Ultra: The Bizarre Adventures of Dark Lopus!

"Senior, is it really okay for us to cosplay like this?"

"Stop talking nonsense and let's go."

"Oh."

Xiao Guang, who had transformed into Ma Qingduo, was preparing to keep their appointment with Luo Chuan, who was dressed as Luo Chuan's silly younger brother.

An hour earlier, Luo Chuan and Xiao Guang, who had just emerged from the distorted space, received a message from Magma.

"The money is ready, you can bring the goods over now."

Luo Chuan didn't expect them to be so impatient to get started; he hadn't even started making his own doll yet.

"Hmph, fine, the sooner I get the money, the sooner I can live a carefree life!"

Luo Chuan took out a Sadra, ready to modify it, but after seeing the curious Xiao Guang beside him, he suddenly had a fun idea!

Luo Chuan, a model young man!

A well-known, great guy who saves the universe everywhere!

The future of our motherland... the blossoming flowers of today!

I never lie!

We'll sell exactly what we agreed on!

Magma and the Shapley aliens waited anxiously at the agreed location. They hadn't wanted to be in such a hurry, as acting would be more realistic, but Mold was quite agitated because of Gina's disappearance!

If they can't give Molde a satisfactory explanation today, they're really finished!

"Look! He's here!"

Xiao Guang led Luo Chuan toward them, and Luo Chuan quietly continued to check the details with Xiao Guang.

"Remember this: be arrogant. They'll definitely try to double-cross you. When that happens, play dead convincingly. Once their attention is on me, give them a heartfelt pep talk."

Luo Chuan was patiently instructing Xiao Guang, passing on all his experience, but Xiao Guang timidly asked...

"Uh, senior..."

"What is it now? Speak up if you have something to say."

Why don't we just rob them?

"........."

"Damn it! I never expected you to be like this, Hikaru!"

Luo Chuan never expected that Xiao Guang would be this kind of person!

Hearing Luo Chuan's shocked tone, Xiao Guang felt a little ashamed! What had he just said?!

"You must be very disappointed in me, senior. I have truly failed the Ultra Spirit that Taro taught me!"

But the next second, Xiaoguang was no longer ashamed.

"You're absolutely... amazing!"

"Xiao Guang, you're a diamond in the rough! You thought of stealing the first thing you did! I thought you would care about the Ultra Spirit! Although that thing should have been thrown away a long time ago."

"But don't forget who we are. We are the righteous Ultraman. We do business honestly. When it comes to robbery, remember to wear a mask so you can look like your enemy. If you want to rob us this time, then we will. I'll take responsibility if anything goes wrong."

After hearing Luo Chuan's words, Xiao Guang's guilt disappeared, replaced by a sense of remorse.

"For the first time, I realized that being praised isn't such a good thing."

As they were thinking this, the person had already walked up to them.

"This is Darklops? How come it's already activated!"

The Magma alien immediately stepped forward. Now that it's activated, how can it listen to him?

Hey! Don't touch it if you're not buying!

Xiao Guang immediately started bargaining, just like Luo Chuan had taught him!

"This is a confidential technology of the company. We have only activated a portion of its functions. The rest will have to wait until you pay for it before we can activate it for you."

Xiao Guang felt a little awkward, after all, it was his first time doing something like this, and he was a bit nervous.

Magma and the others looked at Xiao Guang with suspicion, sensing something was amiss, but they continued the transaction anyway.

"The money's all here. I need to inspect the goods. Who knows if you're trying to fool us with a counterfeit?"

Xiao Guang took two steps back and clapped twice.

Luo Chuan's movements remained unchanged, but the white light in his eyes shone even brighter, and the surge of power instantly swept across everything around him!

Magma almost collapsed! Luo Chuan then withdrew the energy fluctuations.

"There are other Ultra Warriors here, but I can't show more."

"Where's the money?"

Magma was still shaken, but then she was overjoyed. She gestured, and the Shapley alien came out with two boxes.

Then, the Shapley aliens opened the box, which was full of Nackles!

"This is part of it; there's more to come. After all, four hundred million is no small sum, right?"

Upon hearing this, Xiao Guang immediately understood that Luo Chuan's double-cross was about to happen!

"Of course!"

"If that's the case, then... how do we unlock the remaining functions?"

Magma looked at Xiaoguang with eager eyes, and Xiaoguang coughed lightly, slightly embarrassed.

"Go in front of him, twist your neck, and then wiggle your butt with your back to him."

"???"

"???"

Magma and Shapley were dumbfounded. What the hell was this code?

"Are you fucking kidding me?"

Magma drew his sword; he could no longer hold back.

This kid tricked him time and time again last time! And he's tricking him again this time!

He absolutely must stab him to death!!!

"Tsk! Look, you're in such a hurry again. Even you guys couldn't have guessed that this was the password. Who could have? That's called catching someone off guard, understand?"

"I...will endure..."

Magma held back; a small act of impatience could ruin a great plan!

"Shaprey, you go and give it a try."

"Huh? Me?"

"Hurry up and go!"

"Okay... okay."

Shapley approached Luo Chuan with embarrassment, stiffly twisted his neck, and then turned his back to him and wiggled his hips.

"puff…"

Xiao Guang couldn't help but laugh at Shapley's comical appearance.

"why are you laughing?"

Shapley questioned Xiaoguang, who had burst out laughing, but Xiaoguang waved his hands repeatedly.

"No, no, I'm happy to receive the money."

"Ahem! Alright, Lao Xia, let's unlock it now."

"Ah."

Shapre twisted his body again, suppressing his shame. As a warrior, this was utterly humiliating!

Fortunately, after he finished twisting, Luo Chuan kept watching him.

"Unlocked successfully?"

"Of course! The deal is done. Well then, it was a pleasure doing business with you. I look forward to the next deal."

Xiao Guang waved his hand, then turned his back to them to get the money.

To make it easier for them to do it, Xiao Guang moved very slowly, as if telling them, "Come on, poke me!"

Magma and Shapley did not disappoint Xiaoguang's expectations, and slowly drew their guns.

"Never has diarrhea in a thousand years!!!"

"Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!"

A lightning-fast, deadly dragon spin swoops straight into Shapley's weak spot! Like Tyrant pouncing on its prey! A frenzied, chaotic attack!

Shapley screamed and flew out, blood spurting from his buttocks!

"Shapley!"

Magma was shocked by this sudden accident!

Xiao Guang is the same!

"Are we going to make our move now? Right here? Right now?"

Although Xiao Guang was surprised, he immediately perked up! Magma didn't notice Xiao Guang raising the Galaxy Spark Gun behind him at all!

"Holy crap!"

Xiao Guang smashed Magma's head with his spark gun!

Magma's vision went black, and she fainted. Xiao Guang walked over, carrying the Galaxy Spark Gun.

"Senior, didn't you say you'd wait for them to make the first move? And wasn't that a heartfelt statement? This doesn't seem right!"

Luo Chuan waved his hand dismissively.

"Oh dear, what's wrong with that? An eye socket is a socket, and a buttock hole is an eye, so rounding it up means it's just heartfelt talk, isn't it?"