Take this little lucky star home and the whole dynasty will be filled with prosperity!

Early morning three days later.

Shangguan Yi limped, with red and swollen cheeks, and appeared again at the gate of the Marquis of Loyalty and Bravery's Mansion.

He was holding a birdcage in his hand, and there were loud noises inside the cage. His feathers were standing on end, and he looked just like a hedgehog.

"Little ancestor..."

As soon as Shangguan Yi saw Luo Luo, he could no longer hold back and vented all the grievances in his heart.

"Young master, what's wrong with you?" Cai Yan looked at Shangguan Yi with concern.

I looked at the ping-pong sound in the birdcage again and my eyelids began to twitch.

An ominous premonition came over me.

"Lolo, Lolo..."

At this moment, Xiao Yuyan's panicked voice was heard at the door.

I saw Xiao Yuyan, riding on Wangwang, running towards Luo Luo with an anxious look on her face.

Caiyan looked at Wangwang again and had some guesses in her mind.

It seems that these animals either get into trouble or accomplish great things.

After all, what Lolo raises is not an ordinary creature.

"Xiao Yizi, why have you become like this?"

Luo Luo frowned tightly when she saw Shangguan Yi's look.

These two parrots have sharp beaks and can easily hurt people's hearts.

But it won’t hurt your body, and why is it so aggressive?

"It's all their fault. If they had said a few more words, I'm afraid I would have died."

Shangguan Yi watched the ping-pong sounds with gritted teeth.

Ping Ping Pong Pong also glared at Shangguan Yi with gritted teeth.

"Liar, liar, all of them are big liars..."

"You all deserve it. You are all like a needle. You can grind an iron rod into a needle..."

The two birds were still extremely unconvinced and kept cursing.

Luo Luo looked at Shangguan Yi with sympathy, and she already understood something in her mind.

"Little ancestor, look at this, isn't it infuriating?!"

"It was my grandfather's birthday yesterday, so I brought them back. They seemed to have spiritual powers and amazed everyone."

"What does it mean to be old but still strong, to have great ambitions, to be vigorous and radiant? What does it mean to be highly respected, to be incorruptible, and to be a role model..."

"They praised my grandfather so much that he was beaming with joy. He was in a good mood and full of smiles."

"My grandfather even praised me for being filial and said he loved the gift I gave him the most. He even gave me the heirloom jade pendant in public."

Shangguan Yi tried hard to recreate the joyous birthday celebration scene of yesterday, when his grandfather was so happy that he couldn't stop smiling.

Sometimes he was rewarded with this, sometimes he was rewarded with that.

In short, because of these two birds, it was the first time in his life that he received such high praise from his grandfather.

He was also very happy and excited.

However, the end of excitement is tragedy.

A bunch of rewards, but only these two birds were forgotten...

That night.

Tragedy occurs...

It turned out that my grandfather was so amused by the two birds during the birthday celebration in the morning that he couldn't help but drink a few more glasses of wine.

In the afternoon, after seeing off the guests, he fell into a deep sleep in the study.

However, because he loved these two birds so much, he kept them in the study.

who knows······

My grandfather actually had sex after drinking...

He favored the little girl who came to serve tea!

Originally, except for the parties involved, the little girl could have been compensated with money without anyone knowing.

Besides, the little girl is willing to accept compensation in gold and silver so that she can stay away from Shangguan Mansion, a place of trouble.

Take a lot of money, find a place where no one knows you, hide your identity, and live a good life.

just.

The two parrots saw this scene clearly.

The worst thing is that they remember it clearly.

then.

At the dinner party, my grandfather hosted a banquet to entertain a few close old friends.

The two of them began an exciting performance.

“No... sir, don’t...”

"Master, please let me go, please, please..."

"Little devil, don't you know that the more you resist, the more delicious it is? I just like you like this!"

"Come, come, let the master take good care of you and teach you the joy of being a woman..."

“Ah...ah...Master, you are so bad..."

"Hahahaha, women only love bad men. Look at you, you're so wet..."

······

Ping ping and pong pong, each bird plays a different role, singing and responding, bringing the entire erotic scene to life.

Even the tone of voice is vivid.

Just remember.

At that time, my grandfather was so angry that his face turned white, red, and blue. It was a very interesting scene.

And the little girl covered her face and ran out screaming...

The expressions on the faces of my grandfather's close friends were even more colorful, and they looked at him meaningfully.

Some even bowed to my grandfather with both hands and kept complimenting him, "Brother Shangguan, you are still strong and powerful despite your old age..."

but.

Before anyone could finish praising them, these two started their performance again...

"Bah! You're not even as strong as an embroidery needle!"

"It's true that the older you get, the thinner you become. It's like grinding an iron rod into a needle!!!"

"Less than a minute, less than a minute..."

The two birds squinted their eyes and looked at their grandfather with disdain.

Grandfather was so angry that he was fuming. He stared at the two birds with murderous eyes.

Just order people to catch them, drain all their feathers, and then stew them...

"The things that happened during the Ping-Pong incident have nothing to do with you. How did you become like this?"

Luo Luo still looked at Shangguan Yi in surprise.

However, he silently mourned for his grandfather in his heart!

Hey! It only took a minute, but now everyone knows about it!!

"I...I couldn't help laughing..."

Shangguan Yi said with a frustrated look on his face.

then.

The entire front hall was dead silent.

Everyone stared at Grandfather motionlessly, forgetting to speak, forgetting to move, and even forgetting to breathe...

Only he laughed out loud.

It is true that the first bird to stick its head out gets shot!

Since my grandfather couldn't catch the two stinky birds, he became the bird that stood out.

Being beaten by my grandfather till my head was broken and then it bloomed again...

Think about it now.

He really hates it!

I hate myself so much!!

Why can others hold it in, but I can’t?

The mother just looked at him deeply and spat out a word from between her teeth, "You deserve it!!!"

Shangguan Yi······