My Lord, the princess doesn't want you anymore.
Chapter 47: The Poisoned Prince, Occupies the Palace
Mei Xueer slept until noon and was woken up by Goudan.
She also lost interest in the screen-filling points growth information contributed by Nanxing, several secret guards, and Cui Hongjing.
After a burst of "My little face is like an apple...", Goudan's voice with a hint of sympathy came: [Woman, the battery ran out last night. I charged it this morning. I realized that you suffered last night. ]
Mei Xueer: [It’s not suffering, it’s humiliation! ]
Goudan: [Prince Jing is really not a human being. Is he a human being who can do such a thing? Woman, I will despise him for you in my heart! ]
Mei Xueer: [Your contempt is useless! Alas, if I want to blame Wen Bing and Nan Xing, I might as well blame myself. If I hadn't sung that damn nursery rhyme, Nan Xing wouldn't have joked that I was pregnant, and there wouldn't have been all this shit afterwards.]
Goudan: [You finally understand how destructive the three hundred nursery rhymes are.]
Mei Xueer: [It's a killer weapon! Memorize 300 nursery rhymes and you won't have to worry about subduing demons. I feel depressed when I think of nursery rhymes now. I sang nursery rhymes in front of the Queen Mother because of that dog prince.]
Goudan: [That’s right, but what can I get in return? ]
Mei Xueer: [In exchange for an abortion pill! I swear, I will never sing nursery rhymes again in my life, and I don’t want to hear any nursery rhymes anymore... You also need to completely delete the line about my little face being like an apple, immediately, right now...]
Goudan: […My system is closed, some programs cannot be deleted.]
Mei Xueer: [Don’t we have Hongmeng? Why don’t we develop our own? ]
Goudan: [……]
Mei Xueer: [Can you change the song? As long as it's not a nursery rhyme, anything is fine.]
Goudan: [Okay! ]
After chatting with Goudan for a while, she got up. When she stepped out of the door, she found that Wen Jia and the other five were still kneeling in the yard. The effect of the medicine had long passed, but no one left or stood up.
"Miss, they said that although you made them suffer for four hours, you did not really hurt them and were willing to give them another chance. There is really no master as good as you in this world. So, they want to stay with you and protect you."
Nanxing just came in from outside. Due to lack of sleep, her eyes were red and swollen.
In his hand, he was holding a bunch of stinky pig intestines.
"I know I was wrong. I will regret my mistakes from now on and swear allegiance to the princess until death. If I do it again, I will allow the princess to deal with me without complaint." The five people on the ground said in unison.
Mei Xueer's heart softened a little, "Okay, since you are willing to stay, then stay. Remember what you said, and remember what I said before. Go, do what you should do."
After a good sleep, Mei Xueer revived with full health.
Only when you are energetic can you deal with that dog king.
She looked at the "Dog Prince" who was trying hard to climb out of her Five Finger Mountain in her hands, and wondered what she should do to make up for the inhuman treatment she received last night.
She has no skills except using medicine.
It seems that the only thing we can do is to work on the medicine.
Isn't the Dog Prince still recovering from his injuries? But these were the agreements between the two of them, and even if something unpleasant happened last night, it would be difficult to break the agreement.
Humph, isn't there a scar on his dog head that needs her to heal? I'll take this opportunity to poison you to death!
No, if I really poison the Dog Prince, won't I be buried with him? Well, this is not worth it.
Besides, he is a prince after all. If people find out that the dog prince was poisoned to death by me, it will implicate the entire Mei family, and if it is not enough, several clans will be implicated.
If there is a Nine Clans Candy Crush Saga then, it will be even less cost-effective.
It is really not worthwhile to sacrifice so many lives of the Mei family for such a stinky man.
Nanxing felt uncomfortable when she saw the young lady looking sad.
While washing the intestines, she was thinking about how to make the young lady happier.
"Miss, can I tell you something interesting?"
