Yu-Gi-Oh!: Me and My B-Three Wolves

"Card drawing phase".

"I activate the Quick-Play Spell Card [The Edge of the Divine Monument]!"

Instantly, two prompts flashed across the prompter's duel disk.

Add 1 "Divine Monument" card (excluding "The Edge of the Divine Monument") to your hand. Then, banish 1 card from the top of your opponent's deck.

Special Summon 1 "Divine Monument" monster from your Extra Deck to the Extra Monster Zone.

"I choose the first option: I will add the Field Spell Card 'Fountain of the Gods' from my deck to my hand."

An electronic projection resembling a technology tree appeared in Kucha's hand. With a tap from Kucha, the projection transformed into a blue stream of light and flew into Kucha's hand.

Although I knew that the opponent's last two cards were face up, I had been playing in the arcade for almost a whole day and was disgusted by a card called "Clown and Locked Bird," so I subconsciously started searching during the draw phase.

"Eek!"

In the audience, the chibi version of the Sea Emperor Prince seemed to have seen something disgusting, and a look of disgust appeared on his face.

He held up his trident to cheer on the little girl.

"Go for it! Crush that bastard who plays with the [Divine Stele]!"

“(灬°w°灬)?!”

Hearing the noise, the reporter turned around and saw a small blue figure holding a trident shouting for himself.

"I will now move on to the main phase."

Underpants glanced at the Sea Emperor Prince in the audience and shrugged.

"I activate the Spell Card [Gold Goblin]!"

Then he pointed to the prompter.

"I'll draw one card from my deck."

"And you replied with 1000 basic points."

Underpants narrowed his eyes, feeling that the [Crystal Ingenious Cluster] covering the little brat opposite him was quite an eyesore. With that thing there, anyone would be alarmed to hear the effect of his [Divine Stele Spring].

A wealthy-looking green goblin appeared on the field and tossed a handful of gold coins above his underwear.

"Well.."

The prompter's expression was conflicted. The opponent had just retrieved a field from their own faction right in front of them, and now, instead of activating the field first during their turn, they were drawing one first. It seemed like they were trying to bait out their resistance first.

He scratched his head, thinking it over and over, and decided that he should... ignore the draw?

Seeing that the kid opposite him didn't react, he raised his right hand again, a red light flashing in his hand that only experts could see.

"Varian Chaos Summoning!"

Lightning Storm

"Oh~"

Underpants' eyes gleamed with joy, but it was a pity that the opponent was like a turtle, completely on defensive.

Then a faint fluorescent light flashed on the prompter's body.

LP:8000→9000

"Then I activated the spell card [Lightning Storm]!"

"Destroy all your Spell & Trap cards!"

"what?"

The prompter was taken aback. If the other side had this thing from the beginning, why didn't they use it in the first place?

It could only have been discovered by touching it just now. Luckily, I'm used to defending everything, and it suddenly exploded.

"Wow..."

Thinking of this, the prompter felt incredibly wise. What's wrong with a tortoise?

"Is the other side really not cheating?"

The man in purple crossed his arms. Every time he shouted about this "Chaos Card Draw," it was like he'd gotten whatever he wanted—it was a bit illogical...

But the duel disk didn't issue an alarm, which means the opponent's actions were reasonable...

Do not understand.

"Then, I'll target the [Crystal Machine - Lemon Dragon] in the Graveyard and chain-activate the effect of the [Crystal Machine - Matrix Topaz] on the field!"

The prompter said, sounding a little flustered.

"During your opponent's Main Phase and Battle Phase, you can target 1 non-Tuner monster in your Graveyard; negate that monster's effects and Special Summon it, then Synchro Summon 1 Machine-Type Synchro Monster using only that monster and this card as materials."

c1【Cosmic Whirlwind】

c2 [Matrix Yellow Crystal]

"2 and 5?"

Underpants squinted, looking at his hand without making a move.

"The first effect is from [Matrix Yellow Crystal]."

I will Special Summon the [Crystal Dragon] from my Graveyard.

"Wu~"

The adorable twin-tailed [Matrix Yellow Crystal] on the field blinked, raised her hand, and summoned a yellow-green crystal mine. A mechanical dragon flew out of the crystal mine.

"I'm using the Level 2 Tuner [Matrix Topaz] and the Level 5 [Crystal Dragon] to adjust the levels!"

Then it transformed into two halos of light that enveloped the [Lemon Crystal Dragon], bursting with dazzling white light.

"May our gathered prayers become the equation for victory, and the path to shining light!"

