I opened the Ming Dynasty

Emperor Zhenwu was so excited that he looked like a madman who had just escaped from a mental hospital. His expression was so exaggerated that it seemed as if all the facial features were dancing. His eyes were as big as copper bells, flashing a fanatical light, and his mouth was almost stretched to his ears. He mentioned Jackie Chan to Shuiying with his hands and feet dancing.

"My dear daughter, you must listen carefully to what your father is telling you about Jackie Chan. Jackie Chan, wow, he is one of the most influential action actors in the Chinese film industry! He is simply a world-renowned movie star, like the brightest star in the night sky, and it is the kind of super-bright star, shining so brightly that it can blind people's eyes, just like someone holding a strong flashlight directly into your eyes. He is the super hero in the movie world, who would not give a thumbs up when seeing him? Just like everyone sees the legendary hero, that kind of admiration arises spontaneously. He is known for his unique action comedy style and difficult He is known for his extreme stunts and is known as the King of Kung Fu. Hey, that action-comedy style is like a crazy circus performance, which is really lively. The movements in it are like a clown performing a farce, which is hilarious and thrilling, making people laugh until their stomachs hurt and tears come out, just like someone is tickling you. Those difficult stunts, wow, it's like risking your life, every time you watch it, you will be scared and feel that your heart is about to jump out of your throat. He is like a fearless adventurer, going to heaven and earth in the movie, challenging all kinds of limits, as if nothing can stop him. "

The more Zhenwu Emperor spoke, the more excited he became. He was like a chicken with blood injected into it. He seemed to be completely mesmerized by Jackie Chan's charm, as if he had been cast under a spell. "His movies are extremely popular all over the world. Their popularity is like the spread of a virus. Nothing can stop it. You see, once a virus breaks out, it spreads rapidly. His movies are the same. They become popular all over the world in an instant. People all over the world are crazy about his movies. The movie theaters are packed like ant nests. His movies are like a magical magic that attracts people of different skin colors and languages. Whether they are yellow-skinned Asians, white-skinned Europeans, or black-skinned Africans, they are all mesmerized by his movies. From "Police Stories" to "A From "The Plan" to "Rush Hour", each of his movies is a classic among classics, like a shining pearl. In "Police Stories", his brave and fearless image is like a real super policeman, the embodiment of justice. His fighting scenes in it are so exciting, just like two lunatics fighting, every punch hits the flesh, every punch is powerful, every kick is full of momentum, making people excited, as if they are in that fierce battle. In "The Plan", the scene where he falls from the clock tower is so jaw-dropping that your jaw will drop to the ground and shatter. He is like a madman who is not afraid of death. He dares to do anything for the effect of the movie. Just like the moment when he jumped off the building, it felt like he was going to be shattered, but he just completed it so magically, which is really amazing and amazing. "Rush Hour" made him famous internationally. His partner with foreign stars is simply seamless, just like two psychopaths making trouble in the world. The tacit cooperation is like one person, perfectly blending comedy and action, bringing endless joy and excitement to the audience. "

"Also, he also won the Oscar Lifetime Achievement Award. What a great honor! This honor can knock people out, just like a mountain of gold suddenly fell from the sky and hit you directly on the head. The Oscar Lifetime Achievement Award is like a big gold brick falling from the sky, and it is a super big and super heavy gold brick that hit Jackie Chan on the head, making him a legend in the film industry. This is an honor that filmmakers all over the world dream of, just like winning the first prize in the lottery. Many people can't wait for it in their lifetime, but Jackie Chan got it so easily. The moment he stood on the podium, he was like a king accepting the worship of his subjects, majestic and awe-inspiring, and his aura could freeze the air around him. His achievements are not just these movies and awards, he also brought Chinese Kung Fu to the world, letting people all over the world know how powerful Chinese Kung Fu is. He is like a Kung Fu missionary, spreading the charm of Chinese Kung Fu everywhere, just like a messenger delivering a sacred mission. Wherever he goes, it's like a Kung Fu whirlwind that sweeps the whole world, making people curious and yearning for Chinese Kung Fu."