"I don't want to listen. I'm not in the mood." Mei Xue'er used a silk handkerchief to slap the tortoise shell of "Dog Prince" fiercely. "I'll beat you to death, I'll beat you to death. If you have the guts, don't put your head back!"
Nanxing held back her laughter and continued talking about her own things.
"Miss, didn't I tell you before about Shi Lao San, the pork seller at the market? She knew that I loved to buy pig intestines, so she always kept some for me." Nanxing tore off a piece of fat from the intestines and put it aside, preparing to cook it and feed it to the "Dog Prince." Then, she continued.
It turned out that when she went to buy pork intestines early this morning, she happened to meet Shi Laosan and his son selling pork.
Nanxing had never seen Shi Laosan's son, nor had she ever heard him talk about him, so she couldn't help but look at his son a few more times.
Unexpectedly, when Shi Laosan's son saw Nanxing, he said to his father: "Dad, this fairy-like sister is so beautiful. I want to marry such a fairy-like sister as my wife in the future."
Shi Lao San was so frightened that he quickly slapped him on the butt, "This sister is a noble lady, how can you dream of her!"
Hearing this, Mei Xueer burst out laughing, "Then, I will marry you off in style to the Shi family, and you can eat pig intestines every day?"
Nan Xing's face turned red immediately, but she was happy to see the young lady smiling, "I will not agree to it. Even if the king of heaven asks for my hand in marriage, I will not marry. I will stay with the young lady for the rest of my life."
"Why don't you agree? Is it possible that Shi Laosan's son is not good-looking enough?" Mei Xueer held back her laughter.
"That's not the case." Nan Xing was anxious. "Miss, let me tell you that his son is 20 years old, but he still can't find a wife. Why do you think that is? Because his son is stupid."
Well, who wants to marry a fool?
What's more, your family, Shi Laosan, doesn't own any mines, and you are not royal nobles.
"Do you want me to check on his son and see if his stupidity can be cured?" Mei Xueer asked again.
"I have never thought about it that way. Miss, with your status, how can you treat others casually?"
"Why not?" Mei Xueer dug an earthworm out of the soil and put it to the "Dog Prince"'s mouth. "In the eyes of doctors, there is no such thing as noble or humble, only patients. I'll go and take a look when I have time."
Nanxing once again felt that the image of his young lady was extremely tall.
"Shi Laosan doesn't know which family I belong to. If he knew that you, young lady, went to treat his son, he would be so excited that he would be speechless." Nanxing sighed, "I just feel that Shi Laosan is very pitiful. Don't look at his big and strong appearance. In fact, he is warm-hearted, kind, and careful. Whenever he has free time, he will clean the pig intestines sold to me very cleanly without any dirt."
"That's right. Let alone him, if any family has a stupid son, the parents will be worried until they die." Mei Xueer has a deep understanding of this. In modern times, there are too many cases of a patient dragging down an entire family.
"That's right. Shi Lao San told me that if his son couldn't find a wife, he was worried that his son would be left alone after he died. If he found a wife, he would still be worried that she would bully and abuse his son, so he might as well not marry her!"
"Yeah!" Mei Xueer nodded in agreement. Shi Laosan's concerns were very representative.
Wait, what did Nanxing just say?
When his son couldn't find a wife, he was worried that his son would have no one to rely on after he died. When he found a wife, he was still worried that she would bully and abuse his stupid son.
Oh my god, why didn't I think of this?
Mei Xueer jumped up with excitement, scaring the "Dog Prince" who was about to stick his head out to eat the earthworm so much that he suddenly retracted his head. The turtle shell spun on the table and fell to the ground with a thud.
"Miss, what's wrong with you?" Nanxing looked at her in confusion.
Mei Xueer rushed over and gave Nan Xing a big kiss on the face, "Nan Xing, I know what to do."
"What do you mean?"
Mei Xueer: I want to turn the dog prince into a fool without anyone noticing. That way, I won't have to be buried with him and I will have true freedom. Hahahaha...
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