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Zheng He immediately retorted: "Master Jie, you shouldn't be so rude to a woman!

They also have their own opinions and thoughts. Their views should not be underestimated just because of their gender. They are not soft persimmons that can be bullied at will!

What's more, what they said is not without reason. You can't just deny and criticize them in general!

Everyone has the right to express their own opinions and feelings about poetry.”

Chunhua's eyes widened, her eyes seemed to be spitting fire, and she said angrily: "Xie Jin, don't look down on others!

Although we are women, we also have brains and can distinguish between good and evil!

Don't try to use your tricks to suppress us. We are not puppets that can be manipulated by others!

We have our own ideas and judgments. What we think is good is good. You can’t force us to agree with your point of view! ”

Xiaoling also agreed, "Yes, don't think you can do whatever you want just because you are a great talent, we are not afraid of you!

This poem is so good, no matter how much you slander it, it is useless, just like a solid rock that cannot be blown away by strong wind!

We just like this kind of poetry, what can you do to us?

And you can’t deny other people’s efforts and achievements just because you don’t like it!”

Xie Jin, Zheng He, Chunhua and Xiaoling argued back and forth endlessly, and the atmosphere in the court became increasingly tense and intense, as if a violent storm that was about to sweep away everything might break out at any time. Everyone was watching them nervously, not knowing how this argument would end.

Just as Xie Jin was arguing with Zheng He, Chunhua and Xiaoling, and the atmosphere in the court was extremely tense, Zhu Di's face suddenly changed and his stomach was churning.

He frowned and subconsciously covered his stomach with his hands, and beads of sweat the size of beans oozed from his forehead.

"I... I suddenly have unbearable abdominal pain and need to go to the toilet." Zhu Di said with difficulty, gritting his teeth.

At this moment, there was an uproar in the court. No one expected that the emperor would be in such a situation at this critical moment.

Xie Jin was the first to react. He hurriedly stepped forward and said in a flattering manner, "Your Majesty, why don't you hold it in for now and wait until the debate is resolved before going?"

When Zhu Di heard this, his eyes widened with anger: "How dare you! How can I hold it back!"

The Minister of Justice came over and said cautiously, "Your Majesty, how about finding a substitute to go in your place, and you continue to listen to our nonsense and chatter here?"

Zhu Di almost laughed out of anger and said, "Can I find someone to take over my toilet duties?"

The Minister of Industry scratched his head and said, "Your Majesty, how about making a portable toilet so you can sit on it and go to bed while walking?"

Zhu Di was so angry that his face turned blue. He said, "Your bad ideas are more outrageous than the last!"

The Minister of Personnel said hurriedly, "Your Majesty, why don't you find a big wooden barrel and solve it in the court, and I will just turn my back."

Zhu Di was so angry that he stamped his feet: "This is ridiculous, how can this be tolerated!"

The Minister of Revenue continued, "Your Majesty, how about we arrange for a few guards to carry you to the toilet as quickly as possible?"

Zhu Di shouted, "How can I be carried like this? This is ridiculous!"

The Minister of Rites thought for a moment and said cautiously, "Your Majesty, why don't we find a huge screen and let you do it inside the screen, so that it can be slightly covered."

Zhu Di rolled his eyes at him and said, "Why are you trying to cover it up? It's still embarrassing!"

The Minister of War boldly suggested: "Your Majesty, let a few eunuchs carry a chair for you to sit on, it will be faster."

Zhu Di was almost fainted with anger: "You brainless people are giving bad ideas!"

The Minister of Justice squeezed forward again and said flatteringly: "How about having the palace maids hold large fans around you, that would at least block the attack."

Zhu Di almost fainted from anger: "Why are you trying to stop me? It's getting more and more ridiculous!"

The Minister of Works was unwilling to be outdone and continued to flatter: "Your Majesty, how about we build a simple toilet in the court, so that you don't have to go far."

Xie Jin was very quick-witted. He rolled his eyes and said, "Your Majesty, how about we find a eunuch to help you?"

"Get out! Get out of here!" Zhu Di was almost irritated by these weird ideas.

At this time, a burly and majestic general, against all odds, squeezed forward.

Later I learned that this person was the famous Duke Cheng Zhu Neng who helped Zhu Di start his army and seize the throne!

Zhu Neng said solemnly: "Your Majesty, I think you should just let it go and poop in your pants first!"

When these words were spoken, everyone in the room was shocked, and Zhu Di widened his eyes and looked at him in disbelief.

"Zhu Neng, what nonsense are you talking about!" Zhu Di roared.

Zhu Neng calmly explained, "Your Majesty, you see, you have severe abdominal pain now. Even if you force yourself to go to the toilet, you may not be able to make it in time. It is better to solve it here and avoid the trouble.

Anyway, the dragon robe is too wide to be seen right away, so it won’t be too late to deal with it later.”

Zhu Di almost fainted after hearing this. He shouted, "This is ridiculous! I am the emperor. How can I do such a shameful thing?"

Zhu Di was already at a loss whether to laugh or cry: "What has become of my court? Shut up!"

He really couldn't hold it in any longer, and didn't care about his dignity. He covered his stomach and ran out of the hall, stumbling along the way and almost falling.

Everyone looked at the emperor's embarrassed back, wanting to laugh but not daring to.

Xie Jin and the six ministers looked at each other, feeling very embarrassed.

They didn't expect the emperor to make such a fool of himself at this time, and they didn't know what to do for a moment.

Zheng He, Chunhua and Xiaoling were all shocked. They didn't expect that the argument would be interrupted in this way.

Zhu Di finally ran to the toilet and started to relieve himself as soon as he entered.

The sound was particularly clear in the silent palace, and the guards outside couldn't help but laugh.

After a long while, Zhu Di walked out of the toilet with a relaxed look on his face, but there was still a bit of embarrassment and anger on his face.

When he returned to the court, Xie Jin and the six ministers of the six ministries knelt down and apologized.

"Your Majesty, please forgive me. I was confused for a moment and came up with these absurd ideas."

Zhu Di snorted coldly: "You guys, you all claim to be resourceful on weekdays, but at the critical moment you come up with these messed up ideas, it's really embarrassing for me!"

"Your Majesty, please calm down. We acknowledge our crimes." Everyone said in unison.

Zhu Di waved his hand and said, "Forget it, let's not talk about this for now. Let's continue the argument!"

As a result, the court returned to its previous tense atmosphere, but everyone felt a different kind of embarrassment and ridiculousness in their hearts.

Zhu Di's ugly and disgraceful appearance has become an unforgettable memory in everyone's heart.