Emperor Zhenwu took a breath, and the sound of his breath was like a bellows, and then he said: "It's so impressive to have such a man as a son-in-law! If you marry Jackie Chan, you will be the happiest woman in the world. When you walk on the street, others will look at you with envy, just like looking at a queen, with eyes full of jealousy and admiration. You will become the focus of everyone, and it will be like a spotlight following you wherever you go. Your life will be full of glory and brilliance, just like living in a dreamy fairy tale world, with golden light everywhere. Jackie Chan can bring you everything you want, wealth, fame, status, everything, just like a treasure house with endless treasures. He is like an omnipotent god who can satisfy all your wishes, whether you want mountains of gold and silver or the stars and the moon, he can get them for you."

The Mizukage curled his lips, and the movement of his lips curling was as if he had eaten the sourest lemon in the world. His face was full of disgust as if he had seen a pile of stinky dog ​​shit, the kind that had been exposed to the sun for several days and emitted a disgusting smell. "Dad, please stop talking nonsense. Jackie Chan's career is indeed brilliant, I don't deny it, just like the sun rises from the east every day, this is an obvious fact. But his job is full of dangers and challenges, I will be worried about him all day long. Maybe one day he will be injured, wouldn't I be heartbroken? He is like a madman, doing those dangerous actions in the movie all day long, without considering his own safety at all, like a robot without pain. He jumped from a tall building, the height is like falling from the sky to the ground, it feels like he can be smashed into a meat pie; falling from a cliff is like falling into a bottomless abyss, never able to climb out; flying out of a car is like a cannonball, does he think he is Superman? I don't want to worry about whether he will die all day long, it feels like walking on a tightrope every day, trembling. What I want is someone who can stay with me safely, not a madman who can get hurt at any time. I don't want to live in fear every day."

As the Mizukage spoke, he waved his hands vigorously. His hands were like two brooms waving wildly. The amplitude of the movement was so large that it almost brought out the wind. It really was like he was driving away an annoying fly. And it was not an ordinary small fly, but a super big and super annoying fly. This fly was like being cast under a spell. No matter how hard you try, you can't drive it away. It keeps dangling in front of you, buzzing non-stop. The sound is so loud that it can make people's heads explode, making people want to take a fly swatter and slap it to death.

"And his life is also quite complicated. It's as complicated as a tangled mess, but not just an ordinary tangled mess! This tangled mess is like it was deliberately mixed together by countless mischievous elves. Each twine is entangled with other twines and twisted into all kinds of strange shapes. It's so messy that you can't find a clue. It's like you walked into a maze with no exit. The more you want to get out, the more confused you get. I don't want to get involved. If I go in, I'll probably be tangled up by those twine and can't even move. He has been in the entertainment industry for so many years. What kind of place is the entertainment industry? It is a big melting pot and a whirlpool, with all kinds of people and things mixed in it. He must have been in it for a long time, and there must be a lot of messy things, just like a big box full of all kinds of strange things, and there are all kinds of strange things in this box. There are sparkling jewels, but these jewels may be fake and can fool you if you are not careful; there are old shoes that emit strange smells, representing those bad rumors and scandals; there are also some mysterious little boxes, you don’t know whether they contain surprises or shocks, just like opening Pandora’s box. ”

"Let's talk about his affairs with those female stars. When he was working with Zhang Ziyi on Rush Hour 2, some of his movements, eyes and body language at the press conference were very ambiguous, which made people feel that something was wrong. As for Fan Bingbing, at several events, they acted so intimately that they looked like a couple in love, hugging and touching each other's faces. Anyone who saw this would have a lot of imagination. When Xu Jinglei was filming The Warlords with him, rumors of something ambiguous between them were all over the set, and those intimate scenes were described in great detail. When Kim Hee-sun was filming The Myth with him, the gossips that came out during the filming, such as flirting on the set, caused a lot of trouble. When Gillian met him at some events, some of his actions were photographed and triggered all kinds of speculation and discussion. Joey Yung was the same. When she attended events with him, the way she interacted with him seemed to cross the line, causing fans to murmur in private."

