After stabbing my ex-boyfriend, I went traveling

"I'm assuming your brain hasn't been clouded by the cloying sweetness of syrup, so you should know that eating too much sweet stuff will cause worms to grow in your teeth."

Yang Mei had to admit that Snape's voice had a unique advantage, like the beautiful timbre of a cello. If he could live for several decades, he could definitely consider starting a side job - voice actor, which would surely charm the hearts of thousands of girls.

However, the owner of this great voice really can't speak at all! And he doesn't wash his hair!

If you really become a voice actor, you must never show your face in front of your fans, otherwise who will be your fan?

But Yang Mei couldn't say these words in front of Snape, not only to him, but also to anyone else.

But, isn't it just some sarcastic talk? He is an old sarcastic man!

"I assume you were standing by and watching my chef make the pudding?" Yang Mei asked Snape with a sincere expression.

Snape's face was stiff: "...No."

Then what are you talking about?

Snape keenly sensed this meaning from the look in Yang Mei's eyes.

Snape: "..."

In order to make things difficult for Yang Mei, Snape turned around and told Celeste and Florence that he felt Yang Mei had no talent and wanted to take him back to Spinner's End to teach him potions.

"No, no, I don't want to. I'm still a baby. Let's talk about it next year." Yang Mei refused three times in a row.

Flores also didn't want her fair and tender child to go to Spider's End to suffer at such a young age.

"Yes, let's talk about it next year!" Flores said with a firm look in her eyes.

Next year and next year, how many next years there are.

Fresse had always respected Yang Mei's wishes, and Celeste did have the idea of ​​pushing her baby up at first, but now he has become more Buddhist.

The child wants to eat salted fish, and the parents accompany him to eat salted fish.

It was not until Yang Mei was ten years old that Celeste and Florence brought up the matter of learning Potions from Snape again.

"Okay, I'm willing to learn from Severus, but is he still willing to teach me now?" Yang Mei really doubted that after so many years, Snape should be fully aware of his lazy nature, right?

Celeste was not worried about this problem at all. What was his relationship with Severus? He would definitely agree to such a small matter. Besides, didn’t Severus himself offer to teach Phil Potions a few years ago?

But in front of Yang Mei, Celeste just said: "Daddy go talk to Severus, he will definitely agree."

……

As expected, Snape agreed without hesitation. It was not because he thought Yang Mei was suitable for studying Potions, but because he simply wanted to make things difficult for this little brat whose words were even more irritating than his.

When Yang Mei walked into her own fireplace, she was still thinking, would her leisurely and idle life be gone forever?

This mode of transportation is really new to Yang Mei. To be honest, it is a bit like sitting in a bus to the countryside, which is bumpy and shaking.

After coming out of Snape's fireplace, Yang Mei did not see Snape, but immediately met the eyes of the little boy sitting on the sofa in Snape's house.

The little boy looked about the same age as Yang Mei. He was well-dressed, had short light blonde hair, a pair of gray-blue eyes, pale skin, and an oval face.

The Selwyn family never held any parties, and Celeste and Floris never took Yang Mei to attend parties held by other pure-blood families.

Despite this, Yang Mei still guessed who this little boy might be based on his distinctive appearance.

"Hello, I'm Phoenix Selwyn." Yang Mei smiled and performed a noble salute.

As he was studying Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy was studying him.

He had long black hair, purple eyes, and fair skin that was not as pale as himself. More importantly, the clothes and accessories he wore were all very expensive.

Draco thought back to the Sacred Twenty-Eight pure-blood families that Lucius had introduced to him before. With such appearance features, could he be a child of the Selwyn family?

When Yang Mei introduced herself to him, Draco stood up spontaneously.

"Hello, my name is Draco Malfoy."

Two young men who are equally proud.

The Malfoy family and the Selwyn family actually have very close contacts. Apart from family cooperation, there is a deep friendship between Lucius Malfoy and Celeste Selwyn, and between Narcissa Malfoy and Fleury Selwyn. The specific time of acquaintance can be traced back to before the four of them entered Hogwarts.

The two little boys sat together on the sofa, and Draco poured a cup of tea for himself and Yang Mei like a pro.

"Are you here to learn Potions from my godfather as well?" Draco guessed and asked directly.

One sentence reveals two messages.

godfather?

and also?

"So Severus is your godfather." Yang Mei took the teacup and thanked him. "Won't he be very strict with you?"

Draco said sympathetically: "Isn't it..."

Yang Mei patted his shoulder and said, "I understand. After all, Severus looks at everyone as if they owe him money. It's scary to look at them."

"Since I'm so scary, how dare Mr. Selwyn come here?" Snape's voice came from behind the sofa.

Draco was so frightened that he stood up quickly. Why did his godfather walk like a ghost without making any sound? !

Yang Mei turned back slowly: "Hi~ Severus, we meet again."

"Young Mr. Selwyn has not answered my question yet." Snape was still quite persistent.

"Oh, it's because I heard Severus praised my talent and thought I was a good material for studying Potions, so I came." It was just nonsense, Yang Mei said without hesitation.

Draco was dumbfounded, while Snape seemed to be emitting dark energy.

They had never seen anyone so shameless.

"I remember never saying that young Mr. Selwyn was... gifted." Snape's words seemed to be squeezed out from between his teeth.

Yang Mei's eyes were full of tolerance. He must sell this sword today: "It's okay, I know you think so."

Hey! He is really annoying! Yang Meixin said that if he met such a person, he would definitely beat him up.

But now he is the one who did this, well... he is still a child!

Snape had lived for decades, and what kind of scenes had he not seen? He had never seen a scene like today.

