My Lord, the princess doesn't want you anymore.

Chapter 3: My Lord, I Voluntarily Apply for Divorce

Cui Hongjing sneezed, and then he remembered that yesterday was his wedding day. According to the rules, he should bring his princess to the palace to express his gratitude today.

This marriage was a humiliation to him, so naturally he was unwilling to enter the palace to thank for any favor.

What kind of favor is this?

But he had to follow the rules.

He quickly asked Green Clothes to tell "that woman" to come over here quickly.

Lu Yi came to Mei Xueer's residence with a clatter, looked at Nan Xing and seemed to be looking at Mei Xueer, and pursed her lips, "Princess, the prince asked you to roll over, follow the prince to the palace to express gratitude."

She was a little afraid of Mei Xueer's slap, so she retreated out of the courtyard after saying that.

Go to the palace to express gratitude? Mei Xueer was about to say "no" when a "ding" sound suddenly rang in her mind.

The sound was so loud that it was likely to burst the eardrums.

She rubbed her ears subconsciously, but she was very happy in her heart, because that Goudan was online.

【Can you please keep your voice down? 】

[Okay! Goudan is an obedient baby, the volume has been adjusted to 30% now. ]

[Hey, where did you go last night? You just left without even saying hello. Are you so rude? ]

Goudan said anxiously: [Master, you have wronged Goudan. I am the super Goudan who has an invincible sense of responsibility in the universe. How could I abandon my master? I am really out of energy...]

Mei Xueer: ¥&……*

[Master, I rely on a new energy power system, and this world is solar energy. It was cloudy yesterday, and I had too little electricity... Today the weather is good, and I only charged a little bit, and when I was able to turn on the machine, I immediately came to find you. ]

This is true. The weather is good today and the morning sun is shining obliquely into the yard.

Mei Xueer: Well, fortunately Tongzi is powered by new energy, otherwise where can I recharge in this backward and ignorant world? Do I have to build a power plant myself first?

The system didn't abandon her and defect, so she should be happy: [Last night when I was half asleep, I seemed to see some points, Tongzi, please explain it to me.]

[Is this it?] Along with Goudan's voice, a screen appeared, which was obviously much brighter than the screen last night, but there was nothing on it. [Last night, the reserve power supply was used, so even if Goudan ran out of power, it could still maintain normal operation.]

[Okay, I know, isn't it just power saving mode?] Mei Xueer said impatiently: [Don't talk too much, answer my question quickly.]

Goudan: [That's right, as long as the master makes others feel grateful or guilty towards you, you will gain points. If these feelings disappear, the corresponding points will be deducted.]

【What are the points used for? 】

A map suddenly appeared on the screen in front of Mei Xueer, just like the extremely cartoon-like and idiotic pass-through map in Xiaolele.

There are three circles on the map, with a question mark in each circle.

[What are these circles? ]

Goudan quickly replied: [Goudan only knows the first mysterious grand prize, and can tell his master secretly that it is Dudie. But Goudan doesn’t know the rest yet.]

【Dad? 】

Goudan said with some disdain: [Even Baidu Dad doesn’t know? Baidu Niang is her husband! ]

Mei Xueer: ……………………

[Baidu Daddy is it. As long as it works, I can even use your grandfather! Hahahaha, this is my baby Goudan, come on, give him a kiss - by the way, how many points do I need to unlock Baidu Niang, no, to unlock her husband? ]

[Master, don't worry, Goudan will check... Oh, only 1000 points are enough. ]

[Only, 1000?] Mei Xueer's smile froze. If she continued to accumulate at the rate of 0.1 as she did last night, how long would it take?

But at least there is some hope. Baidu's man is indeed a good guy.

Isn't it just about making people feel grateful and guilty? Isn't it just about doing tasks day and night? 1000 points is not out of reach.

Wait, what did Cui Hongjing feel guilty about to me last night? Does he feel guilty too?

Although only 0.1.

Although soon even 0.1 was gone.

