After reading my mind, my father brought the whole family to marry into the family
Chapter 77: Old Lady Lin secretly ate water chestnuts. Pulled out
what happened?
Lin Lingzhou, Village Chief Lin, and many members of the Lin family all came.
I saw that their mother's body, nostrils and even mouth were covered with shit.
vomit--
Lin Lingzhou couldn't stand it anymore and vomited on the spot. He was a germaphobe, so even though his family was poor, he still wore his clothes.
Clean and dust-free.
Now this old lady Lin, the shit in her nostrils, mouth, and eyes really made him want to vomit.
And no one knew what that smelly old lady Lin had eaten.
The smell was so bad that it was like a dead body that had been dead for three days and three nights.
Those with weak stomachs had already vomited, and as a result, a heroic spectacle appeared in several nearby villages, with all those people holding their chests and vomiting.
Liu Anran was also vomiting while holding Lin Muliu.
Lin Muliu opened her eyes wide. There was a look of confusion in her eyes. Why was her grandmother covered in shit?
Jiang Jiang was lying in the cradle.
Hehe. Smile brightly.
Using my spiritual sense to watch Old Lady Lin and Lin Xiangxiang making a fool of themselves, they really deserved it!
Old Mrs. Lin smells so bad!
[She has no regard for hygiene at all. I don't know what she ate secretly. ]
Yes, although Mrs. Lin seems to have given a lot to the Lin family, she actually cheated on her husband. What's the saying? Raise your son in poverty and yourself in wealth. I also need to grow up.
This is what Old Mrs. Lin is like!
But now I eat a lot, and my poop stinks.
Mrs. Lin's curves were exposed in the water, but of course she didn't have any curves. Her flesh was like a swimming ring. Then something slowly floated out of the water. Zhou Jinyi looked closely. Wasn't that the water chestnut she had dug?
She dug up a water chestnut and asked Old Lady Lin to help her store it. When the seeds grew into a forest of water chestnuts, everyone could eat it together!
Now the water chestnut was actually floating on the water surface, and Zhou Jinyi could see it clearly!
"mother!"
"You, you actually stole the water chestnuts I dug. These can be used as seeds, but you actually ate them all. You, you, you actually ate the shells too!"
Jiang Jiang really wanted to laugh when she saw them biting each other. Not to mention that her magic was really used in this aspect, it was amazing.
Lin He, Lin Xi and the others had already run out to watch the fun.
Old Mrs. Lin was still soaking in the water.
Don't let your shit attack her.
However, she accidentally pulled out the water chestnuts she had secretly eaten. "I didn't have this. This was an accident. These were the edges floating in the water. Who ate your edges? I don't even bother to eat your edges!"
Old Mrs. Lin argued. Zhou Jinyi was simply adding fuel to the fire.
I didn't expect that she would tell him about the water chestnuts.
"Water chestnut, you can eat yours, I'll eat you to death!"
Old Lady Lin was scolding her own niece. Now Zhou Jinyi felt very disappointed.
"You see, she just stole our water chestnuts. I thought he gave them to the second wife's family, but I didn't expect she stole them herself."
"Forget it, just say less."
Lin Zian on the side said.
Jiang Jiang saw the ugly appearance of Old Lady Lin and Lin Xiangxiang in the pond, so she decided to add fuel to the fire.
The old lady Lin, who was originally timid, suddenly slipped. With a cry of "Ah", her body slowly slid down in front of everyone.
"Help! Help!"
"Mom, what's wrong with you?" Lin Zi'an yelled immediately. But Lin Lingzhou was indifferent and was about to leave when Village Chief Lin reminded him.
"Hurry up and get your mother out. If she keeps running like this, she will definitely die, and so will your sister."
Lin Xiangxiang was also sinking continuously, as if something was pulling their legs from below.
"It's probably half-vine grass. Half-vine grass grows underwater and will pull people's legs and keep pulling them down. Go and save them!"
However, the stench of feces on these two people was too strong, causing everyone to hesitate and not dare to move forward.
"What if someone dies? This is your own mother!"
Only then did Lin Lingzhou and Lin Zian make up their minds to rescue Old Mrs. Lin.