"Synchronous Summon, Level 7!"

"【Formula Athlete, Lightning Track Champion】!" DEF:2000

"Woo!"

Amidst the blinding white light, the engine roared once more, and a sleek race car transformed into a white lightning bolt, instantly speeding onto the track.

"Tsk, based on the effect of [Cosmic Cyclone], I will exclude your [Crystal Mechanism Cluster]!"

"call!"

A strange gust of wind whistled past his ears, blowing Geka into a dimensional rift.

"Then I'll activate the Field Spell Card [Divine Stele Fountain]!"

Underpants loudly placed a card into the Duel Disk.

"Rumble--"

The ground trembled, and a statue of a demon king appeared behind the pants. The ruby ​​embedded in the statue seemed to shimmer with a scarlet light amidst the statue's terrifying aura.

"Then I'll activate the [Electric Track Champion] effect on the field in a chain reaction!"

The announcer, looking at the terrifying special effects—the red-eyed effect practically screaming, "If you don't kill me, I'll take your life..."

"Once per turn, when your opponent activates the effect of a Spell/Trap Card: This card's Level drops by 2, negate that activation, and destroy it!"

c1【Spring of the Divine Stele】

c2 [Electric Light Track Champion]

"Woo!"

The engine roared again, and white lightning began to gather above the race car.

"Don't think about it!"

"I target your [Lightning Speed ​​Champion] on the field and activate the Quick-Play Spell Card [Radiant Flame Monument]!"

Two messages flashed across the duel disk again.

[You can target 1 monster your opponent controls that is Special Summoned; destroy that monster. Then, banish the top 2 cards from your opponent's Deck.]

Special Summon 1 [Divine Monument] monster from your Extra Deck to the Extra Monster Zone.

"I choose the first option: destroy your [Electric Track Legend]!"

c3 [The Divine Stele of Radiant Flame]

"Your monster's effect requires you to lower its level first, and then negate the effects of Spell/Trap Cards."

"but!"

Underpants' eyes narrowed as he pointed at the [Electric Light Track Champion] on the field.

"Once it is destroyed, he will be unable to lower his level, so the subsequent effects will not be affected!"

"Oh!"

A small cheer erupted from the audience.

"No way, this guy who looks so arrogant actually has some skills?!"

"Thanks, I didn't know why it exploded just now, but now I understand..."

"Woo~"

The prompter gave a soft whistle.

This is the drawback of general application; everyone knows the effectiveness of your product.

Especially those who can't afford it, they are simply masters at the level of experts.

On the contrary, once you buy something and use it for a long time, you forget what its effects are because you take it for granted.

"Then I'll activate the effect of the card in my hand, 'Killer Tuner - Slicer'!"

"If this card is in your hand, you can activate this effect during your opponent's Main Phase. Special Summon this card. After that, you can Synchro Summon 1 Tuner Synchro Monster."

c4 [Killer Tuning Track - Chopper]

"What?! It actually jumped out of the hand for Synchro Summoning?!"

Underpants was startled, but then calmed down.

Even if the opponent wants 2+7, they won't be able to lower the star level because of the departure of [Lightning Track General], so your [Divine Stele Spring] is still temporarily safe.

Then, looking at the little kid's arena, most of the monsters were adjustment monsters. After thinking it over, he could only use a level 4 [Quantum Corundum Crystal] to create a six-star monster.

Six stars? What could that possibly yield?

Finally, he squinted and gave up thinking.

"So first, let's talk about the effect of C4 [Chopper]."

"I Special Summon it."

"Boom~"

A strange sound came, and a little girl wearing a black hooded trench coat and showing her teeth appeared on the field.

"Based on the subsequent actions, I will adjust the Level 2 Tuner monster on the field, [Killer Tuner Song Cutter], and the Level 3 Tuner monster on the field, [Killer Tuner Song Recordist]!"

The "Cut-off Hand" on the field transformed into two halos of light, enveloping the "Record Recorder" on the field, and unleashing a powerful burst of music.

Synchro Summon, Level 5!

"【Killer Tuning Track: Red Seal Recorder】!"

Under the blinding white light, a cool girl... a girl? dressed in a cyberpunk heavy metal style appeared on the field.

The metal equipment on his left and right hands looked heavy, and the record-shaped saw blades on his calves were spinning "whoosh," which was quite intimidating.

"That's terrifying, holy crap..."

He Chenghei thought to himself, "This 'record record artist' truly lives up to his name as 'assassin.' If he lands this punch, the opponent will be crippled or killed."

