I opened the Ming Dynasty

Although I know that I have traveled through time, who am I after traveling through time? Where did I come from? Where am I going?

I just can’t figure it out!

Just when I wanted to stand up and see what Master Wei, the manure-making machine, threw at me?

Is it a black tiger going into the water?

Or half a beef?

Could it be the poop he just pooped?

I'm suspicious!

Suddenly, a green hat hit me fiercely!

Before he could react, he saw another big gun coming at him like lightning!

"Clang" sound!

What a coincidence!

Daqiang actually nailed the green hat to the edge of the sandalwood table!

Right under my feet!

No! Judging from the situation before me, this Caoxieya Restaurant is very unfriendly to me!

Thirty-six strategies are the best!

I jumped off the table and ran towards the stairs!

But as soon as I reached the stairs and before I could even lift my foot, I felt two figures rushing towards me with a suffocating stench!

These two people were Master Wei who stank of corpse and Yang Shuna who smelled of jasmine!

Young Master Wei swept with his gun, and Yang Shuna swung her hammer and smashed!

I was caught off guard. Seeing the two of them coming at me fiercely, I quickly squatted down with my hands on my head!

He shouted, "Hurry up! There's a fire!

"Someone! There's a fire!"

Although my shout cannot compare to Lu Xiaofeng's Lion's Roar, it is also a desperate cry in extreme fear and panic!

Especially what I shouted made Master Wei and Yang Shuna stand there in shock!

I am totally confused!

The two looked at each other, looking around, and looking east and west!

There was no sign of fire inside or outside the Caoxieya Restaurant!

There are only bright lights all over the building!

The crowd is buzzing!

Cracking noise!

Crying for parents!

It’s boiling early in the morning like a pot of boiling porridge!

"Xiangtian! What are you yelling about, acting crazy? What's on fire?"

Yang Shuna crossed her arms in front of her chest and glared at me with a seductive look.

"Yang Shuna! Why do you haunt me wherever I go? Are you sure I'm really Xiang Tian?"

I am so mad at Yang Shuna!

I have to reveal my identity as a time traveler!

Wang Tianheng, who had been watching coldly on the side for a while, waiting to see Master Wei and Yang Shuna make a fool of themselves, suddenly rushed forward!

With his left hand on his waist, his right index and middle fingers flew up and down, poking my nose and saliva flying everywhere!

"What the hell? If you're not the son-in-law of the Niu family, Xiang Tian, ​​who else could you be?"

I looked at Wang Tianheng coldly!

She stared at him with disdain and said, "Oh! Yes, I should have been through the Naihe Bridge, but I definitely didn't drink Mengpo soup!"

"Otherwise I won't remember that I was Yi Shufeng! And not Xiangtian!"

"I may have come directly through the Yangguan Road to the era of Emperor Zhu Di six hundred years ago!"

After I finished speaking in such a rhythmic way, I was completely stunned!

Wang Tianheng, Master Wei and Yang Shuna were even more confused!

Because when I said this, every word was pronounced clearly!

That expression was definitely not nonsense!

It doesn't look like he's acting crazy or stupid!

It's absolutely unavoidable!

True feelings revealed!

Just as Wang Tianheng, Master Wei, and Yang Shuna were staring at me in a daze as if they had seen a ghost!

He bit her nose and pinched between her legs to prove that she was not dreaming!

A red cloud came crashing down!

"Xiang! Stop playing crazy and stupid! You're talking nonsense!"

"You don't know who you are? What a joke!"

"Then let me tell you: you are Xiang Tian, ​​the man who dominates the martial arts world, the most handsome man in the world, the one who swept the Yellow River and beyond, the one who won the most frost in the nine states with his sword at the Wudang discussion three years ago, and the one who is known as the Jade Sword Pretty Yama in the martial arts world!"

This red cloud that came crashing down brought words along with it!

The sound is piercing and the lingering sound is lingering!

"Are you all scared? Come on!"

A delicate and stern rebuke!

Ye Tiantian, like a fairy from outer space, broke into the room through the window!

"Swish" the guy untied his belt from around her slim waist!

After shaking it a few times in his hand, it turned into a sword that was over ten feet long and shone brightly with black light!

He shook the sword in his hand and it went straight between my legs like a fairy picking peaches!

"Go! Go! Chop him down first!"

Wang Tianheng, Master Wei, and Yang Shuna were united in their hatred of the enemy and screamed loudly!

They swarmed over me!

I won't panic anymore!

I thought to myself, "Since I have traveled through time and space to be a handsome and cool young man, he must be very good at kung fu!"

"Didn't Ye Tiantian say that I once conquered the nine states with my sword? Why not borrow these guys to practice with me first!"

"Can you prove whether my Kung Fu is really that good?"

Thinking of this, I reached out and pulled out the stick from my waist!

This stick!

The fist is as thick as ink and shines brightly!

It was taken for self-defense by Li Lili and I when we were going down the mountain in the black bamboo forest of Shennongjia yesterday afternoon!

Isn't it amazing? I broke it with my foot!

But what is incredible is that the black bamboo root, which is as hard as iron, becomes soft like a belt once it touches the human waist!

As soon as it leaves the waist!

In an instant, it became as loud as iron!

Just hear a "wooo" sound!

As soon as the black bamboo root left the waist, it was as if a tornado had erupted in the Caoxieya Restaurant!

The brilliant lights in the building suddenly went out!

moment!

You can't see your fingers!

There is no one on the other side!

But the sound of wailing and screaming suddenly surged!

Surging!

Tables, chairs and benches were smashed and flew everywhere!

The cups, plates and wine glasses were shattered in all directions!

When I saw this scene, I didn’t feel worried, but rather felt very happy!

Is this the only chance to escape from Caoxieya Restaurant?

I groped for the railing of the stairs as I walked, cherishing it!

While silently reciting Cao Cao's famous saying in Romance of the Three Kingdoms: I would rather let the world down than let the world let me down!

Who else would I be?

I am the only one!

Hmm! It seems that after traveling through time, I can learn Kung Fu without a teacher! I thought to myself, and became more and more delighted!

Unexpectedly! At this moment, two green lights whistled through the wind and shot straight at my throat and face!

I was terrified and quickly hid myself!

Wang Tianheng is also a strange existence in the world!

Not only is the most effective weapon, the cuckold is unique!

Earn the reputation of being the cuckold king in front and behind!

The darts used are also emerald green caps!

And when Cuckold strikes, he never misses his target!

How can the characters Li Xunhuan and Lin Shiyin, characters created by Gu Long as Little Li Flying Daggers, save their reputation?

I chuckled in my heart!

So, when I saw two green lights coming towards me with the force of wind and thunder, I knew something was wrong!

Being a son-in-law in the Niu Mansion!

Or travel through the Ming Dynasty!

Or give advice to Yongle Zhu Di!

The only thing I’m afraid of this time when I travel through time is this cuckold Wang Tianheng!

Because Wang Tianheng's cuckold rarely engages in close combat, he usually shoots from a long distance, hitting wherever he points!

Suddenly, two "pop" sounds were heard!

The two emerald green hat darts shattered with a sound!

Crystal clear fragments flew all over the room!

Two shining golden bullets fell in front of my feet!

Before everyone could come to their senses, a figure in yellow floated into the restaurant like the wind!

"what!"

Ye Tiantian, Wang Tianheng, Wei Gongzi, Yang Shuna!

They all exclaimed in unison!

They all looked at this sudden uninvited guest!

The woman in yellow has a graceful figure and is in her prime!