It should be said that he had never met anyone like Yang Mei.

He stood there stiff as a stone statue: "If you were in Hogwarts now, I would definitely deduct points from you."

Yang Mei was fearless: "Really? I don't believe it. If I were studying at Hogwarts, I would most likely be a Slytherin student. So Dean Snape, do you really have the heart to deduct points from your own students?" He blinked at Caroline.

Snape now had the urge to immediately inform Celeste to take his naughty child away.

Yang Mei decided to quit while she was ahead. She couldn't make others angry on the first day.

He took out a large box from the small and exquisite bag he brought with him.

"Severus, I brought you a gift." Yang Mei reached into the box and took out something. "The horn of a Romanian longhorned dragon, the venom of an acromantula, the sting of a billywig worm, the skin of a shapeshifting lizard, the feathers of a silencing bird... Anyway, it's something similar. There are too many. Take a look for yourself."

Yang Mei said she was tired, so she simply put everything she had taken out back and pushed the box into Snape's arms.

Snape was afraid that the box would fall to the ground, so he reached out to catch it.

His expression was somewhat complicated: "You didn't empty your storehouse, did you?"

Yang Mei waved her hand: "They are just personal possessions. If our family needs your help in making potions, would you not help? Also, if you really feel bad about accepting these things, why not be gentler when teaching me potions and add a little water?"

He used two fingers to indicate the distance: "Just a little bit will do."

Snape didn't feel bad at all after hearing what he said, "Dream on."

Yang Mei sighed. He knew that Snape was not someone who could be easily fooled.

Is there any way to not deal with slugs and flobberworms?

……

When they met for the first time, Yang Mei gave Draco a little shock, and Draco was simply amazed.

To this, Yang Mei just wants to say, I know you are surprised, but don’t be surprised yet.

In the subsequent study life, there was chaos in Snape's little house almost every day.

Snape basically refreshes his understanding of Yang Mei every day. This little brat is really very noisy.

The key to making a potion to treat scabies is to remove the crucible from the fire and add the porcupine quills to the pot.

Very good, the kid remembered this very well. But could Merlin tell him why the kid suddenly had the idea to break the porcupine quills into pieces before throwing them in? !

Snape didn't know whether he should first admire his creativity in a mocking tone, or be surprised that he could actually break porcupine quills with his bare hands.

He didn't have time to speak for the former, but Draco spoke for him for the latter.

"Phil, how did you break the porcupine quills into pieces?" Draco's eyes were about to pop out. It happened that the potion he had made to treat scabies was already ready, so he could approach Yang Mei without any scruples.

Draco pinched Yang Mei's gloved hand curiously: "Is the material of your gloves special? But they look no different from mine."

Yang Mei looked at Draco and saw a question mark slowly appearing on his head.

"Don't you just need hands? What skills are needed to break porcupine quills?"

The two looked at each other, feeling that something seemed to be wrong.

"Perhaps you really are gifted." Snape exhaled slowly, "And didn't you find that after adding the crushed porcupine quills, the quality of this pot of scabies potion is even better.

However, it is necessary to test whether porcupine quills that are broken in other ways can have the same effect. After all, not everyone can break porcupine quills as easily as Mr. Selwyn.

If someone else heard this, they might feel embarrassed, but Yang Mei looked at Snape and Draco calmly with a look that said "You are so weak".

After this innovation, Yang Mei couldn't stop. Of course, he didn't always make improvements by accident. He blew up many crucibles in Snape's house, so he had to buy a new batch of crucibles almost every month.

Snape's face was as black as the bottom of a crucible most of the time. Originally, only Yang Mei was making a noise, but later Draco was also dragged into it by him.

Once, when Celeste and Lucius came to Spinner's End to visit their son, they happened to witness Snape's embarrassing situation with their own eyes. After being shocked, they laughed at him rudely.

Who could have thought that you, Severus Snape, would find yourself so helpless one day?

Snape was very conflicted every day, because he wanted to send the two kids back to their own home, but their talent in potions made him unable to help but give them more and more teaching.

Time passed quickly, and Yangmei and Draco had lived in Spinner's End for a year. During this period, they only went home during holidays and family birthdays, while Snape was dragged away, sometimes taken to the Selwyn family and sometimes to the Malfoy family.

……

Draco's birthday is two weeks older than Yang Mei's, so he received the admission letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry first.

Although he knew that he would definitely receive the acceptance letter, Draco was still so happy that he showed his joy all day long. So much so that when he was making the swelling potion, he mistakenly threw a rat spleen into the crucible instead of a bat spleen.

There is no doubt that it was a big deal.

Snape rudely knocked him on the head and said, "I think Mr. Malfoy must have thrown his brain into the cauldron. Otherwise, how could he not distinguish between a mouse spleen and a bat spleen?"

Draco just grinned at Snape. He received the acceptance letter...

Yang Mei and Snape: "..." It's over, the child is stunned.

It was just an admission letter. Two weeks later, Yang Mei, who also received the admission letter, did not even open the letter. He directly tore off a small piece of paper, wrote "have read" on it with a flourish, and then let the owl that delivered the admission letter take it away.

He has to develop a poison today, so he doesn't have time to waste on the admission letter.

"Phil, aren't you excited about receiving the acceptance letter?" Draco couldn't understand how someone could be so indifferent to receiving an acceptance letter? It was an acceptance letter from Hogwarts!

While working on her work, Yang Mei said to Draco, "What's there to be excited about? It's not the first day I know I'm going to Hogwarts. The acceptance letter is just a formality. Why do I have to put the acceptance letter on display? Is it inlaid with gold or diamonds?"