail what the princess did. Since she didn't follow the rules, she should be put in solitary confinement for a month and then punished to serve for a year."

Jun Hao raised his hand and quickly helped Ye Linxin up, then spoke to Nanny Wang who was kneeling with her head bowed.

"Yes."

A hint of pride flashed in Nanny Wang's eyes.

Humph! You little bitch! You're going to have a hard time these days!

"Okay, you all go down."

Jun Hao couldn't wait to wave away everyone, holding Ye Linxin's hand and walking towards the inner room.

"Princess, have you missed your husband during this period?"

"some."

"Then why doesn't the princess come to look for me?"

"The prince is away from home, and there must be something for you to do. If I go, I will delay the prince."

The two of them seemed like an ordinary couple chatting about family matters, sitting on the couch together while talking about family matters.

When Ye Linxin subconsciously picked up the teacup and was about to drink it all in one gulp, Jun Hao on the opposite side knocked on the cup, and his meaning was already very clear.

"Okay, Your Majesty, I will make tea for you right away."

She poured him tea with a smile on her face, but she felt very unhappy inside.

Maduo! I was on the rooftop, enjoying the sun and the breeze, and it was already very dry. When I came back, I was stopped by that crazy woman named Wang Ma, and not only did I not get to drink tea, but now here comes this crazy man without hands.

What a criticism! You even want me to pour the tea myself. How uneducated!

The next second, Ye Linxin poured the water and handed it over respectfully with both hands, smiling.

She said softly, "Your Majesty, please drink."

"The princess is truly virtuous."

Jun Hao deliberately stroked Ye Linxin's soft and boneless little hand teasingly when he took the teacup.

Ye Linxin: Ahhhh! Little crocodile! Damn the male protagonist! Hurry up and bring me my knife! I’m going to kill him!!!

Who knows if this male protagonist will get some strange disease if he hangs around in that brothel every day!!!

[Uh... Host, you want to kill the hero, why are you blushing? ]

Ye Linxin: Tsk! This is the normal reaction of women in ancient times, you don’t understand.

[Then will you still kill the male protagonist? ]

Ye Linxin wanted to kill, but she had to act.

Ye Linxin looked shy at the right moment and slowly covered her face with her sleeves.

Ran goose!

As soon as she caught the male protagonist's sight, Ye Linxin drank the tea in one gulp.

Maduo! Finally got to drink. She was dying of thirst.

Then, she shyly and gracefully lowered her sleeves and slowly placed the empty teacup on the table.

The male protagonist took only a sip, glanced at her empty teacup, and felt a little amused for a moment.

Which lady from a wealthy family would empty the cup when drinking tea with a man? Most of them would just take small sips.

"My Lord, why are you looking at me like this?"

Ye Linxin shyly glanced at him, acting like a little girl.

Maduo! Look at me again! If you look at me again, I’ll dig your eyes out!

Get out of here! I'm still thirsty!

The little crocodile has gradually gotten used to Ye Linxin's inconsistent voice.

Sure enough, what the woman said was completely different from what she thought.

So it's no wonder that it always suspects whether its host is cursing it in his heart when talking to it.

Jun Hao seemed to see Ye Linxin's anxiety, and said with a teasing look on his face, "It's because the princess's appearance makes my heart flutter."

Ye Linxin: ...

Lecher! tui!

Sue you for sexual harassment!

"Your Majesty~"

Ye Linxin clamped her throat and scolded shyly.

yue~

【yue~】

They both vomited at the same time.

Ye Linxin: Little crocodile, why are you following me? Blindly following the trend?

[Ugh~ Host, I'm sorry, you suddenly pinched me and I feel a little nauseous... Ugh~]

Ye Linxin: Tsk! How rude! You make me want to vomit!!!

Jun Hao was also feeling uncomfortable. He calmly pressed down the goose bumps on his body and said calmly, "Does the princess have any preferences?"

"Like?"

Ye Linxin frowned in thought.

Does it count as her hobbies of eating and sleeping?

"Your Majesty, I like painting, calligraphy and playing the piano."

[Host, you are exaggerating. I see you fingering your feet while reading comic books every day.]

Ye Linxin: What are you talking about! Get out of here, Princess! You have no part to play here!

【Oh……】

Ye Linxin: ...

You know how much you have imitated me.

Jun Hao raised his eyebrows, "Oh? The princess has many hobbies, but I heard a while ago that she learned martial arts from a martial arts master when she was young."

Ye Linxin clenched her fingers.

Here it comes! The male protagonist comes with his doubts!

At this time, you should generally let out a breath of calmness.

[What! Host, are you going to fart? !]

Ye Linxin: ...

Don't talk to idiots.

[No, host, you are a lady from a noble family, how can you fart casually? ]

Ye Linxin: It’s not casual at all, this is my bedroom after all!

Ye Linxin: Besides, he is my husband, and we are a legal couple. Why should I care about my image in front of my husband and wife? It’s a good thing that I didn’t fart on his nose!