Outside the courtyard, Lu Yi looked at Mei Xue'er's changing expression, feeling extremely impatient and at the same time felt that she was being looked down upon again. She urged her in a bad tone: "Princess, why are you still hesitating? If you don't want to enter the palace to thank the prince, then I will report the truth to the prince."

Mei Xueer showed a friendly smile on her face and walked over gently. "The slap last night must have hurt you. I have some medicine here, a very good medicine. It will reduce the swelling as soon as you apply it. Why don't you try it?"

Treating people and earning their gratitude is the easiest way to gain gratitude points.

Green Clothes stroked the palm prints on his face, and couldn't help but get angry again. He gritted his teeth and cursed, "Bitch!"

He shook his head and strode away.

At the same time, the screen in front of Mei Xueer lit up again: [Failed to obtain points, points -5 points. Current accumulated points -2 points.]

To the lively music of "My Little Face is Like an Apple", Mei Xueer was petrified: ...Wo Sun.

I'm really thinking about points. This green-clad girl hates me so much that even if I bring her back to life, she probably won't be grateful to me.

Goudan came online very consciously: [Master, Goudan forgot to tell you just now, if you fail...]

【roll! 】

【okay! 】

【return! 】

【Master, Goudan is back. 】

[What's that little face, apple? ]

[Master, are you talking about that lovely song? Master, do you think it's not nice? Then Goudan, let's change the background music... A group of ducks swimming under the bridge in front of the door, how about that? Goudan likes it very much...]

【Get lost again! 】

【okay! 】

Mei Xueer took a deep breath and forced herself to slowly loosen her clenched fists: Well, as I said, 30% is determined by fate, and 70% depends on hard work.

If I can't go back to the modern era for the time being, I have to stay here and maintain a good relationship with this dog prince for the time being.

At least, what should be done on the surface should be done well.

Well, you still have to work hard to earn the points you deserve.

"What should I wear when going to the palace to express my gratitude?" Mei Xueer asked.

Nanxing opened the closet and said, "These are the styles Miss likes the most. Before you get married, Madam also prepared some for you. Which one do you want to wear?"

Mei Xueer buried her head in the closet. This...

Is the original owner's aesthetic taste so unique? It's either bright red or bright green, like a big rooster.

Is she dressing herself strictly according to the standards of a brothel girl?

Good, ambitious! Interesting! Unique!

"Throw this one away, and this one too. Don't want any of these... Throw them away right away!"

"Ah——" Nanxing said anxiously, "Miss, aren't these your favorites?"

Mei Xueer stood firm, "Nanxing, do you think these are good-looking?"

Nan Xing looked at her timidly, "To be honest, I don't think they look good either. But Aunt Li said they suit you very well, and Miss has always liked them."

Nan Xing spoke in a low voice. She had said before that these clothes were ugly, but Mei Xueer got angry when she heard it and scolded her.

Mei Xueer was also confused as to what kind of person the original owner was.

She was the eldest daughter of the prime minister's family, and her mother was the principal wife, but she felt that her mother was weak and incompetent, and knew nothing, and that Li Yi Niang was her confidant. Therefore, no matter how her mother defended her and loved her, she ignored and did not accept it, but obeyed Li Yi Niang's words and followed her closely.

So, Aunt Li tried her best to lead Mei Xueer into the ditch, and she went further and further astray.

Mei Xueer pulled out a pale pink palace dress from the bottom layer, which was embellished with creamy white embroidery. "At least you have something decent, so wear this."

Nan Xing was surprised. "This is what Madam prepared for Miss. Are you sure you want to wear this?"

Mei Xueer rolled her eyes at her and said, "Will my mother harm me?"

Well, the young lady did change after getting married. She even knew that she had another mother besides Aunt Li.

Cui Hongjing waited and waited, but Mei Xueer didn't come over, and he felt very annoyed.

This bastard, I wonder what kind of weird things he has painted on his face.

In his impression, this Mei Xueer was a person who ran a dye shop. The main colors of her body were always bright red and bright green, and her face was always painted in heavy colors, as if she was afraid that others would say that her family could not afford rouge and powder.

From a distance, she looked like a fortune teller exorcising ghosts and demons.

But, who is that pale pink woman in front of me?

