After four years of marriage, the military officer husband came back
Chapter 104 He can hit 1 meters!
Amid the children's laughter, even Guangguang, who had been looking sullen and angry, couldn't help but curl up the corners of his lips and smile.
Amid the laughter of the crowd, the two children's faces suddenly turned red, and the child named Zhang Xiaoming immediately yelled at the children around him:
"Don't laugh, don't laugh, I'm not a dirty pot lid."
"I don't have a runny nose." The little boy with a runny nose said this and sniffed his nose hard. Unexpectedly, the snot he had just sucked in flowed down again after a while. He wanted to suck it back in, but in his haste, a big snot bubble came out of his nose.
Hahaha……
Seeing his expression, the little boys around him laughed even more happily.
"Now you know how rude it is to give others nicknames, right? Will you still do that in the future?" Seeing that the time was almost right, Xia Qingning began to educate the two children.
"Hmph, I'm going to get my hair cut soon, then I won't be a dirty pot cover anymore. He has no hair, so he will always be a bald man." The little boy with the pot cover hair was obviously still unconvinced, and said, pointing at his bald head.
"I'll be in a moment..." The man with a runny nose was about to imitate his elder brother's way of speaking, but after thinking for a while, he realized that he couldn't give up his nose, so he swallowed his words back.
At this time, Lu Jingzhe came over pushing a bicycle with some rice and flour on it. Xia Qingning had her back to him and did not notice him. She was still arguing with the children:
"Where is he without hair? He just has less hair." After saying that, she deliberately acted mysterious, looked at the children and continued:
"I'll tell you a secret."
Several children were curious about her and came over to listen.
"In fact, the smarter a person is, the less hair they have, which is why they are called 'extremely smart'!" I was afraid that they didn't understand what 'extremely smart' meant, so I explained:
"To be extremely smart means that extremely smart people never grow long hair."
Lu Jingzhe, who was standing not far away and did not move forward, listened with great interest to her seriously fooling the children. He thought she was so lively and cute, and a smile appeared on his face unconsciously.
"You are kidding, right?" The pot-covered man was half-believing and half-doubting, and suddenly said:
"I'm going to go back and ask my dad."
After saying this, he seemed to have thought of something, looked at Guang Guang and said sarcastically:
"Even if he is very smart, he still doesn't have a father."
After hearing this, Guangguang's eyes dimmed immediately and his head drooped unconsciously. Seeing him like this, the pot-covered hair became even more proud and continued:
"Huh, my dad is so good to me. He hugs me every day and lets me ride his big horse every day. Haha, he doesn't have that."
"Who said he didn't have it?" Xia Qingning raised her hand and patted Guangguang in her arms, silently comforting him, looking at the pot-covered man and said:
"The big uncle who was with me just now is his father."
"No, my mom said his father died a long time ago, and their family had no money to pay for his grandparents' medical treatment, so they sold the house to our family." The pot-cut man immediately retorted.
After hearing his words, Xia Qingning realized that the kid with the pot-cut hair was actually from the family in the blue-tiled house.
"Who said he wasn't? He is his godfather, and a godfather is still a father." Having said that, Xia Qingning looked at the reed guns in their hands, deliberately pretended to look down on them and continued:
"Your guns are all fake, but his godfather has a real gun, and his shooting skills are very accurate. He can knock down the enemy from 10,000 meters away."
After hearing her words, Lu Jingzhe behind her showed an expression of disbelief and shock on his face.
My wife is really bragging. Ten thousand meters, let alone aiming, he can't even see that far.
“Ten thousand meters!!!”
The children around them all exclaimed, with surprise and admiration on their faces. Only the boy with the pot-covered hair was still unconvinced. He looked at Xia Qingning and said:
"You are lying. I don't believe you. Who can shoot 10,000 meters?"
After being caught bragging, Xia Qingning smiled with a guilty conscience. She was thinking, this kid is not easy to fool! But the next second, she heard the pot-covered man puffing his cheeks and continuing:
"The most he can do is 5,000 meters. 10,000 is too much."
Xia Qingning: ………
Well, the kid has some wisdom, but not much.
"Yes, yes, Brother Xiao Ming is right. He can't run 10,000 meters." The little boy with a snotty nose looked like he only cared about his big brother.
At this moment, someone finally noticed Lu Jingzhe standing not far away pushing a cart, and then shouted loudly:
"Look, Zeng Guang is his godfather."
Hearing the shout, everyone looked at Lu Jingzhe not far away.
Under everyone's gaze, Lu Jingzhe pushed the cart over.
Xia Qingning looked embarrassed. How long had he been standing there?
What I just said:
"The smartest person is one who doesn't have hair"
"His godfather can defeat the enemy from 10,000 meters away"
The children were also given nicknames such as "dirty pot lid" and "runny nose"
Didn't he hear everything?!
Just when she wanted to pretend that nothing had happened and take Guangguang home immediately, she suddenly heard the pot-covered man looking at Lu Jingzhe and asking impatiently:
"Can you hit 10,000 meters?"
"Who said that?" Lu Jingzhe asked in a deep voice with his eyes slightly narrowed.
All the children pointed at Xia Qingning without hesitation and said in unison:
"she!"
He used his name to defraud people, but was caught red-handed. When Xia Qingning saw Lu Jingzhe looking at her, she gave a smile that was uglier than crying.
Seeing that Lu Jingzhe did not answer, the pot-covered man seemed to understand something. He looked at Xia Qingning, pointed at her and said:
"You are lying, he can't hit me at all, haha, big liar, this sister is a big liar..."
After hearing his words, Guang Guang's mood became obviously depressed and he felt very embarrassed.
Xia Qingning was also embarrassed. She wanted to continue to fool people, but she was too embarrassed to continue making up stories in front of the people involved. At this moment, a steady voice suddenly sounded:
"Who said she was lying?"
Xia Qingning looked at Lu Jingzhe, somewhat unable to believe her ears. He was actually willing to accompany her to fool these kids!
Is this still the serious, calm and self-controlled Lu Jingzhe?
"Can you really hit him?" After hearing this, the pot-covered man looked at Lu Jingzhe with a suspicious look:
"Humph, I don't believe it!" Then he said very proudly:
"Unless you prove it."
After hearing his words, all the children looked at Lu Jingzhe with expectant eyes. Guang Guang also stared at him without blinking, with a hint of nervousness in his expression.
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