[So, host, you just want to fart! ]

Ye Linxin: If you say so, then so be it. As long as you are happy.

Little Crocodile: ...

Good, good, I learned something again.

"Your Highness, when I was praying with my mother, I was attacked by bandits. Although I was not hurt, my father was still worried, so he found a martial arts master for me and taught me for a while."

Have you learned it?

That makes sense.

Jun Hao helped Ye Linxin up from her kneeling position and gently stroked her head. "In that case, the princess is quite amazing."

"I am terrified."

"Okay, you should take a rest first. I'm sorry for putting you through this period of time, but I promise that I will be with you in the future..."

Jun Hao did not say the rest of the words, but the look he gave Ye Linxin was particularly ambiguous, and his restless hand stroked the hair around Ye Linxin's ears.

Of course I understand what I should understand.

"Yes, Your Majesty."

Ye Linxin responded shyly.

"Well, remember to think of me, Princess."

"Your Majesty~"

Another scolding scared away Jun Hao's interest in acting.

After seeing the man leave, Ye Linxin collapsed on the chaise longue, feeling relieved.

Ye Linxin: Oh, little crocodile, this ancient dimension is so stressful. I have to think about every sentence several times.

【Host, it was always like this in ancient times.】

Ye Linxin: Mainly, I have to use my brain while acting with others.

[Hahahaha, host, how about you go into the space to recharge? ]

Ye Linxin sat up suddenly: Good idea!

Then he flashed directly into the space.

Jun Hao left Ye Linxin's yard and came to the heroine's yard.

Compared to Ye Linxin's spacious yard filled with the fragrance of flowers, the heroine's yard is much more desolate.

Jun Hao raised his eyebrows.

Then he walked in with his hands behind his back.

"Wow~"

A gust of wind blew, and the fallen leaves on the ground fluttered in the wind.

Jun Hao frowned, looked at the house covered with cobwebs, and paused with some disgust.

"What! Grounding? For what?!"

The dissatisfied scream of the heroine came from the cracked house.

"Princess, hush! This is what the prince said, be careful that there are ears on the other side of the wall."

The loyal servant carefully covered her mouth, fearing that someone might hear.

The heroine struggled to free her hand, "Qingqing, no one will come to our yard, don't worry."

Qingqing looked at her young lady's innocent look and lowered her eyes feeling a little tired.

"Princess, it's always right to be careful."

"Oh! You ancient people are such a nuisance. Be careful about this and that."

"Princess, what are you talking about? I don't understand."

Yang Shuxin crossed her legs and lay on the chair in a very ungraceful manner.

"Oh, forget it. You won't understand even if I tell you."

"Oh."

Faced with Yang Shuxin's contempt, Qingqing lowered her head in disappointment.

The lady has become very strange.

Outside the door, Jun Hao raised his eyebrows when he heard Yang Shuxin's words from the ancients.

Could it be that Yang Shuxin was possessed by an evil spirit?

"No! I still have to go find the prince."

Yang Shuxin thought for a while, then suddenly stood up and walked out the door.

"Princess! No, the prince has put you under house arrest. You can't go out casually."

"Oh! Qingqing, don't stop me."

"Crack!"

Yang Shuxin suddenly opened the door, and when she raised her eyes, she met the fox eyes of the man in the yard, which seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

"Wow~"

The heroine was so stunned by the hero's beauty that she stood there in a daze.

Facing the heroine's undisguised gaze, Jun Hao frowned somewhat displeased.

"Wow~ handsome guy, you are so handsome, who are you? Let's get to know each other!"

Yang Shuxin, who hadn't recognized Jun Hao as the prince, ran to the male protagonist without caring about her image and kept looking up and down at him.

Qingqing hurried over, pulled Yang Shuxin, who was about to get closer, back, then knelt on the ground with a look of fear on her face.

"Meet the prince."

"Your Majesty?"

Yang Shuxin heard Qingqing addressing him, "Are you the prince who didn't even kick the sedan door and went to a brothel on the day of his wedding?"

"Miss!"

Qingqing fearfully pulled at the sleeve of Yang Shuxin who had spoken rudely.

"Ouch! Don't do that to me!"

Yang Shuxin pushed her hand away unhappily.

With a look of a newborn calf who is not afraid of a tiger, she stood in front of the male protagonist and looked at him confidently.

She had seen the original owner's face before. Even without any makeup, she looked pitiful.

The original owner of such a beautiful face chose to cover it up with colorful makeup. She really couldn't understand what the original owner was thinking.

No matter where you are, appearance is a woman's first sword and it should be shown off to amaze all men. There is no point in hiding it!

Jun Hao looked at the unruly woman in front of him who looked like a country girl. For a moment, he forgot to act. His brows were furrowed, and his face was filled with displeasure that had reached its peak.

Really, I haven’t met such a wild person in a long time!

I don’t know if the information I found is wrong. How could such a stupid person survive until now!

[Ahhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh! Ding! Chapter 4 — The Little Sweet Wife in the Palace ()]