I opened the Ming Dynasty

Emperor Zhenwu frowned, his eyebrows were like two twisted braids, his expression was solemn as if the universe was about to face a catastrophe, and he said, "My daughter, let's talk about Simba today!

This guy really caused a huge storm on the Internet!

He was like a supernova that suddenly exploded in the universe, with an astonishingly great impact force. The influence was like a super tornado, roaring in and leaving a mess wherever it went!

The momentum was simply impossible to ignore, as if the overlord of the universe had arrived and was going to trample everything under his feet.

His live broadcast selling scene was so lively, like a grand carnival party, except that this party was more like a crazy farce.

There are so many fans, like a migrating army of ants, so densely packed that it’s impossible to count them. It feels like the entire online world is filled with his fans, just like the universe has been occupied by some strange little creatures.

His fame was like riding a rocket, soaring into the sky in an instant, faster than a meteor, so amazing that people could not help but marvel, as if he was the ruler of the universe that suddenly appeared!

This guy is like a shining star on the Internet, shining brightly!

But this light is a bit like the strange light in the universe that can confuse people. Every time he broadcasts live, he can attract countless people's attention, just like a magnet attracts iron filings, and it is a super strong magnet that firmly absorbs everyone's attention, whether it is good or bad.

His charm seems to have magic that makes people involuntarily attracted to him, just like a mysterious black hole force in the universe, pulling everything around him towards him, but behind this magic are all some deceptive tricks!

His live streaming style is unique and full of energy, just like a crazy clown shaking his head, sticking out his butt and pooping on the stage in front of everyone!

It makes people feel as if they are in a world full of surprises and excitement, except that these surprises are often frightening, and the excitement is the kind that makes people's blood pressure soar.

His fans are loyal to him, like a group of loyal guards, guarding the idol in their hearts, but these guards are all brainwashed idiots!

Every word he says can arouse enthusiastic response from fans, as if he is their leader, leading them forward in the online world, but this leader is a dog who loves to eat poop in the wind!

His influence is not limited to live streaming sales, but has extended to various fields, becoming a powerful force in the online world. He is like a dark force in the universe, infiltrating everywhere and causing unrest in the online world!

He is also like a legendary figure, creating his own glory in the online world. However, this glory is like a castle built of foam in the universe, which looks gorgeous but will actually break with a poke!

His story has inspired countless people to believe that they can realize their daydreams in the online world!

But his story is more like a beautiful lie that has fooled everyone. His success is not accidental, but the result of his hard work and talent?

Humph! That's not hard work or talent, it's just crooked ways and deception! He proved with his own actions that as long as the tree doesn't have bark, the person doesn't have shame, and he does everything for money, even if it means eating shit, he can make a name for himself in the online world!

But this world is built on the pain and economic losses of countless consumers!

In short, Simba is an existence that cannot be ignored in the online world, just like a garbage planet in the universe that constantly emits a foul smell!

His influence and charm are amazing, but one is amazed at how he could be so shameless?

His story has inspired countless people, encouraging everyone to see how bad a person can be.

He is like a dazzling star, illuminating the sky of the cyber world, but this star is a disaster star, bringing disaster wherever he goes!

My daughter, do you think someone as ‘excellent’ as Simba can serve you footbaths and empty the chamber pot, and become our son-in-law?

People like him should be pushed into the toilet and flushed down the drain!"

After hearing this, Mizukage snorted coldly without comment. That snort was like the piercing alarm of a shabby spaceship in the universe. Her pretty face was instantly filled with contempt and disdain, as if she had seen the most disgusting creature in the universe!

She said slowly, "Dad, Simba is very popular, but there are so many problems. His live streaming seems to bring a lot of benefits to everyone, but in fact, there are so many problems that even this basket cannot hold all his troubles."

"When he was live, he was so excited that his voice was so loud that it could blow the roof off. The sound was like the roar of an exploding asteroid in the universe. His emotions were so high that he seemed to have been injected with chicken blood, and it was the kind of crazy state that was like he had been injected with ten tubes of chicken blood!

In order to sell the product, he dares to say anything! His advertising slogans are one after another, just like a big liar in the universe who specializes in deceiving the residents of small planets! For example, he always shouts "Family, hurry up and place your order"!

When he shouted this, many people were confused, just like a group of small spaceships in the universe whose navigation was disrupted by a powerful gravitational wave, and they placed orders and bought things in a daze.

As a result, after buying it, I found out that it was not what I really needed. Isn’t this a pure waste of money?

It's like throwing money into a black hole in the universe, it's gone and never comes back!

And when he was introducing the product, his mouth was as sweet as honey, and he could make a pile of shit smell delicious! But the actual situation is not like that at all!"

“Also, the quality of the products he sells is so unreliable, just like those broken spaceships in the universe that look beautiful but are full of faults inside.

After some products are purchased by consumers, all kinds of problems arise, just like opening a Pandora's box full of disasters!

This shit doesn't put much thought into selecting products, or it just pursues sales and profits without strict control over product quality. It's like a greedy businessman in the universe, selling anything that can make money, no matter whether it's good or bad!

This has caused some consumers' trust in him to plummet. They feel that they have been cheated by him, just like being robbed by space pirates, and are filled with grievances and anger.

