Collapse: Start as a Mimic Herrscher

"Host, I feel scared by your current state." The system said guiltily.

"Afraid? You are not a Trisolaran, why would you be afraid of me, a human being?" It was obvious that even though Lu Ren was drunk, what he said was still very inappropriate.

"Host, you won't do anything strange, will you?" The system continued to ask without giving up.

"What a joke, I'm very sober, okay?" Lu Ren patted his chest and said with certainty.

"Well, then stretch out a finger." The system suddenly said to Lu Ren.

Lu Ren quickly extended a finger and said, "What are you doing, Tongzi?"

"Okay then, host, tell me what is in front of you?" the system asked.

"You're asking me such a simple question? You should look for the problem in yourself. Have you had a salary increase over the years? Have you worked hard..."

"Stop, host, just tell me what number is in front of you." The system interrupted Lu Ren's combo in time, otherwise he would have really fooled him.

"Well, of course it's number two." After Lu Ren finished speaking, the atmosphere noticeably became colder.

"No, it should be three. I said it wrong just now." Lu Ren quickly changed his words.

"Oh!" The system sighed and said nothing. Seducing Lu Ren to drink was definitely the stupidest decision it had ever made.

When Lu Ren saw that the system suddenly remained silent, he didn't think anything was wrong. Anyway, he was drunk now, so he dared to touch it even if it was the End.

He looked around and then at the bottle of mineral water in his hand. He had just talked to Tongzi for such a long time. Although they communicated through consciousness, he still felt his lips a little dry.

So he took another big sip of wine, completely forgetting what was in it.

"This... is over, it's all over." The system looked at Lu Ren in despair and took another big sip, "I'm tired, destroy it."

The feeling of being trapped in one's own cocoon caused the system to temporarily shut down the template for perceiving external things. It no longer cared what Lu Ren would do after getting drunk.

After taking a big sip of wine, Lu Ren felt that everything in front of him started moving. He could clearly see the traces of air flow, and if he wanted to, he could even find out who exhaled the carbon dioxide.

"It seems that Teacher Walter didn't come to class today. Why don't I go to the dormitory to see him?" Lu Ren murmured to himself. You can never guess what a drunk person is thinking about.

However, there is still one very obvious advantage of Lu Ren after getting drunk, that is, he does not stagger when walking. This is probably the physical fitness of a fusion warrior. But why does Lu Ren have no resistance to alcohol at all? This is really a strange thing.

Lu Ren walked out of the teaching building and headed towards the dormitory. When he was halfway there, he suddenly fell headfirst into the grass on the side.

It turned out that there was a stone on the road. Lu Ren stepped on the slippery stone and fell face first on the ground.

As a result of the fall, Lu Ren's blood flowed back into his brain, which made his thinking more active. When he got up, he had turned into the Herrscher of Consciousness.

Maybe he himself didn't notice this. In the second half of the journey, many apprentice Valkyries greeted Lu Ren.

In short, Lu Ren arrived at the door of Walter Yang's dormitory, and then he knocked on the door tentatively. The door opened quickly, and a head stretched out from inside. It was Walter Yang.

He looked a little surprised, "Student Fu Hua, why are you here?"

The drunk Lu Ren automatically ignored the four words "Classmate Fu Hua" in front of him. Now the only thing in his mind was to put his previous idea of ​​visiting Walter Yang into practice.

"Teacher Walter, why didn't you come to class today?" Lu Ren asked while standing at the door.

"I felt a little unwell today, so I took a day off." Walter Yang did not expect that the "Fu Hua" in front of him came to care about why he did not come to class today, and he couldn't help feeling warm in his heart.

"If you're not feeling well, there's nothing wrong with drinking more hot water," said Lu Ren.

"Drink more hot water? I seem to have heard this somewhere before." Walter Yang always felt that drinking hot water could not cure all diseases.

"Teacher Walter, you don't have to doubt anything. The experts all say so. If you have any doubts, you should look for the reasons in yourself." Lu Ren's keen intuition (how come his intuition is so accurate at this time) detected Walter Yang's doubts, so he patted his flat chest and said.

"Uh, did experts say so before?" Walter Yang, who was about to be fooled by Lu Ren, did not intend to discuss his reasons with Lu Ren, but instead asked if there was such a saying before.

"Of course, this has been the case for so many years. I have been hearing this sentence for three years and I know it inside and out." Lu Ren continued to deceive without hesitation.

"I see. I'll go boil some water now," said Walter Yang.

Lu Ren glanced at Walter Yang and found that he seemed to have been standing outside the door all the time, but it didn’t matter anymore. His mission had been completed and it was time to withdraw.

"Then goodbye, Teacher Walter. Remember to drink more hot water."

Looking at Lu Ren's back as he walked away, Walter Yang couldn't help but sigh at the thoughtfulness of his students.

As for whether drinking more hot water can really cure all diseases, I think it is better to believe that Lu Ren is the Ruler of the End. After all...

Ahem, let’s get back to the topic. After Lu Ren finished thinking about it, he fell into deep thought.

"What should I do now?" He was thinking this as he walked, when someone called him.

...............

"Teacher Walter, are you in the dormitory?" Fu Hua knocked on the door of Walter Yang's dormitory.

Not long after, Walter Yang opened the door and asked curiously: "Student Fu Hua, didn't you just leave? Why are you back again? Do you have anything else to say to me besides drinking more hot water?"

Fu Hua was shocked. The guy who disguised himself as someone else appeared again, and this time he actually found Walter Yang.

Fu Hua asked hurriedly: “Teacher Walter, what did I say to you before.”

"Hey, is today April Fool's Day? Why are you talking like that?" Walter Yang smiled easily, but he also realized that something was wrong at this time.

Seeing that Fu Hua still looked serious, Walter Yang thought for a moment, "You said before..."

After a few minutes, Fu Hua was really confused. This guy just came here to trick Walter Yang into drinking hot water to cure all diseases. What was he trying to do?

Puzzled, Fu Hua did not tell Walter Yang more information for the time being, but hurried to Theresa's office.

"Leaving now?" Walter Yang scratched his head, and suddenly remembered that the water seemed to be boiling, "Hey, hurry up and get some water!"

"But what on earth happened?" Walter Yang thought as he walked. To be honest, even he, a Ruler of Reason, could not analyze the cause and effect of what happened just now.

"Wait, why do I think drinking more hot water can cure all diseases?" Walter Yang stopped suddenly. It seemed that what "Fu Hua" said before was fooling him.

The key point is that he really believed it, which made Walter Yang laugh and cry, and he could only shake his head vigorously.

At this moment, a light bulb went off in his head and he understood why Fu Hua had asked him what she had said before.

"Interesting, I didn't expect this kind of thing to happen in St. Freya's Academy."