I opened the Ming Dynasty

Emperor Zhenwu said: "My dear daughter, today I want to talk to you about Mr. Bean!

This person is unique in the world, with extraordinary charm, just like a unique comedy planet in the universe, exuding an irresistible attraction. "

Mizukage frowned slightly and said, "Dad, who is this Mr. Bean? I have never heard of him. Is it another unreliable recommendation like last time? The person you mentioned last time was simply a 'weirdo planet' in the universe, not what I like at all. Don't fool me this time."

Emperor Zhenwu raised his head slightly and said slowly: "This Mr. Bean is a legendary figure in the world, like a super dazzling comedy star on earth, lighting up people's entertainment sky.

His performance style is unique, full of wit and humor, like a new magical energy in the universe that can instantly break the dull atmosphere.

His works are like a magic wand of joy, which can make people laugh with a simple wave. The laughter is like a grand party in the universe, which can break through the clouds of worries and make everyone forget all worries, as if entering a happy universe without sorrow.

“His classic pictures are still widely circulated among people, just like the most classic legendary stories in the universe are passed down in various galaxies.

Look at Mr. Bean driving his small old car. That old car is like a shabby but interesting little spaceship in the universe.

He stumbled along the way and encountered all kinds of problems. Sometimes the tire was flat, and then the brakes failed. It was like he encountered various asteroid impacts and energy failures in the space channel, but he was always able to overcome the dangers. The scene was even more exciting than playing the "Chicken Eating" game. Every thrilling moment could make people sweat, and then couldn't help laughing.

There was also him shopping in the supermarket, he would argue with me for half a day over a broccoli, he looked like a silly and cute 'Husky', staring at the broccoli, sometimes holding it in his arms like a treasure, sometimes complaining that it was too expensive or not fresh enough, his tangled expression and funny movements made people laugh, just like seeing a little alien in the universe confused about the food on Earth. "

"He was sunbathing on the beach, which should have been a relaxing and pleasant scene, but he was chased all over the beach by a small crab.

He looked so panic-stricken, like a cosmic warrior encountering a super monster. He used his hands and feet and ran crookedly. His funny look seemed like he was performing a funny version of "Tom and Jerry", except that he was the mouse being chased and wanted to fight back from time to time, but always made himself more embarrassed. It was like a funny farce in the universe.

Every movement and expression of his is full of humor, just like a funny character from a comic book. Every expression of his is like a comedy scene carefully drawn by a cosmic painter, exaggerated and cute. "

“His works are often full of fantastic ideas, just like the universe is full of countless mysterious treasures waiting for people to dig.

For example, putting yourself in a suitcase and trying to sneak onto a train is a brilliant idea, just like a hidden level in a game, which is unexpected.

He was like a naughty cosmic elf, trying his best to get into that tiny suitcase and curl himself up into a ball. The picture was simply hilarious.

There was also a time when he was watching a movie in the cinema, but his various funny actions attracted the attention of people around him.

He imitated the exaggerated movements of the characters in the movie, and then got flustered because the popcorn was scattered all over the floor. The scene was like a real farce, like a chaotic little planet in the universe, full of all kinds of unexpected fun things. "

“His humor not only makes people laugh, but is also a spice of life, like the magical spice of happiness in the universe, sprinkled in every corner of life.

In this stressful era, Mr. Bean is like a stress-relieving artifact, making people relax instantly, as if they have entered a utopia full of joy, like a mysterious paradise in the universe with no pressure but only laughter.

His existence lets people know that even the most dull life can become interesting because of a little surprise or incident, just like a dull planet in the universe becomes full of life because of some interesting little creatures. "

"My daughter, think about it, if you have someone like this by your side, wouldn't your life be filled with laughter and joy every day?

It's like celebrating April Fools' Day every day, with surprises and joy bombs exploding around you every day. How fun that life would be."

Mizukage listened to her father's introduction but was not moved. Instead, she shook her head slightly, like a spaceship slightly adjusting its direction. The corners of her mouth slightly raised, revealing a hint of disdain, like a noble princess in the universe looking down on ordinary things. She said slowly, "Dad, it sounds like Mr. Bean has some funny skills, but what does this have to do with my daughter's lifelong event?

