I opened the Ming Dynasty

On the third day, Zhu Di suddenly ordered me, Yueying, Lili, Chunhua, Gege, Feimei, and Xiaoling to come to the palace to meet the emperor. Upon receiving this news, the six of us were very excited and began to prepare nervously.

I stood in front of the mirror, looking at my outfit, and couldn't help laughing. I was wearing a bright red robe embroidered with golden dragons, looking like a nouveau riche. I also wore a huge hat with feathers of various colors on it, like a peacock with its tail spread out. I thought to myself, "This will definitely make me shine in front of the emperor!"

During the preparation, I found that my robe was a little long and I always stepped on it when I walked, so I rolled up the hem of the robe and tied it around my waist with a rope. As a result, I looked like I was wearing a miniskirt, which was very funny. I also plucked the feathers from my hat one by one and stuck them on my face, making a face, and I laughed at myself.

Yueying was a different story. She was frantically choosing clothes in the room, and she kept muttering, "Oh, this one is too plain, that one is too fancy..." Finally, she chose a pink dress embroidered with various flowers. She also wore a big pink flower on her head, looking like a flower fairy. However, the flower was so big that it almost covered her entire head. When she walked, the flower kept shaking, as if it was about to fall off, which made people want to laugh.

While getting ready, Yueying found that her skirt was a little tight, so she tried to inhale and hold her stomach in, but her face turned red, and she looked like a balloon about to burst. She also took the flower off her head, put it to her nose and smelled it, and then said intoxicatedly: "Wow, it smells so good!" As a result, she accidentally inhaled the flower into her nose, choking her and making her cough and tears flow.

Lily is a fashionista, and she is very confident about her outfit. She put on a black tights inlaid with various gems, which looked very cool. She also hung a long necklace around her neck with a big skull on it, which looked very scary. However, the skull was so big that it was almost as big as her head. When she turned her head, the skull turned with her, as if it was going to swallow her head, which was creepy.

When preparing, Lily found that her necklace was a little crooked, so she tried to adjust it with her hands, but accidentally dropped the skull and it rolled under the table. She quickly lay on the ground to look for it, but couldn't find it after searching for a long time. Finally, she had to give up and said, "Forget it, I don't want it, it doesn't look good anyway!" Then she took out another necklace with a big heart on it, which looked very cute.

Chunhua was a gentle and lovely girl. She chose a white long dress with some elegant flowers embroidered on it. She also wore a white wreath on her head, which made her look like a fairy. However, the wreath was so big that it almost covered her entire head. When she walked, the wreath kept shaking, as if it was about to fall off, making people want to take it off.

While getting ready, Chunhua found that her skirt was a little wrinkled, so she picked up the iron and tried to iron it. As a result, she accidentally put the iron crookedly and burned a big hole in her skirt. She was so scared that her face turned pale and she said, "What should I do? What should I do?" Then she had an idea and took out a flower and stuck it on the hole, saying, "This way it won't be noticeable!"

Gege was a quirky girl. She wore a red cheongsam with some exquisite patterns embroidered on it. She also wore a red hairpin on her head, which looked very beautiful. However, the hairpin was too long, almost as long as her arm. When she raised her hand, the hairpin swung, as if it was going to pierce her hand, which was terrifying.

When getting ready, Gege found that her hairpin was a little crooked, so she tried to adjust it with her hands, but accidentally broke it. She looked at the broken hairpin and said distressedly, "Oh, my hairpin!" Then she took out another hairpin with a small bell hanging on it, which looked very playful.

Feimei was an elegant woman. She chose a purple dress with some gorgeous patterns embroidered on it. She also wore a purple headdress on her head, which made her look very noble. However, the headdress was so gorgeous, inlaid with various gems, that it almost covered her entire head. When she turned her head, the headdress turned with her, as if it was going to crush her head, which made people very worried.

When preparing, Feimei found that her headdress was a little crooked, so she adjusted it with her hands, and accidentally knocked a gem off the headdress. She quickly picked it up and said, "Fortunately it's not broken!" Then she carefully put the gem back on the headdress, fearing that it would fall off again.

Xiaoling was a plain girl. She wore a blue cloth dress without any decoration. She also wore a blue headscarf on her head, which looked very plain. However, the headscarf was too big, almost covering her entire head. When she walked, the headscarf kept shaking, as if it was about to fall off, making people want to take it off.

While getting ready, Xiaoling found that her headscarf was a little dirty, so she picked up a towel and wanted to wipe it. As a result, she accidentally dropped the towel into the basin, splashing water all over herself. She said helplessly, "Oh, what bad luck!" Then she changed another headscarf and continued to get ready.

After the seven of us finished dressing up, we went to the palace together. Along the way, we admired each other's outfits and kept teasing each other. Some said, "Look at you, you look like a nouveau riche!" Some said, "Look at you, you look like a flower fairy, but the flower is about to fall off!" Some said, "Look at you, you look like a fashionista, but the skull on the necklace is too scary!" Some said, "Look at you, you look like a fairy, but why does your face look like a big cat!" Some said, "Look at you, you look like a clown, the pattern on your face is too weird!" Some said, "Look at you, you look like an elegant and generous woman, but your lipstick is on your teeth!" Some said, "Look at you, you look like a simple girl, but you are really real!"

We arrived at the gate of the palace with laughter and joy. The guards couldn't help laughing when they saw our attire. We didn't care and walked into the palace with confidence. When we arrived in front of the main hall, we saw Zhu Di was already sitting on the dragon throne waiting for us. We quickly tidied our clothes and hair, and then walked into the main hall respectfully.

