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Chapter 79 Biting Your Own Nose

Xie Jin laughed and replied, "Your Majesty, in life, you need to indulge yourself like this occasionally, only then can you experience the fun of it."

After saying that, he continued to jump and dance on the dragon desk, making some humming and hawing sounds from his mouth.

After hearing his joke, Zhu Di's embarrassment gradually disappeared and he found it very interesting.

Xie Jin danced for a while, then suddenly stopped and said to Zhu Di with a wink: "Your Majesty, everyone in this hall is on edge. Occasionally, something like this can help everyone relax, right?"

Zhu Di listened, smiled and nodded, saying: "What Minister Jie said is absolutely right."

Therefore, under the leadership of Xie Jin, Zhu Di was no longer restrained. He and Xie Jin started a new round of "performance" on the Dragon Book Case.

They made all kinds of exaggerated movements and shouted in a way that made people laugh. The whole hall suddenly became abuzz with excitement!

But the ministers seemed not to be satisfied yet and were still making a fuss, wanting Zhu Di to continue playing music and dancing!

Zhu Di shook his head helplessly and said with a wry smile: "I really lost my composure today. I am sorry to have made you laugh." The ministers knelt down and shouted: "Good luck to the emperor."

But in private, the ministers were still talking about Zhu Di's behavior today.

Some said: "Your Majesty is like a child today, bewildered by the song."

Some said: "Haha, Your Majesty is also a man of temperament, it's okay to indulge yourself like this occasionally."

Just when everyone was immersed in the beautiful singing voice of Fei Mei, suddenly, a dazzling light attracted everyone's attention.

Everyone looked closely and saw Lily standing there with a confident and determined smile on her face.

Lily took a deep breath, and her body began to tremble slightly, as if a powerful force was surging in her body.

She slowly raised her arms to shoulder height.

Then, Lily began to push the ground with her feet, with such force that the ground seemed to tremble slightly. Her body rose up quickly like a rocket, rushing into the air!

During the ascent, Lily's body kept spinning like a rapidly spinning top.

Her hair flew in the air like a black waterfall, showing a wild and unruly beauty.

When Lily rose to a certain height, she suddenly opened her arms, like an eagle spreading its wings and soaring, and stopped steadily in mid-air.

Everyone was stunned by Lily's amazing action. They even forgot to breathe and were completely immersed in this incredible scene.

Lily hovered in the air for two hours before slowly descending.

When her feet touched the ground again, the entire hall erupted in thunderous applause and cheers!

At this time, Zhu Di, who was standing aside, felt a surge of unwillingness in his heart.

He looked at Lili who was surrounded by the crowd and thought to himself, "Humph, what's so great about this? I don't think she is really that amazing."

As he was thinking about it, Zhu Di's stubborn temper came up again, and he actually jumped onto the Dragon Desk again.

All the civil and military officials were startled by Zhu Di's sudden jump. They all looked up and looked at him in confusion.

Zhu Di was standing on the dragon desk, and he said arrogantly, "Humph, you all think that Lili is powerful, today I will show you my ability!"

Everyone looked at each other, wondering what Zhu Di was going to do.

Zhu Di cleared his throat and said, "Aren't you all amazed that Lili can lift herself up? Today I will show you how to bite your own nose!"

After saying that, Zhu Di began to try to lower his head and move his mouth closer to his nose.

At the beginning he was full of confidence and thought it was just like "Zhang Fei eating bean sprouts - a piece of cake".

However, when he actually started trying, he found that it was much more difficult than he had imagined. His neck seemed not long enough to make his mouth and nose touch each other!

The civil and military officials were stunned at first, and then they couldn't help but burst into laughter!

They never expected that Zhu Di would come up with such a ridiculous performance!

Some ministers laughed so hard that they fell backwards, while others held their stomachs and laughed until tears came out.

When Zhu Di heard the laughter of the crowd, he became even more annoyed. He held back his strength and tried desperately to complete this seemingly impossible action!

But when the ministers saw Zhu Di's appearance, they actually had some ideas of playing a prank on him.

Some ministers began to whisper below, deliberately saying things like "Oh, this is too difficult, it seems Your Majesty can't do it either." The voices were neither loud nor soft, just loud enough to reach Zhu Di's ears.

After hearing this, Zhu Di became more and more angry and his movements became more and more flustered. He was like an ant on a hot pan - running around in circles!

At this time, a minister with a sly look in his eyes winked at the person next to him, and then shouted loudly: "Your Majesty, come on! You are almost there!"

When Zhu Di heard this, he thought he was almost successful, so he tried even harder to reach the nose. However, he lost his balance and nearly fell off the Dragon Desk.

When the ministers saw this, they burst into laughter again, thinking it was simply "adding insult to injury".

Zhu Di managed to keep his balance and continued to try. Another minister shouted, "Your Majesty, a little to the left, a little to the left." Zhu Di tried to move to the left, but failed again.

Then someone else shouted, "Right, right." Zhu Di hurriedly turned to the right again, but still to no avail. He was confused and embarrassed by the shouts of the ministers, like a "headless fly"!

His dragon robe became messy and his hair was scattered. The expression on his face changed from stubbornness to embarrassment and anger. It was really "not knowing whether to laugh or cry"!

He gritted his teeth, twisted his body even harder, stretched his neck, and his face turned the color of liver!

But no matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't bite his nose. There seemed to be an unbridgeable gap between his mouth and nose, causing him to fail again and again.

Zhu Di was unwilling to give up, and he continued to try different methods. He tilted his head, leaned sideways, and stood on tiptoe, but the result was still in vain.

His movements became more and more exaggerated and ridiculous, and the entire Golden Throne Hall was filled with his clumsy figure and the ministers' gloating laughter!

Finally, Zhu Di was so tired that he had no strength left. He sat down on the dragon desk, gasping for breath and looking pale.

The ministers' laughter still did not stop. Zhu Di then realized that he was played a trick by the ministers. He felt ashamed and annoyed, but helpless. He was like a dumb person eating bitter herbs - unable to express his pain!

The civil and military officials looked at Zhu Di's embarrassed appearance, with both helplessness and amusement in their eyes, and this farce came to an end temporarily...

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