I opened the Ming Dynasty

Just as Zhao Chunhua was slapping Yang Shuna in the face, I suddenly felt a tightness around my waist!

The force was so strong that it seemed to strangle me in half!

I just uttered "ah" halfway and then I couldn't make any more sound!

In the last moment before I completely lost consciousness, I saw Niu Xiaoxia with a flushed face, looking ferocious and complacent, winking at me and giving me a fake smile!

……

When I opened my eyes, I found that I was being carried by someone and walking briskly on a mountain road with dense grass and forests.

The person who was carrying me was not tall and felt very thin. My body was lying on his back, just like sleeping with a pillow between my legs.

But you can feel that this person is very strong and runs even faster, almost like flying!

There was a whistling sound in my ears. This person was running on the tips of grass leaves!

Is this the legendary Flying on the Grass?

Judging from the sound, it seems that there is someone following us.

"Li Lili! How did you train? You're not big, but you're really strong! Is this the Kung Fu of flying on grass?"

Someone behind me asked with a gasp.

When I heard this voice, I immediately became energized!

Because it was Li Xiaoling's voice.

It took me a lot of effort to turn my dizzy and heavy head behind me.

I glanced sideways and saw a few familiar figures following us closely.

The one following closest is Zhao Chunhua, behind Chunhua is Li Xiaoling, behind Xiaoling is Feimei, and behind Feimei is Gege.

I remembered that at the stone steps of the Osmanthus Inn, I had ordered Li Xiaoling, Feimei, and the twelve or thirteen-year-old drinking girl to go back and hunt for the princess who had fallen behind.

It seems that Gege has been found.

So the person I'm riding is a bartender?

Xiaoling’s question just now should be to the bartender. It turns out that the bartender’s name is Li Lili?

I was just wondering when I heard the little guy I was riding on say, "Sister Xiaoling! Yes! This is flying on the grass, also known as floating on the water! Dai Zong, the speedster on Mount Liang, was able to travel a thousand miles a day and eight hundred miles a night because of this skill. He ran faster than Lu Bu's Red Hare!"

"It's okay that you run fast, but how come you are so strong? Brother Xiangtian is so big that he is pressing down on you like the Five Elements Mountain pressing down on Monkey King, but not only are you not pressed down, you are carrying the Five Elements Mountain and running like flying in the clouds! It's so scary!"

Chunhua, who said this, is actually quite good at leg and footwork. She was the first person following closely behind me!

Lao Tzu said: Loud farts don't stink, and stinky farts don't make noises. I guess the 749 mute farts I just let out without making any sound were because Zhao Chunhua ate enough and inhaled enough!

"Sister Chunhua! This strength is innate, it can't be trained. Look at Li Yuanba, the best hero of the Sui and Tang dynasties. Isn't he powerful? He is less than five feet tall, skinny and withered, but he can wield a pair of 800-jin-weight drum hammers."

As if to avoid the thorns, the wine girl Li Lili paused for a moment and then said, "I am awesome! I am even more powerful than Li Yuanba, the leader of the Four Fierce Hammers and Eight Great Hammers!"

"Hey! Little guy! I told you you're fat and you're out of breath? Tell me how you can be stronger than Li Yuanba?"

When Xiaoling asked this question with a smile, one could already hear her panting and looking very tired.

"I heard from my barbecue-selling mother that when I was still pregnant with her for ten months, I often carried her up and down and ran around the world."

When the wine girl Li Lili replied, I could tell that she was still calm and her breath was as fragrant as an orchid. Even though I was riding on her back and was as heavy as a mountain, to her, I was just as light as a feather.

During the conversations between Chunhua, Xiaoling and the wine girl, I felt much more clear-headed and energetic.

I slowly supported Li Lili's thin shoulders and sat up on her back.

"Hey! Brother Xiangtian is awake!"

Zhao Chunhua, who was already tired, with a red face and thick neck, and sweat on her nose and temples, suddenly shouted and cheered.

"Brother Xiangtian!"

Xiaoling shouted and rushed over, signaling Li Lili to stop.

I was just about to smile brightly in response to Zhao Chunhua and Li Xiaoling's concern for me.

Suddenly I felt my body shaken and I was thrown up like a barbecue bag. Before I could figure out what was happening, I fell heavily to the ground.

It fell right in front of Feimei's feet who was following closely behind.

"Brother Xiangtian! You finally woke up! I carried you on my back for three days and two nights. I was so tired!"

After the wine girl Li Lili shook me off her back, she sat down on the thorny and weed-covered mountain road, feeling relieved.

Although she looked calm and composed, unlike Zhao Chunhua, Li Xiaoling, and Feimei, who were panting like princesses, she was obviously in low spirits.

But I was really annoyed that she threw me off her back without any warning!

A man like me, Xiangtian, who is young, promising, tall, strong, handsome and good-looking, is loved by everyone wherever I go, whether before or after the time travel. Flowers bloom when I see them, money comes to me when I see money, and profit throws itself into my arms when I see profit.

How could anyone dare to disrespect and neglect my beauty?

I tapped the ground with my feet, jumped up, rolled up my sleeves and stood in front of Li Lili, looking down at her delicate and exquisite oval face, just wanting to slap her hard in the face!

"Lili! Why did you suddenly throw Brother Xiangtian off your back without saying a word?"

While helping me dust off my clothes, Zhao Chunhua spoke to Li Lili who was sitting on the ground.

"Brother Xiangtian! Are you hurt? Let me rub it for you!"

Li Xiaoling hugged me and looked me up and down, while giving Li Lili a very dissatisfied glance!

The concubines and princesses also looked suspicious, puzzled, and dissatisfied, and even looked at Li Lili with vigilance, as if they were facing a formidable enemy!

"Yeah! I, I felt so uncomfortable since last night when I was carrying Brother Xiangtian! Brother Xiangtian hadn't woken up yet, and I had been holding it in. As soon as I saw him wake up, I relieved the pressure..."

Seeing that Zhao Chunhua, Li Xiaoling, the concubine and the princess all looked at her in a hostile manner, Xiao Lili spoke a little nervously and a little aggrievedly.

"Does Brother Xiangtian have a car, a house, or a balance?"

Li Lili suddenly asked this.

"Brother Xiangtian has no house, no car, and no balance, but I do!"

My sister gave me a sly glance and said.

"Sister Chunhua! Have you seen Brother Xiangtian's car, house, and balance?"

Xiaoling turned her head and looked at Zhao Chunhua with a silly and naive face and asked this.

Chunhua's face suddenly turned red, just like the fiery clouds when the sun rises in the east...