When Zhu Di saw our attire, he couldn't help but burst into laughter. He said, "What's wrong with you? You are all dressed so strangely!" We quickly knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, we are dressed up carefully to see you!" Zhu Di said, "Okay, you can stand up! But your attire is really funny!" After hearing this, we all lowered our heads in embarrassment.

The flowers on Yueying's pink dress were so big that they almost covered her entire body. When she walked, she looked like a moving flower field. From time to time, petals fell down, like a rain of petals, which made people laugh.

The skull necklace on Lily's neck kept shaking as she moved, and the skull's mouth opened and closed, as if it was talking to her, which was creepy and funny at the same time.

The white wreath of spring flowers was so big that it covered her entire head. She could only see things through the gaps in the wreath. She looked like a fairy walking out of the flowers, full of joy.

The princess's red hairpin was so long that it almost poked her eyes. Every time she moved, the hairpin would shake, as if threatening her, which made people very worried.

Feimei's purple headdress is dazzlingly gorgeous, and the gems on it sparkle in the sun, like a mobile jewelry display stand, making people want to take a second look.

Xiaoling's blue headscarf was so big that it covered her entire head. When she walked, the headscarf floated around like a balloon, like a person who had just been pulled out of the water, full of comedy.

Suddenly, I don't know who started it, but we all rushed forward, scrambling to strip the clothes of the eunuchs, palace maids, and Jinyiwei who served Zhu Di.

The palace maids, eunuchs and royal guards were so frightened by our sudden action that they didn't know what to do. They dodged and screamed!

But we didn't care about that. After finally taking off our clothes, we couldn't wait to put them on ourselves.

Yueying wore eunuch clothes and deliberately pinched her throat to imitate eunuchs' speech, making everyone laugh; the concubine sister wore palace maid clothes and walked there timidly, and occasionally flirted; Gege and Chunhua wore Jinyiwei's swallowtail coats, each holding three embroidered spring swords and gesticulating, looking like they didn't like red clothes but loved weapons.

Lily, wearing a palace maid's uniform, spun lightly, her pink skirt fluttering like a blooming flower.

Xiaoling wore eunuch's clothes, shook her head and imitated the old eunuch, took small steps, and muttered to herself, making everyone laugh.

I am not interested in the clothes of Jinyiwei, palace maids, and eunuchs! I only look at the dragon robe on Zhu Di with my eyes shining!

Suddenly, an irresistible impulse surged in my heart. I rushed towards Zhu Di recklessly, as if I was possessed. Zhu Di's face was full of astonishment. He obviously didn't expect me to do such a bold move. But before he could react, I had stretched out my hands and forcefully pulled off the dragon robe on his body.

Zhu Di's eyes widened, with a complex mixture of anger, shock, and disbelief intertwined on his face. However, at this moment, I was completely immersed in my own madness and didn't care about his reaction at all. I quickly put the dragon robe on myself, feeling its heavy weight and gorgeous touch, and an indescribable sense of satisfaction surged in my heart.

Then, I grabbed Zhu Di's arm and pulled him down from the high and mighty dragon throne. Zhu Di stumbled and almost fell to the ground. After he stabilized himself, he looked at me angrily and shouted, "How dare you do such a treasonous thing!" But I didn't care about his anger at all. I swaggered and sat on the dragon throne, posing as a superior person.

"What are you all standing there for? Why don't you bow down to me and shout long live the emperor three times!" I shouted at the top of my voice, and my voice echoed in the empty palace. Everyone was stunned by my sudden action, and the whole scene fell into a deathly silence.

Chunhua was the first to react. She looked at me with surprise, excitement flashing in her eyes, and then knelt down without hesitation.

"Long live! Long live! Long live!" Chunhua shouted.

The princess followed closely behind him, her eyes full of admiration, and she shouted loudly: "Your Majesty is wise!"

Xiaoling, Yueying, Feimei and Lili also came back to their senses. They knelt down while laughing, giving me all kinds of compliments and winks!

"Your Majesty is so handsome! I love him so much!" Yueying said excitedly.

"This is the true kingly demeanor of a king!" Chunhua added excitedly.

The princess smiled and said, "Your Majesty, what you did today will surely be remembered for generations to come and go down in history!"

Xiaoling was not to be outdone: "Brother Emperor, when you put on this dragon robe, you are truly the chosen son of heaven, the true Son of Heaven!"

Feimei and Lili were also chattering, pointing and looking very excited.

The eunuchs and palace maids all knelt down trembling with fear, and shouted in unison: "Long live the emperor! Long live the emperor! Long, long live the emperor!"

There was a hint of fear in their voices, but more of it was awe of the new "emperor"!

As for the Jinyiwei, they looked at each other, seemingly unable to believe the scene before them, but ultimately chose to obey and knelt down, shouting "Long live the king".

I sat on the dragon throne, listening to the crowd's cheers, and my pride grew. I laughed out loud, and my laughter echoed throughout the palace.

"I ascend the throne today and will make this world a new place!" I announced loudly.

Everyone shouted again: "Your Majesty is wise!"

In this commotion and chaos, Zhu Di's face was so gloomy that it seemed like water could drip out. He gritted his teeth, his heart filled with resentment and anger, but at this moment he was powerless.

"I will grant amnesty to the entire world so that the people can all feel my kindness!" I said loudly.

"Your Majesty is wise!" everyone shouted.

"I will also hold a grand banquet and invite everyone to celebrate my ascension to the throne!" I continued.

"Your Majesty is wise!" everyone shouted again.

In this way, a funny and absurd farce continued to be played out in this palace, and I, wearing the dragon robe that did not belong to me, lost myself in this illusory power...