After traveling through time, she just wanted to eat, drink and have fun
Chapter 3 2 pieces of shit
Royal study room.
The emperor sat on the dragon throne, looking expressionlessly at the three people standing in the room, but he was secretly delighted in his heart: these two bastards did a really great job, they helped me solve two major problems at once, the problems of those who couldn't get married and those who couldn't be married casually, they were solved all at once!
He was so happy that he reached out and slapped the armrest of the dragon chair: "Prime Minister, is this how you teach your daughter?"
"I know my crime. It was an unintentional mistake. It was an unintentional mistake."
Prince Jing:......
Emperor: "Would you please shut up? You accidentally took off my son's pants?"
Prince Jing:......
Zhu Yu: ...Ah, this...I'd better die!
"It's her first offense, her first offense. Please be magnanimous and forgive her. Why don't you kneel down and thank me!" Zhu Wenyun apologized to the emperor while pretending to scold Zhu Yu in an attempt to get away with the matter.
Zhu Yu: "Yes, yes, yes, I know I was wrong. Thank you, Your Majesty, thank you, Your Majesty!"
Prince Jing: It’s really amazing to have a father like this.
"Asshole, I have always indulged you in the past. I really spoiled you to the heavens. This time, this damned thing in your family has brought shame to the royal family. Don't think you can get away with it easily. You must punish her severely. Why not order her to shave her head and become a nun outside the city!"
Zhu Yu: That won’t do. I love eating so much. If I eat vegetarian food all my life, I would be suffering. The Dog Emperor is so cruel!
Zhu Wenyun: "Your Majesty..."
"Shut up! And you, kneel down too!" The emperor winked at Zhu Wenyun when neither Zhu Yu nor Prince Jing could see. Zhu Wenyun understood immediately and stood aside silently, watching the performance of the emperor whom she respected the most.
"You are a prince, why do you go to a brothel? When you came back this time, the queen prepared so many girls from good families for you to choose as your princess, can't you pick one that you like?" At this point, he pretended to pat the armrest of the dragon throne, and then said: "In my opinion, you deserve to have your pants taken off. You have contributed to the loss of face for the royal family. Do you believe that I will remove your military power now, demote you to a commoner, and let you go to the nunnery next door to shave your head and become a monk!"
Even though the emperor spoke a lot, all he got in return was a light-hearted reply from Prince Jing: "Your son knows his mistake."
This made the emperor so angry that he couldn't help but curse in his heart, "You bastard!" He gave Zhu Wenyun another look, and Zhu Wenyun immediately understood.
He knelt on the ground and exclaimed, "Your Majesty!!! Please calm down and don't let your anger damage your health. We are all parents. We should treat others as we would ourselves. I know in my heart that you love Prince Jing."
The emperor's forehead twitched and he thought to himself: You'd better not judge others by yourself. If I were like you, I would follow Prince Jing and call him "good boy" every day... Hey~yue!!!
"Then what do you think we should do?" The emperor really couldn't bear to look at Prince Jing anymore, so he handed the initiative to Zhu Wenyun, hoping to resolve the matter quickly. He wanted to go back and drink some sour plum soup to calm down the nausea.
Of course, Zhu Yu also understood the emperor's intention and was shocked. It was all over. This Zhu Yu really married him off! But there was no way to stop it here. How could she faint again? ? ?
"Grant a marriage!!!" Before she could roll her eyes, Zhu Wenyun had already finished her words clearly and concisely.
Zhu Yu: This cheap father and the emperor are really...
"Very good suggestion! It's settled! Do you have any objections?" The emperor also made the decision directly and added: "If you have any objections, let's become monks together!"
Prince Jing:......
Zhu Yu: ...
The emperor and Zhu Wenyun achieved perfection.
In the carriage on the return journey.
"Dad, how could the emperor do this to his own son?" Zhu Yu asked Zhu Wenyun speechlessly.
"My dear, although the palms and backs of the hands are all made of flesh, the backs of the hands are naturally thinner. As for me, I am the flesh of the palms of the hands to the emperor. He has so many sons, but not many of them are as useful as me. Why would he choose them over me?" Zhu Wenyun proudly showed off to her daughter.
"Then why should my daughter marry him? Isn't this marrying down?" Zhu Yu analyzed.
Seeing that his daughter was quite sensible today, Zhu Wenyun couldn't help but say a few more words to her: "There are benefits. Dad has considered it on the way to your courtyard. First of all, there will be no conflicts between you and your mother-in-law if you marry into the family. Prince Jing's mother died a long time ago. Secondly, he has a cold temper and is difficult to get along with. Dad thinks that if you win his heart, have children with him, and live a good life, he promises to be sincere to you for the rest of his life."
"Dad, what you said... Have you forgotten where I took off his pants?" Zhu Yu obviously didn't believe it.
Not far ahead, in the carriage, Prince Jing, who had excellent hearing, clenched his fists: Can you please stop pulling up your pants!!!
"Dad has also considered this, but what you did is great. You have left him with an indelible psychological trauma. I'm afraid he won't be able to look directly at the brothel hall in the future. He'll probably feel ashamed when he thinks about it. What are you worrying about in the future?" Zhu Wenyun's analysis was very logical.
"Then he should thank me for keeping him clean and not getting any messy diseases!" Zhu Yu was a little off topic.
Prince Jing: ...Thank you so much, both of you.
"But Dad, if he doesn't want to marry me, we can't disobey his order. What if he decides to kill us?" Zhu Yu said while gesturing at his neck with his hand.
Prince Jing: That’s a good idea!
"That's impossible! My father told you that the emperor is very good to us. You are able to live this long thanks to the emperor. The emperor assigned ten of his own secret guards to father!!! Ten!!! There are only twenty-five of them in total!!!" Zhu Wenyun straightened his back when he said this.
Prince Jing:......
Zhu Yu: Ah, this... Why do I have a feeling that my father is the emperor's white moonlight and he doesn't even know it... No, he knows, so he raised a thing like me. Oh, no, it's the original owner!
"My dear, tell daddy the truth, do you really have feelings for Prince Jing?" Although he was asking, Zhu Wenyun had an expression that said, "I know it."
"Why do you say that?" Zhu Yu looked confused.
"Look how beautiful you look in this dress today, and your makeup is so elegant and pleasant. I tell you, when dad saw you at the gate of our house, he realized that you must have fallen in love with that boy!" Zhu Wenyun looked sure.
Recalling the cabinets full of colorful things, the jewelry boxes full of gold and silver ingots, and the makeup boxes full of bright red and purple that she saw when she was getting dressed just now, Zhu Yu couldn't help but hold her forehead with her hand. What a mess she had taken over!
Seeing her expression, Zhu Wenyun thought she was shy, and immediately comforted her: "It's okay, it's okay, Dad won't ask anymore, don't ask anymore, look how shy you are!"
Prince Jing: ...What kind of jerk are you? How dare you covet me!
Prince Jing couldn't sit still any longer, so he lifted the curtain and said to the guard driving the carriage, "Zhang Ling, drive the carriage faster!"
Zhu Yu was secretly upset here. It was all over. The misunderstanding was getting bigger and bigger.
But when it comes to dressing up, several memories suddenly floated into her mind, which seemed to be the conversation between the original owner and her concubine sister. She immediately had a big question mark in her heart about this concubine sister.
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