When Wei Wuxian traveled back in time

Of course, he couldn't tell others about Qing Hengjun's past as if it were a story. This would not only be impolite, but also appear to be disrespectful to others.

Wei Wuxian hooked his fingers at the two of them with a serious look on his face.

The two of them thought Wei Wuxian was going to tell them some little secret, so they all stretched their heads to look closer.

Seeing this, Wei WuXian took the opportunity to grab the two men's necks and firmly control them in his arms.

"Tell me, guys, when did you two start following me?!"

They both felt their necks tighten, followed by a feeling of suffocation, and Nie Huaisang was almost strangled by him and could not breathe.

The two struggled and beat Wei Wuxian's arms. Nie Huaisang shouted, "Lanshi, after you get out of Lanshi."

It was not easy to break free from Wei Wuxian's shackles.

Jiang Cheng rubbed his neck and kicked Wei Wuxian on the butt: "Wei Wuxian, are you sick? You almost strangled me to death!"

Nie Huaisang also supported his knees with his hands, panting heavily and said, "Brother Wei, you are so mean. If you had let go a step later, I would have lost my life in your hands."

Wei Wuxian reached out to rub the back of their necks, but Jiang Cheng slapped him away: “Don’t touch me.”

Then he could only let Nie Huaisang rub him: "I'm sorry, Brother Nie, I just wanted to play with you two, but I didn't expect to use too much strength."

Nie Huaisang waved his hand, coughed twice and said, "I'm glad you know. Be more careful next time."

“Of course, of course.” Wei WuXian reached over to Jiang Cheng’s shoulder, but he slapped him away. He tried twice more before finally getting him back. “Why are you following me secretly?”

Jiang Cheng Nie Huaisang and Jiang Cheng looked at each other and said, "Isn't this just out of curiosity as to why you're looking for Lan Wangji?"

Wei WuXian: “Oh~Is that so!”

In response to his previous question, Wei WuXian took the initiative to ask, “Didn’t you two just ask me why I know so much about Qing Heng Jun?”

He said mysteriously: "Do you still remember what I said the day before I gave Lan Zhan the Erotic Painting?"

Jiang Cheng was a little impatient: "You talk so much every day, who can remember what you said on any given day?"

Wei Wuxian bent his arm and then asked Nie Huaisang, but he also didn't remember.

Helpless, Wei WuXian sighed and said, “In fact, I told you that day that Lan Zhan and I have a very good relationship, and it is the kind that you can’t imagine. It’s just that you don’t believe it. Since he and I have a good relationship, we can talk about anything.”

Wei Wuxian was very proud when he said this. If he had a tail, it would have wanted to reach up to the sky.

Nie Huaisang laughed dryly and said, "Brother Wei, you really know how to joke."

Jiang Cheng pulled Nie Huaisang out from under Wei Wuxian’s arm: “Ignore him. He just thinks about nonsense things every day.”

“Okay.” Wei WuXian spread his hands: “You still don’t believe it, right?”

The two shook their heads honestly.

Wei WuXian said confidently, “So what do you want to know? As long as it doesn’t affect the interests of our family, I can tell you.

After hearing his words, Nie Huaisang opened his fan with a snap, then closed it again and said, "Since Brother Wei has said so, I won't be polite."

Wei WuXian said proudly, “Don’t be polite, don’t be polite, just say whatever you want.”

Nie Huaisang said, "At the end of the month, Old Man Lan will give another test. Brother Wei, you should understand what I mean!"

"........."

After a moment of silence, Wei WuXian looked as if he was choked by his words: “Okay, I just asked not to involve the family’s interests, and now you’ve taken it to the moral level and even want me to be your fake hand.”

"No, no, no." Nie Huaisang corrected him, "It's not a fake hand. I have already investigated this time. Old Man Lan should be able to investigate and ask us to write down the changes in the rise and fall of aristocratic families, and analyze the main reasons for the rise and fall, etc. It's very simple. After you finish writing, hand me the paper, and I will hand you my paper, and you write it again, how about it?"

“How! What the hell!” Wei WuXian patted his shoulder speechlessly, “I asked you to ask me about Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan and I have a good relationship. If you ask me, and I ask him, he will definitely tell me. But you are just thinking about how to cheat in the exam.”

Wei WuXian added: “Since you are so good and already know what you will be tested on, why don’t you prepare well and just sit back and enjoy the fruits of your labor? Tsk tsk tsk, I mean, if your eldest brother knew about this, it would be more than just cutting off one of your legs.”

Nie Huaisang was not unaware of Wei Wuxian's words. He dragged his voice and said, "I know what Old Man Lan likes to test. Of course, it's because I've studied here three times and I've already learned all about these things."

Jiang Cheng couldn't bear to watch it anymore and interrupted, "You know it so clearly, how come you still don't know how to do it?"

Nie Huaisang didn't care: "I can't help it. I'm not cut out for studying."

He turned to look at Wei WuXian and pleaded, “During the exam, you can sneak it into Old Man Lan’s pocket and he won’t be able to find out.”

Wei WuXian asked, “If Old Man Lan can’t find it, then what about Lan Zhan?”

“Hehehe.” With a ‘snap’ sound, Nie Huaisang tapped the fan on his palm a few times and said, “This is the wonderful thing. You just said that you and Lan Wangji are so familiar with each other, so why don’t you let him turn a blind eye and not arrest us?”

"..."

"..."

“This joke is not funny at all.” Wei WuXian couldn’t help but give him a thumbs up for his train of thought: “Brother Nie, Brother Nie, are you overestimating me or underestimating Lan WangJi?! How can you ask such a fair and impartial person to turn a blind eye to something?!”

Nie Huaisang was not at all surprised by Wei Wuxian's answer. He sighed and said, "I knew what you would say, that's why I asked."

Wei Wuxian: “…”

“Forget it.” Nie Huaisang seemed very disappointed and changed the question: “Then go and ask Lan Wangji what his measurements are.”

Jiang Cheng: "..."

“…” Although he didn’t know why Nie Huaisang asked him to ask this, this matter was indeed a piece of cake for Wei Wuxian.

Wei WuXian pulled his shoulders, and the two of them said face to face: “There’s something wrong with you, Brother Nie!”

"No, no, I'm just asking according to your request. It doesn't involve family interests or moral issues. What a good question."

Wei WuXian gave a sly laugh: “Good question, I like it.”

"Is that so?" After saying that, the two of them looked at each other and laughed in this strange face-to-face posture.

Looking at the two people in front of him with creepy smiles, Jiang Cheng had an illusion.

I just always feel like I'm not perverted enough and don't fit in with the two of them.