Old Mrs. Lin kept struggling.
"Old woman, old woman!"
Old man Lin also shouted, but when he grabbed his hand, it felt sticky.
With a "poof", the shit was so smooth.
I saw Old Man Lin being thrown several meters away. It turned out that there was shit in the cracks of his hands.
It was so disgusting that old man Lin fainted when he smelled it.
The people in the village.
They look at me.
I look at you,
In the end, it was Village Chief Xu who had an idea and found a stick.
This person must not die in their Xujia Village.
He still dislikes the smell of his corpse?
The crowd asked the mother and daughter to pull the sticks to pull them out. When Lin Xiangxiang got ashore, her curves were exposed.
When Zhao Dawei came to Xujia Village, he saw the figure of his wife.
The second-rate guys and bachelors from the nearby villages all stared at the mother and daughter in an obscene manner.
Although Mrs. Lin is a little old, she still has her charm.
They eat anything when they are hungry.
After all, he has never had a woman in his life.
Old Lady Lin was rolling on the ground, trying to cover up the stench on her body with dirt, and she was meeting the gazes of those ruffians and bachelors.
"What are you looking at? Do you think you can look down upon me?"
Lin Xiangxiang screamed and met their gazes, she was shocked at the thought of being disliked by her own man.
She actually fainted, and now the news of what the mother and daughter of the Lin family had done spread throughout the entire area.
Who would go to the neighboring villages to play with shit for no reason?
Listening to the village chief's vivid description of the shit on the mother and daughter, it was so smelly.
The flies kept flying around them, and they even jumped into the pond.
"Oh my, this mother and daughter must be a little mentally ill, let's stay away from them!"
.........
Lin Lingzhou was sulking in the Lin family's yard.
"Mom, I don't even want to say anything to you. Why did you jump in there? Why did you go to Xujia Village? Why did you play with shit?"
Lin Lingzhou considers himself an elegant poet and never speaks foul language.
He won't talk about shit, piss or fart all the time.
But what Old Lady Lin did today was really too much.
"I didn't. I wanted to take a shit on the side of Xu's house, but I didn't expect the shit to all go on me. It stinks. Hurry up and get me some water!"
"Xu Cuihua, get me some water!"
Old Mrs. Lin gave the order subconsciously.
I thought Xu Cuihua was following his orders in their Linjia Village.
After cursing, he suddenly remembered Xu Cuihua and Lin Caogen. They were no longer in Linjia Village, they went to Xujia Village.
Damn it, she pointed at the three maids from the third room and Zhou Jinyi.
"Hurry up and get me some water. I need to take a shower. I stink!"
The three sisters Lin Jingjing looked very aggrieved.
"Grandma, why did you ask us to fetch you some water? Why won't you let us…"
"You have to do what I tell you to do. You are just a money-loser girl who only knows how to eat at home, right? Go get me some water!"
"Otherwise I'll sell you all to the old bachelor!"
They immediately went to get some water for Old Mrs. Lin.
But I was very dissatisfied in my heart.
Complaints, why is Liu Anran so noble? She is not a rich lady at all, nor is she the daughter of a declining family as she said. She is just the daughter of a county official.
Even her biological mother was a foot-washing maid. The three maids already knew about the background of this second aunt. How could she be so noble?
This grandma treats her like a treasure!
Scumbag!
Jiang Jiang has now become the darling of the Xu family.
The brothers took turns holding him, they were so happy.
Huang Ying, with her deft hands, made a bib and a small bellyband for Jiang Jiang.
Jiang Jiang was wearing a green skirt, which turned out to be a brocade robe, and it was very slippery on her body.
The little arms are like tender lotus roots, one section after another, and on the round face is a delicate small nose and a pair of big, cute and bright eyes.
When she smiles, there are faint dimples at the corners of her mouth.
The baby got adequate nutrition.
Therefore, she is strong, bigger and prettier than ordinary babies.
Everyone who comes to visit Xujia Village will say that Jiang Jiang is pretty.
Inside a thatched house in Xujia Village.
A man and a woman, both with pale faces.
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