I opened the Ming Dynasty

He kicked it more than ten times in one breath, but except for the pain in his feet, not even a hair of the black bamboo that looked like it was cast in copper or iron fell off!

I had no choice but to lift Li Lili up and perform the land flying technique, knocking my knees against her chest, and hitting her buttocks with my heels, and ran all the way out of Shennongjia!

When we arrived at the foot of the mountain, the sun was already setting.

Both of them felt thirsty and hungry. After all, since they arrived at the Black Bamboo Forest of Shennongjia, they had been running wildly, fighting and killing all the way, not to mention how much energy they had consumed.

Now I ran out of Shennongjia and saw the smoke rising from the village fields. I felt even hungrier and thirstier!

Li Lili said, "Brother Xiangtian, can we find a family and exchange my golden slingshot for some food and drink?"

I said, "This mountain village is so poor that even if I eat for free, I can't swallow it. I'd better walk around and find a restaurant or a restaurant. Otherwise, this golden slingshot will be wasted!"

Li Lili said: "Then I can't walk anymore, you carry me!"

I sighed awkwardly and said unhappily, "Lili, didn't you carry me all the way from the Osmanthus Inn to the Black Bamboo Forest of Shennongjia? I see that it's not hard for you to carry me, and you run really fast! It's better for you to carry me, the more capable you are, the more work you can do!"

Li Lili rode on my back and said, "What did you say? I've been carrying you for so long that you've become a bad person? You men can't be nice to me, otherwise you'll easily take advantage of me! Right? Right?"

Lily rode on me, grabbed my ears with her two little hands, and giggled while shaking them.

I carried Lili on my back while running and asked, "Lili, have you ever heard of Zhu Bajie carrying his wife on his back?"

Lily said: "No!"

I asked, "Have you ever been to school? Have you ever heard teachers talk about the Qin Emperor, Han Emperor, Tang Emperor, and Song Emperor?"

Li Lili asked, "Are you talking about food?"

I was running with Li Lili on my back when I was suddenly stopped by a pale-faced but strong lady!

The old lady asked eagerly, "Young man, is your wife about to give birth? Come on, take her home! Hey, which village are you from? I deliver babies for dozens of miles around here, how come I have never seen you before? Oh, what a handsome boy, what a pretty wife, you will definitely give birth to a pair of porcelain doll-like twins..."

After hearing what the midwife said, Lily, who was on my back, giggled with joy and fell on my back, unable to straighten up.

After running all over with sweat on my face, I finally arrived at a crowded and bustling market.

As you can see in this market, the streets are not wide but very clean and flat, and there are many shops on both sides of the streets, covering everything.

Teahouses, cigarette stands, steamed bun shops, pedicure shops, barber shops, silk shops, there is nothing they don’t sell, except what you can’t think of!

I carried Li Lili on my back and walked around the street looking for a restaurant.

Just think about it: I am a handsome, heroic boy in royal blue clothes, snow-white cape, and proud and heroic spirit; Li Lili is a beautiful girl in light yellow clothes, floating in the air, with a stunning appearance.

In that era when physical contact between men and women was not allowed, a handsome boy would carry a beautiful girl on his back and walk around the street looking for a restaurant. Isn't that cool?

In fact, Li Lili has already set her eyes on three restaurants and restaurants, namely: Chang Baicao Restaurant, Gaowangshan Restaurant, and Hanxihe Yiguodun!

However, she slapped me three times to ask me to stop, but I just ignored her.

I am determined to find a high-end, classy and upscale restaurant that deserves a good reputation!

Otherwise, it would be unworthy of his current capital and Li Lili on his back.

Suddenly, I was startled by a huge golden object at the left corner of the street!

I stopped to take a closer look and found that it was a huge straw sandal about three meters long.

Judging from the texture, it should be a combination of bamboo silk, wheat straw, gold and silver threads. It sparkles and shines in the sun!

Especially the shape of the shoes, they seemed to have been kicked out from a five-story wooden building. If you suddenly saw them, you would be shocked!

The heel of the big straw sandals is facing west, and the toes are facing east. Six large, glaring red characters are written on the instep of the sandals: Caoxieya Restaurant!

"Yeah! This is it!"

I talked to myself.

Suddenly I felt like I was given an injection of chicken blood and became more energetic!

He held Lili's buttocks tightly with both hands and lifted her up to her back, saying, "Lili, ride tight! I want to sprint!"

After saying that, I used the land flying technique and rushed straight to the restaurant.

Knees knocked against chests, heels slapped buttocks. Dongdongdong, dongdongdong, dongdongdongdongdongdongdong…

It's like running to the rhythm as if following the beat of a drum.

The eight burly waiters at the restaurant entrance failed to stop me. They stared at me in amazement as I, a handsome boy, carried a beautiful girl on my back and flew into the restaurant from the eighty-four steps in front of the restaurant entrance!

He went up to the second floor, the third floor, the fourth floor, and finally stopped at the fifth floor with an arrogant and disdainful attitude.

When I put Li Lili down and was about to take a closer look at the fifth floor of the restaurant, a dozen people came up behind me, stumbling, swaying, screaming, and making all kinds of ugly moves!

The eighteen men before the fight were all tall and strong, with broad backs, faces full of flesh and mouths full of oil.

Although he was wearing a black shirt and waistcoat with a white towel on his shoulders, it was rare to see a waiter with such a ferocious and domineering look!

As the eighteen boys and girls stepped onto the floor, an old sow rolled up behind them.

Li Lili and I were both very surprised. We lowered our heads and looked carefully, only to find that it was not a pig!

But he is a person who is so fat that he looks like a pig!

No need to ask, this person must be the shopkeeper.

As expected, this fat man in a cream-colored silk gown and a cream-colored flowered hat stumbled forward, bowed to me and Li Lili with a fake smile, and said, "Excuse me for being so rude, but may I ask if you, young master and young lady, are here to eat in our restaurant?"

I hurriedly answered the question, "Are you the shopkeeper? Is your last name Zhu? Is your name Zhu Wuneng or Zhu Bajie?"

The fat man's face froze for a moment, then he smiled brightly and said, "Well, I'm the manager of the Caoxieya Restaurant. My last name is Zhu, but I'm not Zhu Bajie or Zhu Wuneng. My name is Zhu Pigu."

"puff"

Li Lili finally couldn't help laughing out loud.

I raised my sword-like eyebrows, my starry eyes shone, and I coldly looked at the eighteen strong waiters in front, behind, and around Zhupigu, who were staring at me with a fierce look and full of provocation, and said, "Pig butt, do you really have a pig's brain? What else can we do in the restaurant if not to eat and drink? Do you have a back scrub, a pedicure, or a sauna?"

"Yes! Yes, yes, yes! We have them all! Sir, we have everything you mentioned in our Caoxieya Restaurant!"

The fat shopkeeper Zhu Pi Gu’s quick answer left me dumbfounded!