I am a woman, I am a man, I want to marry a wife so that I can farm

Village Chief Ye was so embarrassed that he couldn't bear to look at it. What a fool! You dare to drink it all at once when you can't drink? You are embarrassed now, right?

Xu Wu covered his eyes. He accepted this brother! He was really too honest! He was not fake at all!

After the meal, Ye Ze was carried out of the restaurant by Xu Wu. He rushed to pay for the wine. On the way, Ye Ze was still shouting: "Where's the wine? Let's continue drinking..."

Only after he sent the person to the ox cart outside the county town gate did Xu Wu shake his head and turn back to the county government office. On the way, he couldn't help humming a folk tune from his hometown. He was so happy today!

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It was already evening when they returned to the village. Smoke was rising from every household. Village Chief Ye drove the ox cart directly to the door of Ye Ze's house and shouted to the people inside: "Ye Da, get your brother inside quickly."

Ye Lao Da was chopping wood in the yard. He and Ye Lao Er were both restless. After washing the herbs today, they had nothing to do, so it was a good opportunity to chop more firewood.

"Uncle, you're back." Boss Ye put down the axe, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and went out to work.

Zhao Li was in Old Lady Ye's room. They had gone to the market today and bought some coarse cloth and cotton. Except for the ones given to the first and second wives, the rest of the cloth was all here. Old Lady Ye was now teaching Zhao Li how to cut clothes.

Hearing the noise outside, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law came out of the house. Ye Ze went to the county town to sign the contract today. He should have been back at noon, but he was gone for a whole day before returning. Could it be that things were difficult to handle? Wasn't the village chief following him?

In the kitchen, Lin and Chen, who were busy cooking, came out and stood at the door looking out. After being scolded by Old Mrs. Ye, they quickly went back into the house to cook.

Seeing Ye Ze unconscious on the ox cart, Old Lady Ye's legs and feet suddenly became weak: "What happened? What happened to Brother Ze?"

Boss Ye shook his head and looked at the village chief, who had just come out.

Village Chief Ye spoke calmly and explained: "It's nothing serious, I was just drunk."

Old Lady Ye's expression froze: "...He, was drinking?"

Boss Ye: "Mom, let me carry my third brother into the house first." As he said that, Boss Ye walked to the ox cart, picked him up and walked into the yard.

"I'll go take care of him." Zhao Li hurriedly followed.

"Look at this kid. How can he drink alcohol? He is really making trouble!" Old Mrs. Ye scolded him lightly, and then thanked Village Chief Ye: "I am really sorry to bother you today."

"Sister-in-law, you are being polite," Village Chief Ye waved his hand and pointed at the two people standing behind the ox cart. "They are the ones that Ze Ge wants to take in. Tell others that they are distant relatives of your family. You can arrange a place for them to live."

Old Lady Ye: “…”

Did you lose your way after making a few bucks? You even dared to bring back two beggars to support?!

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In Ye Ze's room, Boss Ye put the person on the bed and asked Zhao Li to take care of him, then he left first. After all, this was his younger brother and sister-in-law's room, and it would be inappropriate for him, as an uncle, to stay for long.

Zhao Li brought some warm water, soaked a cloth, and gently wiped Ye Ze's hands and face. She then took off his shoes and washed his feet. After everything was clean, she covered him with a blanket.

Zhao Li carefully tucked the corner of the quilt inside him, and the next moment Ye Ze hugged her tightly: "Li'er, you smell so good..."

"Are you awake?" Zhao Li didn't hear what he said clearly. She was anxious to get up, but her upper body was tightly hugged by Ye Ze. She couldn't move at all. A faint smell of alcohol mixed with the aroma of soapberries on the man's body came to her nose. Zhao Li's pretty face turned red and she hurriedly said, "You, you let me go first."

"I won't let go...I won't let go...Li'er, you know I dreamed about you last night," Ye Ze murmured in a low voice with unclear words.

"You, dreamed about me? What did you dream I was doing?" Zhao Li asked tentatively.

"Uh... I dreamed about you, sleeping, hiccup, sleeping..." Ye Ze moved and fell asleep again.

Zhao Li pouted: "..." Even if you don't dream, I'm still sleeping at night!

Realizing that Ye Ze's arm around her had loosened, Zhao Li quickly propped herself up and stood up straight. Looking at his quiet and handsome sleeping face, Zhao Li couldn't help but be stunned. He looked so handsome.

When she was with Ye Ze, she always had an indescribable feeling in her heart. When she couldn't see him, she wanted to see him. When she saw him, she wanted to be closer to him. She liked listening to him talk and seeing him smile. Every time, she would blush at a small action of his that she didn't intend to do.

He actually dreamed about her. What did he dream about her?

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When Ye Ze woke up, it was just daybreak outside. Zhao Li was about to get dressed and get up. Seeing him open his eyes and looking around, she smiled and said, "You're awake? Are you still feeling uncomfortable?"

Ye Ze rubbed his swollen head, his mind was confused, how did he get home? Weren't they drinking in the restaurant in town?

"Hiss..." Headache,

Ye Ze sat up. He only remembered drinking with Xu Wu. He had no memory of what happened afterwards. He didn't know if he acted crazy or said nonsense after getting drunk...

It’s over, this is so embarrassing, wuwuwu... He will never drink again!

Ye Ze didn't expect that he would get drunk after just one glass!

"Fortunately, I didn't say anything nonsense when I came back yesterday, right?" Ye Ze asked cautiously.

Zhao Li shook her head: "You fell asleep when you came back yesterday, and didn't say anything nonsense."

"Huh! That's good, that's good." Ye Ze breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, fortunately he did not make a fool of himself in front of his wife.

"Oh, right..." Ye Ze suddenly seemed to remember something and asked Zhao Li anxiously, "Where are Mu Tou and his son?"

"Mother has arranged a place for them to live, so you don't have to worry, husband."

"Mom, she didn't say anything, did she?"

Zhao Li pouted and wanted to tease him to see if he was so lawless: "What do you think? You dared to bring two strangers home without consulting the family first. Mom is so angry!"

Ye Ze was startled. Was the old lady angry? Then he quickly explained: "No, the situation was complicated at the time, and I didn't have time..."

Zhao Li: "What's the point of you explaining to me? You should think about how to explain it to mother later."

"No, aren't we husband and wife one? You should follow the example of your husband! You should help me explain to my mother..."

Zhao Li, innocent face: "But, I don't dare..."

Ye Ze: ⊙w⊙

Seeing Ye Ze racking his brains to think of an excuse, Zhao Li couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"You lied to me, didn't you?!" Great! This little girl is actually getting braver?! Ye Ze went up and tickled Zhao Li, and Zhao Li couldn't stop laughing, so she could only beg for mercy.

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