Quick Wear: The Crazy Lord God is again training the sweet host

"He's just a butt seller, bah! I think he's a disgrace to our family!"

Xing Chen walked past him expressionlessly, cursing leisurely, "Fuck you, you big idiot!"

Xing Chen returned to his room and closed the door to prevent others from coming in. He carefully wiped his face and body clean.

He touched his face and found nothing wrong with him except that he was thin.

Take good care of her in the future, she will be a beauty.

The family was afraid that he would sneak away at night, so they took turns guarding the door.

At midnight, Xing Chen straightened his clothes, opened the door and walked out.

"Lin Xingchen, what are you doing out in the middle of the night?"

At the door were the two brothers Dong Ge'er, who immediately felt like they were facing a formidable enemy when they saw him open the door.

"Pee."

"There's a toilet in there."

"I don't want to use it. I would try if you were the toilet. Oh, no, your mouth would stink up my urine."

"Lin Xingchen, you are deliberately provoking me to let me hit you so that you can go to the Outer Palace tomorrow, right?"

"Oh, you are such a clever fellow."

"Humph, I won't be fooled!"

"Don't be fooled, don't be fooled. Come, go and wake up your parents."

"What?"

"Be filial. It's the middle of the night. Wait for them to get up and pee before going back to sleep."

"..."

"You're not going? If you don't go, I'll go and call you myself."

The Dong brothers suspected that there was something wrong with his brain.

But I didn't stop him. I just followed him to see what tricks he was playing.

Xing Chen arrived at the door of the east wing, raised his foot and kicked the door down with a loud bang.

The two old guys inside the door were so scared that they rolled off the bed, pissing and shitting.

"What happened?"

Xing Chen smiled and said, "It's nothing, don't be afraid. I was afraid that you would wet the bed, so I came here to remind you."

"Lin Xingchen, do you want to die?" Brother Dong waved his fist at him.

"Smelly idiot."

Xing Chen rolled his eyes and cursed again, then walked out of the yard.

The two old guys also woke up at this time and hurried over to stop him.

"Where are you going?"

"Isn't there a big willow tree at the entrance to the village? It's said to be hundreds of years old. I saw people burning paper for their ancestors under it.

I'm getting married soon, so I'll go burn some paper for my parents at night when no one is around. Auntie, shouldn't you remind me of this?"

The old woman was stunned by his question.

She had probably been thinking that Lin Xingchen could continue to suck his blood after arriving at the Yuanwai Mansion, so after hearing this, she slapped her thighs with both hands, as if she had suddenly realized something.

"Look at my brain. I was still thinking about this at noon, but I forgot about it when I got busy. This is all Auntie's fault.

You'll be getting into the sedan chair in a few hours, so it's time to burn the paper money. Wait a minute, I'll get you some yellow money.

Don't tell me you didn't remember it, I prepared it in advance!"

She went straight into the main room, and after a while came out carrying a charcoal basin and several stacks of yellow paper.

At this time, the half moon was in the middle of the sky, illuminating the ground brightly. The village was so quiet that not even the barking of dogs could be heard.

Xing Chen glanced at her hand, turned around and walked towards the village entrance.

Dong Ge'er followed closely, fearing that Xing Chen would suddenly run away.

Even though he despised Lin Xingchen, a grown man, for being someone else's housekeeper, he still hoped to get the bride price so he could marry a wife.

He has told Chunhua from the village that he will be able to go to her house to propose marriage in a few days.

Passing by Chunhua's house, Dong Ge'er happily looked into the yard.

When they arrived under the big willow tree, Xing Chen looked up at the lush willow branches above his head and was very satisfied.

Da Huang felt that there was something wrong with his attitude, and asked him with some worry:

[Sir, are you planning to scare them in the middle of the night? ]

Xing Chen raised his hand to test the toughness of the willow branch, and his eyes glanced between the several thick branches of the old willow tree.

"Huang'er, if I pass out in the small world or lose my divine power and encounter real danger, you should have an emergency mechanism, right?" Xing Chen asked casually.

【...】

"You can't hide it from me. It must be there."

[Sir, that is my privacy. The rules forbid me to tell you. I can’t possibly tell you!]

Dahuang said with confidence.

Xing Chen almost died of laughter. What was the difference between this and telling him directly?

"Okay, okay, dear, if you can't tell us, then we won't tell you."

"Lin Xingchen, don't you want to burn paper? What are you standing there looking at?" Dong Ge'er said impatiently.

Xingchen said dimly, "Look where I put you."

"......What did you say?" Dong Ge'er suspected that he had heard it wrong.

Xing Chen looked at the stacks of yellow paper in the charcoal basin, bent down to take them in his hand, and suddenly looked up and sprinkled them into the sky.

Dong Ge'er pushed his hand in dissatisfaction.

"If you want to burn paper, then burn paper. Why are you scattering paper? If you put it in front of Chunhua's house, she won't think it's unlucky!"

Xing Chen said with a smile: "It's okay, the place you hang is not far from her house."

Da Huang now finally realized what he was going to do, and he was trembling with fear.

[Sir, calm down. We should think long-term. We can't be so crude! ]

"It won't grow any longer. It won't grow any longer at all."

[Sir, this will trigger the punishment mechanism! ]

"Then you'll have to take care of me."

【grown ups......】

"Stop making so much noise. Do you believe I'll give you a few willow branches if you keep making so much noise?"

rhubarb:【......】

This year's most pathetic award in the electronic world must belong to it.

Or I'll give you a few!

Dong Ge'er's patience has reached its limit.

"Lin Xingchen, is your brain eaten by rats or filled with feces?"

Xing Chen's patience has reached its limit.

He raised his finger and pointed at the four circles hung on the willow trunk with willow branches, and said politely to the four people beside him:

"Please, put your head in there for a moment."

【...】

Da Huang couldn't bear to look at it.

"Lin Xingchen..."

"It's noisy."

Inspired by what he said about manure, Xing Chen stuffed a piece of cow dung from the open space next to him into his mouth through the air.

"Oops, I forgot, the willow branches are too high for your necks to reach, so just help them out with some reluctance."

Xing Chen pointed his finger at Dong Ge'er, and Dong Ge'er immediately suspended his feet in the air and stretched his neck to get into the circle.

"Ahhh, ghost!"

When the three men saw this scene, they were so scared that they shouted and ran away.

Xing Chen helped them mute the noise, in case they disturbed other people sleeping in the village.

After a while, the three people who had already run away seemed to be grabbed by their hair and floated towards the willow tree together.

Xing Chen gave each of them a beautiful circle woven from willow branches, which was beautiful and strong, fair and just.

The family of four hung on the tree together, kicking their legs, as if they were riding bicycles in mid-air, and it looked very exciting.

Of course, the energy only lasts for a while.

Xing Chen tilted his head back to admire the beautiful scene.

The first one to stop pedaling was Dong Ge'er, who talked the most.

The three people behind probably had an agreement, as they stopped at the same time.

In the end, everyone's legs and bodies were straight, except for their necks which were bent.

It’s great to have the whole family together!

After Xing Chen sighed, he felt severely dizzy and the punishment for crossing the red line came.

He lay down under the big willow tree, closed his eyes and fainted.

The rhubarb was disheveled in the wind.

[The hatred value is reduced by 100 points, and the remaining points are... 0 points! ]

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】