"Is this a band or a murder gang?"

"Xiaomi, you absolutely mustn't follow their example..."

He Chenghei patted Xiao Mi's head beside him, his eyes filled with complex emotions.

"? ? ?..."

.......

"what?!"

"Aren't both of these monsters Tuner monsters?!"

Underpants stared at the "Red Seal Record Recorder" that had popped up, completely baffled.

"Huh~"

The prompter happily put his hands on his hips, and the person on the other end finally didn't understand.

"The summoning condition for this card is: [Record Master] plus one or more Tuner monsters."

"There is no requirement for non-adjustable monsters."

"Tsk..."

"Then, based on the effect of c3 [Radiant Flame Monument], I will destroy your [Lightning Track General] on the field!"

A stylish, golden hunting rifle appeared above his shorts. After a brief charge, the flames turned into bullets and struck the fast-moving [Electric Track Champion].

"Since [Lightning Track Legend] has been destroyed, its effect will remain unchanged. C1 [Fountain of the Gods] effect is now active!"

The statue behind the underpants began to solidify, and clear spring water gradually overflowed from its hands.

Since the [Fountain of the Divine Stele] in c1 is not strictly considered to be present, the clan's quick attack dealt with by c3 cannot trigger [Fountain of the Divine Stele].

"Open another chain!"

The guide pointed to his own grave.

"I target [Divine Fountain] on your field and activate the effect of [Record Master] which was sent to the Graveyard as Synchro Material."

"If this card is sent to the Graveyard as Synchro Material, you can target 1 Spell/Trap Card on your opponent's field; destroy that card."

"..."

"It's not over yet, next up is the effect of [Slice Strike]!"

"This effect can only be activated if this card is sent to the Graveyard as Synchro Material. Banish 1 random card from your opponent's Extra Deck."

c1 [Record Recordist]

c2 [Cut-off Hand]

"nmd..."

Underpants cursed under his breath and slapped out another card.

"Then I'll chain-activate the Quick-Play Spell Card [Sleeping Monument]!"

c3 [The Monument to the Sleeping God]

The Duel Disk flashed another message, which the prompter glanced at and breathed a sigh of relief.

[You can target 1 face-up monster on the field. This turn, that monster cannot be destroyed by battle or card effects once. After that, banish the top 3 cards from your opponent's Deck.]

Special Summon 1 [Divine Monument] monster from your Extra Deck to the Extra Monster Zone.

"I choose the second one."

The player remains unhurried, as the annoying spell and trap resistance is gone. He can easily draw another aggro card from his own deck and immediately get a 3-card hand back. If he draws something like Lightning Bolt, he wins instantly.

"Then I'll chain-activate the effect of [Crystal Machine - Trinity Crystal] on the field!"

"You can activate this effect when your opponent activates it. Special Summon 1 Crystal Machine monster from your Deck, except for Crystal Machine."

After that, use those monsters on your field as materials to Synchro Summon 1 Machine-Type Synchro Monster.

c4【Three Jade Crystals】

"Annoying guy!"

Since I have someone on my side who plays with crystal mechanics, I naturally know how disgusting this thing is.

"Chain activation of the Quick-Play Spell Card [Golden Drops of the Divine Stone]!"

[Your opponent draws 1 card from their deck. Then, banish the top 4 cards from their deck.]

Special Summon 1 [Divine Monument] monster from your Extra Deck to the Extra Monster Zone.

"I'll choose the first one this time!"

c5【The Divine Stele of Golden Drops】

There was no other way; since I hadn't managed to get my hands on the [Stele of the Frozen Curse], I could only gamble on this thing for a bit of luck.

Since the [Three Crystals] can only be drawn from the deck, as long as they are drawn into your hand or banished by the subsequent four cards, the crisis is immediately resolved.

"Is this what a duel between masters looks like?"

"The chain never stops."

"However, I think this man is already at a disadvantage."

"With only one card left in my hand and so many monsters on the field, the game is already decided."

"Hard to say."

One audience member shook his head.

I've seen that person at the arcade. That place is... hard to say, there might still be a chance...

The audience chattered, but soon returned to the duel.

“I don’t have a chain.”

"First, let's look at the effect of C5 [Golden Drops' Divine Stele]!"

A glittering gold bracelet appeared, and four little elves brought it to the teller.

A flash of golden light, and a card popped out of the deck.

"Pick the card."

Then the four little elves chuckled as if they had successfully pulled off a prank, each stepping forward to draw a card and toss it into the crack.