This Simba is simply a 'selling dog meat under the guise of selling mutton - in name only,' he is selling dog meat under the guise of selling goods with integrity, but what he sells is dog meat that deceives people!"

Emperor Zhenwu frowned even more tightly, his brows were like two small galaxies fighting in the universe, and he said in a deep voice: "Daughter, let's talk more about Simba.

This guy is now notorious on the Internet. His behavior is simply unbearable, just like a stray dog ​​that always likes to show off its colorful scars at a dinner party to attract attention! "

The Mizukage was full of disgust and said angrily, "Dad, Simba is really arrogant to the extreme!

During the live broadcast, he often speaks arrogantly and acts as if he is the best in the world, like a self-proclaimed dictator in the universe.

He feels like the entire online world revolves around him. If things don't go his way, he'll speak ill of others. His mouth is like a gun that sprays venom in the universe. Whoever messes with him will be in trouble!

He is like a disgusting toad, sitting in a well and looking at the sky. He thinks he can do whatever he wants just because he has some fame and wealth. He doesn't know his own limitations!

This guy is like a tyrant, treating the Internet world as his own territory and doing whatever he wants."

“You see, the incident of him selling fake bird’s nests caused quite a stir, just like a huge explosion in the universe that attracted the attention of the entire universe!

It was clearly false advertising, but he refused to admit it and tried every means to cover up the truth, just like a thief in the universe who was caught and still desperately denied it. This behavior of deceiving consumers is simply insane!

He is like a demon devouring people's trust! He has seriously damaged the rights and interests of consumers and greatly reduced people's trust in online shopping. It's like a bridge of trust in the universe has been blown to pieces by him!

He doesn't care about the interests of consumers at all, and all he thinks about is how to make more money!

He is just 'reaching out of the coffin - asking for money', he is even willing to skin the dead body of the consumer!"

"Also, he often stirs up disputes on the Kuaishou platform, like a troublemaker in the universe. When he has conflicts with other anchors, he never solves them rationally, but instead attracts attention by verbally abusing them, just like two planets in the universe going to war over a trivial matter.

His behavior not only destroyed the harmonious atmosphere of the platform, but also brought extremely negative impacts to the majority of netizens, just like a dark energy in the universe polluting the entire galaxy.

He is like a cancer, seriously deteriorating the Internet environment!

He is like a 'rotten apple that spoils the whole barrel'! He has made the whole good pot of the Internet world stink!"

After hearing this, Emperor Zhenwu said angrily: "This man is indeed extremely abominable! He must be held accountable for his actions and we cannot allow him to continue to be so arrogant and domineering!

What the online world needs is positive energy and integrity, just like the universe needs light rather than darkness! "

In the human world, Simba's bad behavior attracted widespread attention and criticism, just like the evil deeds of a bad guy in the universe were known to the residents of all planets.

Although his live streaming sales model once attracted many people, just like a trap in the universe once attracted many small creatures, his various ugly behaviors have made everyone lose trust in him, just like the small creatures discovered the danger of the trap.

His arrogance, narrow-mindedness, and serious damage to the Internet environment have made people deeply realize that such people must not be tolerated, just like the universe cannot tolerate a villain who causes destruction everywhere!

Simba is a clown in the Internet age! He rose to prominence through some tricks, just like a thief who gets rich by stealing treasures. After he gained some fame and wealth, he became too proud to care about himself. He forgot his last name.

He thought he could do whatever he wanted, treating consumers as fools and ignoring other anchors, just like an ignorant and arrogant monster looking down on all other creatures.

His success is indeed largely due to the crazy pursuit of those brainless fans. These fans are just like a group of mindless sheep, fooled by Simba's sweet words!

Simba's few casual words were like a spell, making them completely lose the ability to think!

They followed Simba blindly, like a group of soulless puppets being led by an invisible string.

These fans don’t care whether the things Simba sells are good or not. As long as Simba recommends it, they will rush to buy it as if they were possessed!

They have no judgment of their own, just like a group of headless flies. They don't even consider whether they really need these things, as if whatever Simba says is the truth, and it is a treasure that must be possessed!

Just like a follower of a cult blindly believing the words of the leader!

They are the best example of “being sold but still helping others count money – so stupid”!

It's like the dumbest creature in the universe, who is happy even when being taken advantage of!

Tell me, how stupid is this? It's like a few people with ulterior motives gathered together and spitted at everyone, saying that the stinky and disgusting shit is the most delicious thing in the world, and boasting that eating this stuff can nourish yin and strengthen yang, prolong life, just like eating thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum or ten-thousand-year-old ginseng!

As for those fans, they seemed to have been cast under the most evil spell. They completely lost their minds, their eyes were as big as copper bells, flashing with fanatical light, and they believed this absurd nonsense without hesitation!

Look! When these people heard that eating shit could nourish yin and strengthen yang, and prolong life, they immediately went crazy!

They rushed to the pile of shit in a hurry, as if the "treasure" would disappear if they were a little late.

Moreover, they didn't care when the shit was taken! Even if it was just finished and still steaming, the hot steam was wrapped in a pungent stench that made people want to vomit all their internal organs, but they seemed to be unable to smell it. They opened their mouths wide, their faces were filled with excitement and stupidity, and they rushed towards the fresh shit. The scene was simply a nightmare, and it was impossible to watch!