After stabbing my ex-boyfriend, I went traveling

Qing Cang was lying inside the Donghuang Bell, watching with great interest. After a while, he had figured out something. It was just that Donghua, that stinky and hard stone, had fallen in love with Bai Zhen, the Supreme God from Qingqiu. It looked like a real fire.

But why did he feel that old guy Donghua was just wishful thinking?

Qing Cang was gloating, and when he saw the little fox from the other little fox family indignantly asking the white-haired emperor to let go of her fourth uncle, he was even more delighted.

"What the little girl said is absolutely true. The Emperor thinks he is so great. He hugs and embraces people regardless of their wishes. Isn't this just being a hooligan? Such a wicked person was not sealed up immediately, but I was sealed up instead. This is really outrageous!" Qingcang howled like a ghost.

But Fengjiu only heard the three words "acting like a hooligan".

"Playing like a hooligan... What! Playing like a hooligan?!" Fengjiu's eyes suddenly became ferocious, she pinched her fingers together, circulated her spiritual power and attacked Donghua.

Fengjiu didn't even consider Yang Mei who was still in Emperor Donghua's arms.

In addition to the fact that Fengjiu was confident in the accuracy of her attacks, she believed more in the strength of her fourth uncle. If her attacks could easily hurt her fourth uncle, then how could she not be a god? Was it because she didn't want to?

In fact, leaving these two points aside, Emperor Donghua would not do such a thing as using his beloved in his arms to ward off disaster. On the contrary, he rather artificially held Yang Mei and turned half a circle on the spot, and used his back to accurately block Fengjiu's attack.

“Cough, cough!” Donghua clenched his free hand into a fist and pressed it to his mouth, coughing, as if he was really hurt by Fengjiu’s attack.

Yang Mei watched him perform and asked with concern, "Are you hurt?"

"It's okay, just a minor injury." Donghua said pretentiously.

"Heh!" Yang Mei sneered and bent her knees to attack Donghua's lower abdomen. After Donghua dodged the dangerous knee reflexively, she took advantage of the distance between them and kicked Donghua.

All I can say is that Emperor Donghua’s clothes are of good quality, and not even a shoe print is left.

"You'd better consider your own strength before you try to scam me. My Xiaojiu's attack can only fan you with air. If you cough, it's probably because you were choked by the wind. You won't get hurt at all!" Yang Mei suddenly cursed.

Donghua smiled cheekily and said, "Thank you for the compliment, Zhenzhen. My strength is indeed quite high."

Fengjiu was so angry that she almost died: "No matter how strong you are, you are still a pervert! Fourth Uncle, let's go!" She pulled Yang Mei and was about to leave. Anyway, the fun was over and Qingcang was sealed again. There was no point in staying here by the Ruoshui River.

Yang Mei had no objection to this.

But Donghua couldn't just watch his beloved leave like that!

"Cough, cough, cough!" He coughed heart-wrenchingly again, as if he was going to cough out his lungs. This time, traces of blood flowed from the corners of his mouth.

Before Fengjiu wanted to scold him for being pretentious, Donghua quickly said, "Don't get me wrong, I am really hurt." In fact, only a little.

“Because of the sealing of Miaoluo many years ago, only about 70% of my cultivation remains. Today, I have spent my energy to seal Qingcang again, and the loss is even more serious. Also, Xiao Fengjiu is already a fairy, and after your teaching, Zhenzhen, her strength should not be underestimated. How could she not pose any threat to me?” Donghua smiled bitterly.

Yang Mei looked at Donghua from top to bottom, wondering when did this bastard learn to talk, he didn't have this much emotional intelligence before.

Fengjiu's anger disappeared without a trace in an instant. Although this person had just acted like a hooligan towards her beloved fourth uncle, he said that her strength should not be underestimated!

"So what does the Emperor want? How about I help you notify your men to carry you back to Taichen Palace?" Yang Mei asked with her arms folded.

"There's no need to be so troublesome. I think you can just ask Zhenzhen to send me back to Taichen Palace personally." The dignified Emperor Donghua was determined to be shameless to the end today, and he found that the words Siming taught him were really useful. Look at Bai Fengjiu, who just called him a "stinking hooligan", now she is so happy because of his praise.

Today he finally realized the mystery of language.

Yang Mei thought that this bastard was really going too far, but Feng Jiu spoke up for Dong Hua: "Fourth Uncle, why don't we help send him back to the Thirteenth Heaven? After all, I was the one who injured him."

Fengjiu, whose anger had disappeared, now felt that her rash behavior just now was really wrong.

Emperor Donghua is an old acquaintance of her grandfather, the Fox Emperor Bai Zhi, so he should be trustworthy at least in terms of character.

So, he wasn't being a hooligan just now...

Yang Mei just watched helplessly as her little girl was fooled by someone else's specious compliment.

Yang Mei: “…” He is so gullible, and I don’t know who he resembles. Could it be that his second brother Bai Yi is essentially such a gullible person?

"Okay." Yang Mei agreed to this ridiculous proposal of sending someone home.

"Bai Zhen!" Qing Cang said, "I failed to break the seal successfully. It seems that the favor I asked you to do needs to be renewed." He sincerely felt a little ashamed.

Oh, by the way, he also issued a bell-breaking declaration to the entire world not long ago!

Now it’s all good, it’s completely socially dead.

Fortunately, he is thick-skinned. After tens of thousands of years, no one will remember this incident...

Yang Mei didn't expect Qing Cang to be so deeply in love with Ling Yu. He thought that this man had forgotten Ling Yu after being sealed for 70,000 years.

"Qing Cang, I'm not saying anything mean to you, but what you did this time was really stupid. Can't you just work hard quietly and surprise everyone?" Yang Mei had a look of disappointment on his face. He simply couldn't believe that someone would loudly tell the whole world something important that they were going to do.

If you are not cannon fodder, then who is cannon fodder!

Qingcang looked bitter, and he said honestly: "I'll remember it next time."

……

Donghua deliberately acted weak, thinking that Yang Mei would come to help him. However, Yang Mei just waved her sleeves and fixed him on the cloud. The cloud was so firm that even a bolt of lightning would not let him fall off.

Okay, Donghua sat cross-legged on the cloud peacefully.

After arriving at Taichen Palace, Si Ming and Chong Lin, who came out to greet them, were startled by their master.

"Emperor, are you injured?!" Chonglin hurried over to help.

Siming was sharp-eyed. When he saw the look Emperor Donghua gave him, he knew that the injury was fake and the real thing was to abduct his beloved to his home.

Siming was somewhat relieved that the rotten Emperor had finally come to his senses.

That is to say, if a pig can't eat cabbages, how can it be qualified to be a pig?