"And Lin Peng, when she attended an event with Jackie Chan, some of Jackie Chan's behaviors towards her made people feel very inappropriate, as if he was touching a little girl. That scene was really embarrassing. The Wu Qili incident caused a lot of uproar, involving a series of complicated emotional disputes, and the entire entertainment industry was shocked. Then there is Zheng Xiyi, at a certain event, there were some strange rumors about her interaction with Jackie Chan. And Yang Caini, when she worked with Jackie Chan in the early years, there were also some rumors about their relationship. These are all evidence of his complicated life! He is like a playboy. This big radish is not ordinary big, and there are many potholes on it. Each pothole seems to hide an unclear love story. He is like a bee flying around in the flowers. The flowers in the flowers are colorful and varied. He is a bee. When he sees a flower, he wants to go up and collect nectar, regardless of whether the flower has honey or not. Lord, is there any thorn? He is always flirting with women, isn't he afraid of getting thorns all over his head one day? I don't want to be with such a person. What I want is a simple and pure relationship, like a clear stream, you can see the bottom at a glance, without those muddy things. I don't want to be scared all day, afraid that someone will suddenly appear one day and tell me that he is his other lover. I don't want to deal with all kinds of complicated relationships, such as ex-girlfriends and gossip objects. I don't want to be involved in these messy things. He is like a bomb that can explode at any time. The fuse of this bomb is very short. Maybe at any time, it will go off with a "bang" and blow my life to pieces. At that time, my life will be like a city that has been bombed into ruins, a mess, and nothing will be left. Humph, don't think he is so powerful. He is not good enough for me. He does not meet my requirements for a partner at all. He is like a beautiful but ill-fitting dress. No matter how beautiful it is, I will not wear it. "

The Mizukage turned around and continued to complain to the Zhenwu Emperor, her expression was like an enraged tigress, with her teeth and claws bared. "Although his movies are wonderful, they are all earned at the cost of his life. I don't want my partner to work so hard. He should pay more attention to his family instead of taking risks outside all day. Does he think he is a hero? He is just a selfish person who only cares about his own movies and honors, like a pirate who only knows how to chase treasure without considering the feelings of those around him. What I want is a responsible person who can take good care of the family and give me a sense of security, like a solid castle that can shelter me from the wind and rain. Jackie Chan is completely unqualified in this regard. He is like a house without a roof and can't provide me with any protection at all."

The Mizukage became more and more excited as he spoke, like a lit powder keg. "Also, he is so famous, there must be a lot of people who are jealous of him. Maybe one day someone will frame him, and then I will be implicated, right? I don't want to live in fear, like I am living in a conspiracy every day. What I want is a low-key and ordinary person who can live a quiet life with me, like two fish swimming in a calm stream, free. Jackie Chan is not suitable for me at all. He is like a dazzling sun. The light is too strong and will burn me, just like I am a fragile piece of ice that will soon melt under his strong light. What I want is a gentle moon that can bring me peace and comfort at night, just like the moonlight sprinkled on my body, that kind of soft feeling makes people feel at ease."

Mizukage paused, his eyes suddenly widened like bells, his eyes were full of fear, his hands began to wave wildly, as if struggling, and then he said: "Oh my, Dad, think about it, Jackie Chan's fans are as numerous as ants in an ant nest, so dense that you can't count them, like a black ocean. If I were with him, wouldn't I be stared at by his crazy fans all day long? When I walk on the street, I guess before I take two steps, a large group of people will surround me, and their eyes are like hungry wolves seeing meat, staring at me all the time. They stare at me like they can see through me. Then someone will point fingers at me and shout that I am Jackie Chan's girlfriend, and the voice is as loud as thunder. Humph, I don't want that! I don't want to live a life without any privacy. I feel like a bug under a magnifying glass, and my every move is seen clearly by others, as if I am a transparent person. What I want is someone who can enjoy ordinary life with me, like the kind of person who can eat stinky tofu with me at a roadside stall and feel the unique I like to enjoy the taste of food, bargain with the stall owner for a few cents in the market, and enjoy the ordinary but real fun. But I am not a big star like Jackie Chan who is always in the spotlight. Wherever he goes, there are flashes of light flashing, like a big light bulb that can glow. The light is so bright that it dazzles my eyes. If I were with him, wouldn’t I be blinded by the flash? I don’t want to live a life of fear and worry about being secretly photographed and talked about. Jackie Chan can’t satisfy me in this regard. He is like a star in the sky. I'm like a kite flying high in the sky, but I just want to find someone who can walk firmly on the ground with me. Maybe one day his fans will be too crazy and kidnap me, and then threaten Jackie Chan to make more movies. Oh, it's scary to think about it. I don't want to fall into that kind of dangerous and troublesome situation. It's simply a nightmare. What I want is a quiet and ordinary life, not a lively scene where I'm watched and admired by people all day long. No matter how good Jackie Chan is, he can't do this. He doesn't meet my requirements at all. Humph, I don't want to be with him!"