Quick Wear: The Crazy Lord God is again training the sweet host

On New Year's Eve, military intelligence reached Kyoto, shocking the government and the public.

Those ministers who had secretly learned that something had happened to the Regent were instantly struck by lightning.

From the current situation, it is obvious that the State of Liang had received the news of the Regent's death and came prepared.

All the ministers were immediately as anxious as ants on a hot pan.

No one planned to spend the New Year's Eve properly, and they started rushing to the imperial study from the afternoon.

The north wind was howling, the weather was gloomy and cold, and the gray sky was brewing a blizzard.

Since Xing Chen was not in the imperial study, the ministers stood stubbornly under the corridor waiting and would not stop until they saw His Majesty.

It was not until the evening when snowflakes began to fall from the sky that Xingchen leisurely returned from the harem.

He looked like a wealthy and idle man, tossing a walnut in his hand.

Arriving at the door of the imperial study, he looked at the ministers who were scratching their heads with worried faces, and said with a smile: "Why are you all here now? I didn't hold a banquet in the palace this year."

Everyone looked at his useless appearance and sighed in their hearts.

Dahan’s fate has come to an end, I’m afraid it will eventually come to an end.

Imperial Censor Su Zhenyi was the first to be held accountable. He stepped out from the crowd and began to question Xing Chen.

"Your Majesty, the military intelligence was sent to Kyoto this afternoon. We, the ministers, have received the news. We are all extremely worried. We are worried that our country is in danger and that the country will be broken and the people will be desolate. We are simply restless!

Your Majesty would have received the news earlier than we did, but we have been waiting here for up to two hours. Eunuch Xia came to the harem several times to urge you, but Your Majesty ignored him.

The military situation is so urgent, but Your Majesty is just having fun in the harem, where do you think the great country is?"

Su Zhenyi spoke passionately, and everyone behind him nodded in agreement.

Xing Chen caught the walnut falling from the sky with a smile and looked at Su Zhenyi.

"What are you talking about, Lord Su? You are also my father-in-law. Don't you want me to spend more time with your daughter in the harem?"

It would have been fine if he hadn't said this. As soon as he said this, Su Zhenyi almost got angry and quickly covered his chest and took a few deep breaths.

"Your Majesty, I have one more question to ask you. Half a month ago, my wife was allowed by the Queen Mother to go to the palace to see her daughter. When I arrived at the harem, I saw all the young masters holding cats and playing something called mahjong on the table.

There are several tables in one hall, and servants and masters sit together without respect for hierarchy, and even gamble together. This is simply immoral!"

Apparently, some ministers behind him already knew about this, and several of them sighed heavily one after another.

Xing Chen raised his eyebrows slightly and spoke in a calm tone.

"Immoral? Lord Su is exaggerating. It's just that the ladies in the harem are bored and they play cards together to kill time.

The losers and winners were just the hairpins and jewelry I gave them on a daily basis, which were passed back and forth among them, and no one else could win, so they were just having fun."

Xing Chen finally asked calmly, "Didn't Madam Su notice that Rou'er is more lively and cheerful than before at home?"

Su Zhenyi was speechless for a long time.

But it is not Lord Su's style to give up just like that. After all, this is the person Xing Chen most wants to seal his mouth with tape.

"Since Your Majesty has said so, the card-playing matter is fine. However, Your Majesty lingers in the harem, just playing cards with them for fun, but never... summoning them to have sex, isn't that just wasting your time?"

Xing Chen teased, "Master Su means that if I go to the harem to play cards, I will be wasting my time. If I go to the harem to have sex, it means I have lofty ambitions for the country and the people."

Su Zhenyi's face flushed red, and he insisted: "Your Majesty's offspring is related to the foundation of the country..."

"The Queen Mother has been repeating this to me so many times that I'm tired of it. Why don't you come up with a new phrase?"

"Your Highness, that is also for the sake of your majesty and the great Han dynasty to last for hundreds of generations, uninterrupted."

Xing Chen wondered what kind of dream you were having.

"I also want a child to shut you up, but it won't happen in a short time. I'm helpless too. I can't just ask others for help in a hurry, right?"

Actually, I don’t mind other people helping me, really.

"......Your Majesty, you don't even summon him, so where did the child come from?" Su Zhenyi stuttered.

"I'm not in good health this year, I'll try harder next year and see if I can give birth to a child."

All the ministers kept their mouths shut and dared not respond, as they felt that his words sounded very strange.

"Okay, Lord Su, my harem is harmonious. Are you dissatisfied with this? If Lord Su is free, you can go home and have more children. Don't always stare at my bed.

Look, he was just talking about military intelligence, but he ended up bringing it up with sex. Su Yushi is really an amazing person."

"..."

Xing Chen was too careless with his words, leaving Su Zhenyi speechless.

After all, as a censor, Lord Su just likes to scold people out of habit, but he is not shameless.

Once the opponent is shameless, he will be turned into ashes in seconds.

Xing Chen leisurely tossed walnuts in his hand again, looking at the other adults with a playful look, as if saying "next one".

With the precedent of Su Zhenyi, the "next one" has never dared to step forward.

Su Zhenyi wanted to step back and blend in with the group, but the people behind him kept pushing him away.

So the heavy task fell on Su Zhenyi's head again.

Su Zhenyi asked, "Your Majesty, I see that you look relaxed. Does Your Majesty have any countermeasures for the military situation in Southern Xinjiang?"

Xing Chen nodded: "Yes."

Everyone's eyes lit up, and they all looked up and stared at Xing Chen, waiting for him to continue speaking, wanting to hear what the solution was.

Xing Chen seemed to have no idea what they were thinking.

He smiled and stared at everyone with his dark eyes.

Everyone: That’s it?

Xingchen: Yes.

The ministers looked at each other in disbelief, obviously not believing that Xing Chen really had a solution.

Su Zhenyi held his breath and asked again: "Your Majesty, can you reveal a few things so that we can discuss it together?"

"no."

"?" Everyone looked at him in disbelief.

Xing Chen slowly put away the joking expression on his face and his expression became serious.

"How can we treat military secrets as a joke?"

"Your Majesty, do you not trust us old ministers?"

Xing looked at everyone with a heavy gaze.

"It's not that I don't trust you."

"Then why......"

Xing Chen's voice became cold, as if mixed with snow flakes floating in the north wind outside the corridor.

"I was just wondering, what are you guys waiting to discuss with me, considering your stinky behavior of looking for a toilet only after you've got shit in your ass?"

Xing Chen sneered and said sarcastically, "Are we discussing how to cede land? How to pay compensation? Or how to escape?"

After saying this, he threw the walnuts in his hand into Su Zhenyi's arms.

"Make up for it, you guys!"

"Go back and enjoy your New Year. You don't have to worry about anything. There will be people to protect you from the wind, frost, rain and snow. Just stay in your positions and be loyal to me."

As dusk fell, the ministers hurried out of the palace with their heads down.

The dark night slowly spread over the glazed roofs of the palaces.

The snowflakes falling from the sky are getting bigger and bigger.

After the sky became completely dark, it was time to change guard at Xiyuan Palace.

The team that came tonight are all good helpers selected by the leader himself.

The six of them lined up in the corridor of the red wall, stepping on the thin layer of fallen snow on the ground, and walked towards Xiyuan Palace.

There was still some distance to Xiyuan Palace when a small red lantern suddenly lit up in the corridor ahead, waiting quietly on the road.

The little leader who walked to the front of the queue suddenly stopped.