Collapse: Start as a Mimic Herrscher

"What would you like to eat, my two guests?"

Lu Ren and his friends walked into a restaurant. The reason why Lu Ren walked into this restaurant was very simple, because this restaurant was called "Dinner and Drunk Gang".

Look at this name, who wouldn’t be curious?

"Um, boss, do you have any special dishes?" Lu Ren looked up at the menu. His decision-making difficulty came back after disappearing for N chapters.

"We have exploding meatballs, deep-fried chicken cubes, and kidnapped pot meat; they are all specialties of our restaurant," said the boss, patting his chest.

"Haha, the dish really lives up to its name, it's really a specialty dish." Lu Ren complained.

"Of course, if you feel that these dishes are not to your liking, I recommend you try our new restaurant's restaurant menu, 'Sesame Thief'."

"Host, are you speechless?" The system laughed wildly. The boss must have mentioned this dish after seeing the color of Lu Ren's hair.

"No need, boss. I'll just make the dish you asked for before." Lu Ren politely refused the dish "Sesame Thief".

"Okay, sir, please wait a moment." The boss's expression was obviously a little disappointed.

"What's with that expression on your face? This is not called premature graying of hair. This is black hair, black hair." Lu Ren complained crazily in his mind.

"Host, you should get a jungle turtle." said the system.

"Ah, Tongzi, can you read my mind?"

"It is possible, but I just didn't use it before." The system added another blow.

"You can see clearly what color my bitter tea seeds are, right?"

"Ah, host, are you wearing bitter tea seeds?" The system pretended to be very surprised and said.

"What are you talking about, you bastard? Don't slander me." Lu Ren quickly counterattacked.

"Okay, okay, it's just a joke, don't take it seriously." said the system.

Lu Ren rolled his eyes at the system, "Then let me ask you what the author meant by that. There was Baili Yu in the front and Qin Suyi in the back. Did he want to write a Shura field?"

"Oh, host, have you discovered that Qin Suyi likes you?" The system thought this shouldn't be possible. How come this person with a single-digit emotional intelligence suddenly came to his senses?

"She looked at me with eyes that were thready. I asked a relationship coach online and he said that this was a sign of love."

"So you asked for external help. How did you ask, host?" The system began to be curious about how Lu Ren asked.

"What's there to ask? Are you trying to inflate the word count for this author who is giving me a harem?" Lu Ren began to doubt the purpose of the system.

"You obviously watered down more, and yet you're still blaming me." The system said unconvinced.

"Okay, okay, let's stop here. Actually, I did say I have a friend."

"Friends are made out of nothing."

Lu Ren was stunned for a moment, "You just want to complain about me, what's the point?

"Didn't the author say that he would hardly change the original plot, so..."

"The way you change the subject is so stiff. But, hehe, I'm destined to be alone forever." Lu Ren interrupted the system's next words and laughed nervously.

"It's over, the disease has occurred." After hearing Lu Ren's strange words, the system immediately understood that this was the side effect of the fusion of the Herrscher core.

"Master, what's wrong with you?" Qin Suyi asked in confusion when she saw Lu Ren suddenly laughing.

"I remembered something happy." Lu Ren said with a smile.

"Should I ask something? Will Master dislike me for asking so many questions? But if I don't ask, Master and I will have nothing to talk about. What should I do?" Qin Suyi thought to herself in a conflicted manner.

"Suyi, let me tell you this story." Lu Ren decided to tell this story to Qin Suyi.

"This is definitely not a good story, I'm sure." The system bet.

"Okay, okay." Qin Suyi said happily.

"Little girl, in this state, the host has no problem saying he is a pervert."

"Once upon a time, there was a forest. Three birds lived in the forest. One day, a message came that a big monster was going to break into the forest..."

"Oh my god, why are there people who calculate the monthly amount everywhere? I remember that you, the host, also used the monthly amount stalk before. It seems that the games released by this company must be very interesting."

By the time all the dishes were served, Lu Ren had already told four or five stories, and without exception they were all about stitched monsters.

"Ahem, the food is here. Suyi, let's eat first." Lu Ren took a sip of boiled water. His mouth was a little dry from what he had just said.

Qin Suyi came back to her senses and said hurriedly: "Okay!" There was no way that if you just listened to the stories Lu Ren told, you would be immersed in them unconsciously, so he seemed to have a talent for pyramid schemes.

To put it in the words of our system, you feel it is impressive at first, but after listening carefully you have too many complaints, but it is more than enough to fool people who have no idea what is going on. The host is really a genius in pyramid schemes.

"Tongzi, what's wrong with you?" Lu Ren asked when he saw that the system had not spoken for a long time.

"Uh, host, are you okay?" The system, which had been holding back for a long time, said something meaningless.

"Of course, I think I'm great, we don't have to care about other people's eyes, this is..."

"Stop, stop, stop. This joke has been mentioned before, host, please don't repeat it." The system stopped Lu Ren from adding more words.

"Okay, how about we try crossing the river in white clothes next time?" Lu Ren suggested.

"That's just a hanging picture." The system complained, "My opinion is that it's better to go to the third room and get kicked."

"No, I think we can set up a late-night storytelling session." Lu Ren disagreed with the system.

"So what are we talking about?" the system asked.

"How about Yandere Bug vs. Mei?"

"Host, you are really brave to say that, but it is in line with the characteristics of the third room." said the system.

But who would have thought that the next second Lu Ren began to deny what he had said before, "No, this is a bad idea. If you want to see Yandere Bugs, just go next door."

"Host, you have begun to deny yourself. How effective is the tiger talisman?" The system complained about Lu Ren's inconsistent behavior.

"No, did I forget something?" Lu Ren suddenly felt as if he had forgotten something. He had an indescribable feeling in his heart. It was as if his body was out of his control.

"Hungry." The system said concisely.

"Oh, yes, I forgot that I haven't eaten yet." After the system reminded him, Lu Ren finally remembered what he had forgotten.

"Let me see what the dishes look like." Lu Ren picked up the chopsticks and looked at the dining table.

"Empty, empty, and still empty. Suyi, you and Kiana are half-sisters, right? Why are you eating so much?"

"Tell Batman I found the Joker." the system said on the side.