Mei Xueer's clothes today were simple in style and clean in pattern. She only had light makeup on her face and her hair was simply done up, with only a jade hairpin inserted in it.

Cui Hongjing was stunned. Is this really the nymphomaniac who is famous in Beijing and regarded as a laughing stock by everyone?

After a brief moment of shock, his expression of contempt returned to his face.

No matter how you dress up, you are still a rag at heart!

Cui Hongjing walked past her without even looking at her, as if he didn't see her.

"Princess, please!" Zhuang Xiang said from the side.

Mei Xueer smiled slightly and nodded in thanks.

Cui Hongjing: Humph, you even want to seduce my guards! You are such a jerk!

He squinted his eyes and looked at the smile on her face, and a surge of rage inexplicably surged in his heart.

In short, if you hate someone, even his/her beauty will become ugly; even his/her polite smile will become evidence of seducing men; even his/her breath will become poisonous.

There was a carriage parked in front of the palace. Cui Hongjing didn't even look at her and went straight into the carriage.

Mei Xueer hesitated for a moment. Before she could decide whether she should shamelessly go in, she heard a cold voice inside, "Are you waiting for the prince to carry you into the car?"

Mei Xueer bit her lip and said nothing: Original owner, what sins have you committed!

The carriage was a bit high, and Cui Hongjing obviously hadn't thought of preparing a stool for her, let alone pulling her.

She had no choice but to climb into the car using her hands and feet. As soon as she put her head in, she saw the handsome face with a scar above her.

"Your Highness, I pay my respects to you." She climbed to the seat and sat down in a servile manner.

Cui Hongjing simply ignored her existence and stuck himself as close to the wall of the carriage as possible.

Mei Xueer was also very conscious and sat close to the other side, wishing she could become a painting on the carriage.

The carriage drove slowly towards the palace. Inside the carriage, there was a silence that became increasingly awkward.

Mei Xueer decided to say something to break the awkwardness and earn some points at the same time.

This bastard hates her so much that he must be eager to draw a clear line between them.

So she cleared her throat and decided to make the man in front of her grateful to her.

Just give it a try, after all, the Dog Prince is not Green Clothes.

Goudan realized what she was about to do and quickly reminded her: [Master, don’t…]

But Mei Xue'er had already said, "Your Majesty hates me so much, why don't you divorce me?"

She also added: "I voluntarily applied for divorce. Everything is my fault. There is nothing wrong with the prince."

Unexpectedly, Cui Hongjing suddenly turned his head, and his extremely beautiful phoenix eyes were full of rage.

The marriage was granted by my father, the emperor. On the second day of the wedding, you asked me to divorce you. Do you want me to be guilty of disrespect?

This bitch!

Not only mean, but also stupid!

Instantly, the screen in front of Mei Xueer appeared again: [Failed to obtain points, points -5 points. Current accumulated points -7 points.]

It kept flashing, accompanied by the creepy song "My little face is like an apple, mommy, please kiss me..."

Mei Xueer: &...%Wo Ri Ri Ri Ri...

On the road of unlocking Baidu Niang Husband Baidu Daddy, we are going further and further...

【Dog—egg——】 She gritted her teeth.

[Master, I just wanted to remind you. ]

[…Shize, can you? ]

Goudan:……

[Did you hear that? Why don’t you say something?!] Mei Xueer was angry.

Still no sound.

Mei Xueer was going crazy. She wished she could pull this broken system out of her brain and perform an unanaesthetized surgical operation on it from head to toe.

She roughly realized what was going on: [Turn the volume to 30%! ]

[Master, the volume has been adjusted to 30%! ]

【Why didn't you speak just now? 】

[Didn't the master tell me to mute myself? ]

Mei Xueer rolled her eyes and was about to die.

Cui Hongjing didn't say a word, but from time to time he glanced at the inexplicably changing expression on the woman's face opposite him, and couldn't help cursing her in his heart.

The two of them entered the palace in silence.

The atmosphere was so awkward.

Goudan: [Master, you should be under the car, not inside the car. ]

Mei Xueer: [You are right, but please stop talking. ]

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