What my daughter wants is not a "happy guy" who can only make people laugh. Besides, can being funny make a living? Can it bring a stable life to my daughter? Isn't this just "funny men have no love"? He is like a cosmic clown who can only show off. But life is not a stage. You can't just laugh all day long. You have to have some real skills.

My daughter doesn’t want the rest of her life to be filled with laughter but no depth, just like the universe being filled with bright light but no mysterious dark matter.”

The Great Emperor Zhenwu frowned slightly, and his frown was like two rays of light in the universe thinking, and he patiently explained: "My daughter, please listen to what your father has to say.

Although Mr. Bean makes a living by being funny, his talent and charm cannot be underestimated, just like an asteroid in the universe that looks ordinary but contains huge energy.

His influence on the world is enormous, and he has countless fans, just like a star in the universe surrounded by countless small satellites.

If you are with him, you will definitely become the focus of everyone's attention. How proud you will be, just like the most dazzling combination of a princess and a prince in the universe.

Moreover, having him in my life is like having a mobile 'joy-making machine', making me happy every day. Isn't that good? It's like there is a joyful celebration every day in the universe, and I will never be bored. "

The Mizukage crossed his arms in front of his chest, like a wise man in the universe ready for a debate, and snorted softly, "Dad, don't be fooled by his superficial appearance.

Although Mr. Bean's performance has its merits, it is not perfect. First of all, his performance style is too exaggerated and childish, like a child who will never grow up, like a naughty little urchin in the universe, always staying in the stage of playing.

In some important occasions, such behavior is simply a "large-scale social death scene", which makes people so embarrassed that they can dig out a three-bedroom apartment with their toes. It's like a super embarrassing black hole appeared in the universe, sucking away all the good atmosphere. "

"He always does some bizarre things, like attending formal events in his pajamas. It was like an alien in strange clothes breaking into a solemn interstellar meeting.

Or they might suddenly break into a strange dance in a serious situation. That dance was like a chaotic energy fluctuation in the universe, without any sense of rhythm, yet still self-intoxicated.

Isn't it obvious that he is unreliable? Being with him, my daughter has to be worried every day, fearing that he will do something weird again, just like being in the universe and always worrying that her planet will be hit by a naughty meteor.

This is not looking for a husband, it's just like looking for a 'naughty child' to take care of, just like a nanny in the universe who has to keep an eye on naughty little monsters. "

"Furthermore, his humor is often based on some absurd plots, lacking depth and connotation, just like those short videos that only focus on funny effects. After watching them, you just laugh and nothing is left, just like a brief flash in the universe that disappears in an instant.

Life can't always be so superficial. What my daughter wants is a man who can communicate with her soul, who has depth and thoughts, rather than a funny 'funny' who is like a toy that can only make simple laughter and has no soul at all. "

“Also, the nature of his job means he’ll often be in the public eye, which is troublesome.

My daughter doesn't want to live a life without privacy, being stared at every day, like an animal in a zoo, with her every move being watched by people.

It's like 'When you're in the arena, you're bound to get hurt'. You never know when you'll be dragged into some inexplicable trouble, just like an innocent planet in the universe being dragged into an interstellar war."

After hearing his daughter's words, Emperor Zhenwu fell into deep thought, just like a quiet planet in the universe thinking about its own destiny. After a moment, he said, "What my daughter said makes sense, but Mr. Bean may also have his difficulties, just like every planet in the universe has its own troubles.

Maybe he was cursed by the god of comedy and can only bring joy to everyone in this way."

The Mizukage turned around and looked at the Zhenwu Emperor with a firm gaze, which was like two sharp lasers in the universe, and said, "Dad, no matter what difficulties he has, it can't be an excuse for his lack of depth in his performance and unreliable behavior.

A truly outstanding person should not only bring joy to others but also convey something valuable, just like those great mentors in the universe who can not only make you laugh but also teach you knowledge.

