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Chapter 81: What to do if my 8-year-old mother is caught soliciting prostitution
"Dog...Your name is Diwu Huayan, right? You said you were forced. Then tell me, what are you digging here?"
The emperor, who was about to call out the real name, slammed on the brakes and interrogated Diwu Huayan in a stern voice.
A commanding perspective, looking down.
This made Diwu Huayan feel resentful.
If it weren’t for the Ji family, the person sitting in this position looking down on everyone might have been him.
"I-we're digging."
"Yes, digging soil. They heard that the soil in the palace has dragon energy and can cure diseases if eaten. That's why they forced the slaves to dig soil and secretly take it out to sell."
The fifth Hua Yan praised her own wit.
Little did he know that his stupidity and sophistry were all seen by others.
This was the first time the emperor formally met the Fifth Huayan. Seeing her timid look, any worries in his heart disappeared.
If he lets such a man succeed in restoring the country, it would be better for him, the emperor, to abdicate and let others take over.
"You think this soil is edible?"
The prince raised his eyebrows and asked, pointing his finger at the baby. Ji Qionghua knew that the other party was going to do something bad.
"Yes!"
The fifth Hua Yan nodded heavily!
"Then you can give me one and see?"
The prince sneered.
If he didn't have to keep this bastard around to dig out all the villains from the previous dynasty who wanted to overthrow the Dachen Empire, he wouldn't even give him the chance to eat dirt to prove himself.
"I will eat it. I will eat it right away."
The very humble Fifth Huayan grabbed a handful of soil from the ground and stuffed it into her mouth.
Wet, salty, soft, smelly...
In short, it's a mixed feeling.
The fifth Hua Yan grabbed her throat tightly and forced herself to swallow.
Want to vomit!
【yue!】
As a spectator, Ji Qionghua vomited first.
[Goudanzi, don't you feel that the texture and taste of the soil you picked up are not right? Why did you eat it right away? ]
[In it, the secret recipe of Xiaoliu the feces kid is added. ]
[Garlic and chives...seems like there's also "see you tomorrow."]
【yue......】
Ji Qionghua couldn't help it, she buried her head in the prince's arms, trying to avoid the stench attack.
The other party is unreasonable and actually uses biological and chemical weapons.
It's so hurtful to innocent babies.
Through Qiong Huaer's reminder, Lin Yao, who had a keen sense of smell, clearly smelled a foul odor coming from the fifth Huayan.
It becomes more obvious as the other person's mouth opens and closes.
Looking more closely, the sticky thing in the other person's hand looks like some kind of excrement.
"Fenwa Xiaoliu" is the affectionate name given by Qiong Huaer to the Sixth Prince Ji Luli.
But what does this matter have to do with Ji Luli?
[Father, haven't you noticed that Xiaoliu is here too? ]
[Also, didn't you notice that idiot number four is missing? ]
The emperor's eyes twitched.
He kept a stern face and tried hard to maintain the dignity of an emperor. He glanced around but couldn't find where Ji Luli was hiding.
Lin Yao could sense how many people were here.
But there were too many people, and she couldn't tell which one was Ji Luli.
[You really haven't noticed? ]
[That's right, you can't blame your father, because your secret guards have been planted with spies.]
[The spy is from Marquis Wencheng's side, and Xiaoliu is Marquis Wencheng's grandson after all. Even if he saw it, he wouldn't dare to say anything.]
【Please look to the left. 】
[See that abandoned pond? Xiaoliu is hiding there.]
After this, Lin Yao clearly discovered that something was wrong with the pool.
Above the dark pool of water stood a hollow straw, which was still moving.
Especially with the baby's voice, the straw shook faster.
There is someone under the pool.
Lin Yao gave the prince a look.
"Cough, cough, cough!"
A burst of rapid coughing was heard, as if Ji Luli could no longer hold it back and coughed out.
He didn't dare to look at the emperor's expression. He lowered his head and tried to reduce his presence.
And he was holding a trophy in his hand, which was the idiot No. 4.
While the other three had distracted the emperor and the others, Number Four hid in the pool, intending to personally perform the story of covering one's ears and stealing the bell.
But the stinking pond has an owner.
As soon as he touched in, Ji Luli gave him an elbow strike and then a drowning attack.
The other person fainted.
All four enemies were killed.
Ji Luli gritted his teeth, threw the man to the ground, then walked to Diwu Huayan and kindly reminded her.
"Well, I just couldn't help myself, so I went to the bathroom here."
"What you just ate seems to be the excrement of this prince."
"The name Goudanzi really suits you, because dogs love to eat shit."
The more Ji Luli spoke, the brighter his eyes became.
"Let me tell you, our dog loves to eat shit, but mother doesn't allow it, so I can only feed it secretly."
With a beaming face, he explained to Diwu Huayan the inextricable bond between the little white dog Buhei and feces.
[The feces that Xiaoliu, who loves playing with feces, excreted were eaten by Goudanzi. ]
[What is this called? This is called the inheritance of feces and feces! ]
Ji Qionghua laughed so hard that she almost fell over and flew out of the prince's arms.
How funny.
This little Liu Gongyan couldn't sit still, so he sneaked out to play and got here earlier than these people.
Later those men came and he mistook them for assassins.
Feeling that he could not defeat the opponent, he ran to hide in a pond and cleverly found a leaf stalk to breathe.
He witnessed what happened next.
"little six!"
"enough!"
The emperor shouted. He really didn't want his sixth son to have anything to do with shit anymore.
After being called like this, Ji Luli hung his head again.
He remembered that his sister had repeatedly warned him not to offend his father and the crown prince.
As a result, I felt like I had stumbled into some incredible secret.
Will he die?
No, he has to make up for his crime by doing meritorious service.
"Father, I report that these people are looking for the imperial seal passed down from the previous dynasty!"
"I also heard them calling Gou Danzi something like Young Master..."
"And they're all men! Not eunuchs!"
"They entered the palace by climbing into the Queen Mother's bed."
Ji Luli suddenly had an idea, and immediately straightened his chest and raised his head and spoke passionately.
The emperor was silent.
How should he answer the call?
After these men entered the palace, they were indeed selected by the Queen Mother.
If Diwu Huayan had not been the empress dowager's darling, the empress dowager might have really dragged these strong bodies to the bed.
He knows it all, but it would be impolite to say it out loud.
As a son, should I support him or crack down on him severely?
[Shock! My 80-year-old mother was caught soliciting prostitution. What should I do as her son? ]
【Hahaha! 】
[Father, you are so lucky to have Xiaoliu.]
Xiao Liuzi is stubborn and never thinks before speaking.
Although it might be embarrassing for the emperor to speak out, it would be easier to reassure the emperor than to hide it.
Ji Luli felt more confident after being affirmed by his sister.
My sister said he was blessed.
Ji Luli said it happily, but Diwu Huayan was in despair.
He really didn't expect that everything he did and everything he talked about was heard by the Sixth Prince.
After hearing the word "Imperial Seal", the fifth flower looked as pale as death.
He's finished.
His treasure, his empire!
All gone.
Even the pain of eating shit just now could not cause such a heavy blow to Diwu Huayan.
But the real heavy blow is yet to come.
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