What my daughter wants is a man with substance, responsibility, maturity and stability, not someone like Mr. Bean who only focuses on superficial funny things.

He is a typical 'good-looking body, but an interesting soul weighing over 200 pounds', but my daughter doesn't want this type of person. She wants someone who is like a mysterious and profound star of wisdom in the universe."

Emperor Zhenwu nodded slightly and said, "My daughter is right. I have indeed not considered it properly. Then tell me what are the shortcomings of Mr. Bean?"

As a father, I want to see how many more "surprises" this guy has waiting for us, just like exploring a planet full of unknowns in the universe."

The Mizukage raised her chin slightly, like a proud little princess in the universe, and after thinking for a moment, she said, “This Mr. Bean may also have some problems in his life.

Although his performance was wonderful, that was only him on the stage after all, just like an actor in the universe who shines brightly on the stage but may be a completely different person off the stage.

Who knows if he is this funny in real life? Maybe he is a dull and boring person in private, just like a planet in the universe that looks colorful on the surface but has no life inside.

Moreover, his humor may just be a performance and not his true character, just like the false appearance that some creatures in the universe show to disguise themselves.

It’s like those internet celebrities, they are one way in front of the camera and another way in private, as if there are two parallel worlds in the universe.

My daughter doesn’t want to be fooled by appearances and end up with someone who is ‘not what she thought she was looking for’, which is like looking for treasure in the universe and only finding a pile of rocks.”

“Also, his performance is sometimes too deliberate, and he tries to be funny just for the sake of being funny, just like those forced comedy variety shows. It feels very forced, like an unnatural fusion of energy in the universe.

Real humor should be natural, like the harmonious and symbiotic ecosystem in the universe, not deliberate. His performance style will make people feel aesthetic fatigue after a long time, just like eating too much sweets will make people sick, just like looking at the same scenery in the universe for a long time will eventually become monotonous and boring. "

“Also, his works sometimes contain inappropriate behavior, which, although intended to be funny, may have a bad influence on some people, especially children.

They may imitate his behavior without knowing that these behaviors are inappropriate in real life, just like some small planets in the universe blindly imitating the dangerous behavior of large planets, which may eventually lead to disasters. Isn't this "misleading the young", just like a bad example in the universe spreading negative energy. "

Emperor Zhenwu sighed, and that sigh was like a helpless breeze in the universe, and said: "It seems that Mr. Bean does have many shortcomings.

I thought he was a good candidate, but I didn't expect him to have so many problems. It's like a seemingly beautiful cosmic gift box, but when you open it, it's full of scrap metal and has no value at all."

The Water Shadow walked up to the Zhenwu Emperor, gently took his arm, like a small satellite around a large planet in the universe, and said, “Dad, you can’t recommend anyone to your daughter casually anymore.

"I have to think carefully about my daughter's lifelong event. Mr. Bean is definitely not a good match for my daughter. He is like a planet in the universe that looks glittering but is actually full of dangers and problems. I have to stay away from him, otherwise my daughter's happiness will be like a small spaceship in the universe, easily lost in his chaos and problems, and finally crashed into a black hole of troubles."

Emperor Zhenwu nodded and said, "Okay, I understand. Then let's look at other candidates. But, daughter, do you have any criteria in mind?

You have to tell me about it, like giving me a cosmic guide to choosing a spouse."

Mizukage lowered his head slightly, a blush on his cheeks, like a shy asteroid in the universe, and said softly: "The son-in-law my daughter wants must first be honest, trustworthy, and responsible. He cannot give up his principles for the sake of profit, just like those 'positive energy bloggers' who stick to the bottom line and spread the light of justice in the universe.

Secondly, you must be talented and motivated, able to achieve something in your own field and become the pride of your daughter, just like those scientists in the universe who are constantly exploring new fields and creating new miracles.

Furthermore, one must know how to care for others, be loving and compassionate, and not be like a 'steel straight man' who does not understand romance. One must be like the warm sun in the universe, shining on every life.

Finally, I want to have common interests and hobbies with my daughter, understand and support each other, just like the best teammates in the game, and go hand in hand in the adventure of the universe. "