I opened the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 305 Pan Dalang's Medicine

The Great Emperor Zhenwu smiled, and that smile was like the warm sunshine from the sun. There was a glimmer of expectation in his eyes, as if he had discovered the clue of a mysterious treasure in the universe. He said, "My dear daughter, today I want to tell you about Pan Dalang. He is quite famous in the world, like a shining little star on the earth. He may be your good match. Who knows, he may bring you unexpected fun, just like opening a cosmic gift box full of surprises."

A trace of doubt flashed across the lively eyes of Shuiying, like two meteors streaking across the night sky. She frowned slightly and said, "Dad, who is this Pan Dalang? I have never heard of him. From which corner of the universe did he emerge as a mysterious figure? Could he be a guy with special abilities like an alien?"

Emperor Zhenwu raised his head slightly, and his posture seemed to be fishing for information in the long river of memory of the universe, as if he was recalling the deeds of Pan Dalang, and he slowly said: "This Pan Dalang, whose original name was Pan Changjiang, is a well-known artist in the world. He is like a magical dwarf elf, famous for his huge performance energy despite his short stature. The skit was performed vividly, as if he had a magical performance magic pocket. Every time he took out a performance, he could make everyone laugh in an instant. The laughter could break through the clouds, like a shock wave of joy in the universe, spreading far and wide. He was full of energy on the stage, as if he had endless energy, like a small robot equipped with a super battery, jumping around to bring countless happy moments to everyone. Those happy moments were like grand parties in the universe, very lively."

"His works are either full of life wisdom, like a mysterious book in the universe that contains countless life secrets; or they show the true feelings of the world, which are like the warmest sunshine in the universe, which can melt the icebergs in people's hearts. His works always have a unique charm, just like a mysterious gravity in the universe that attracts the audience. He seems to be a catalyst for human joy, lighting up people's lives with his performing arts, just like lighting up the dark little planets in the universe."

After listening to her father's introduction, Mizukage did not show any joy. Instead, she shook her head slightly, the amplitude of which was like a spaceship slightly adjusting its direction, and said slowly: "Dad, it sounds like Pan Dalang has some skills in acting, but what does this have to do with my daughter's lifelong event? My daughter doesn't want someone who can only make people laugh on the stage. He is like a clown robot who can only be funny, but life is not a stage. You can't laugh all day long. You have to have some real talent."

Emperor Zhenwu smiled slightly, with a hint of comfort in his smile, and patiently explained: "My daughter, please listen to me. Although Pan Dalang makes a living by performing, his talent and fame can also bring us glory. He founded ByteDance. Oh, look at my memory, haha, I was wrong, it was not him who founded ByteDance. But Pan Dalang is also good in his own field. In this vast world, he is like a unique planet with his own light. Not to mention his acting talent, he has been doing well in the field of live streaming sales recently, just like breaking into a new world on the commercial planet of the universe."

Mizukage's expression instantly became serious, as if a danger signal had suddenly appeared in the universe. He snorted and said, "Dad, don't be fooled by his superficial glory. I have heard about the farce of Pan Dalang selling wine live. It was truly a 'wonderful' cosmic disaster!"

"You see, when the live broadcast started, the scene was like a carefully planned cosmic scam. Pan Dalang walked into the live broadcast room wearing a flashy outfit and a smile on his face. His smile was as fake as a plastic star in the universe. He first shouted at the top of his voice: 'Family, today Uncle Pan has brought you a rare wine. This opportunity is as rare as a meteor hitting the earth in the universe. Don't miss it if you pass by!' This shout, like a cosmic broadcast, attracted a lot of people to watch the fun."

"Then, he picked up a bottle of wine and started to brag. For example, he picked up a bottle of Moutai Tiger Year Commemorative Wine, and his movements were so exaggerated that it seemed like he was showing off a cosmic artifact. He held the bottle high and shook it under the light. The light reflected by the bottle was almost blinding, just like the confusing light of evil forces in the universe. He started to brag: 'Family members, look at this bottle of Moutai Tiger Year Commemorative Wine, it is the best of the best wines! It is produced only once a year, and when you drink a bottle, there is one less bottle. It is like a unique mysterious treasure in the universe, and it is extremely collectible! In the outside market, the price of this wine has always been more than 4! I am not making this up, it is a real price.' He patted his chest as he spoke, and he looked like he was the biological father of this wine."

"Then, Pan Dalang started making up stories. His expression suddenly became mysterious, and he lowered his voice and said, 'But today, in Uncle Pan's live broadcast room, I got the price down for my family! Let me tell you, the CEO of Moutai Group had a long talk with me last night, and only agreed to lower the price to the lowest for Uncle Pan's sake. If you don't believe me, I'll call the CEO now!' He pretended to take out his phone, and his acting was so poor that he looked like a little robot in the universe who had just learned to perform. He also said something like, 'In order to get the price down, I personally found the chairman of Moutai Company. We have known each other for more than ten years, so he should give me some face. I got him drunk last night and asked him to sign a contract. The price within 2 yuan is determined by me. I have a lot of authority, so I have the right to set the price!' This story is like a fantasy novel in the universe, full of loopholes."

"Then he started to sell: 'Today, this bottle of wine originally priced at more than 4 yuan, but in my live broadcast room, it only costs more than 2 yuan! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, my family! Uncle Pan also put in a little money myself, just to thank everyone for supporting me for so long. If you miss this opportunity, you will never find such a cheap good wine again!' His expression, sometimes excited as if he had won the cosmic jackpot, and sometimes pretending to be reluctant to give up, was simply an Oscar-winning performance, but in fact he was just fooling people."

"That's not all. He picked up other bottles of wine and praised each one of them. He said the wine tasted as mellow as the sweetest nectar in the universe and drinking it could prolong life. He said the winemaking process was as unique as the secret of a mysterious race in the universe and could cure all diseases. He almost said it could make people ascend to heaven. He was talking so much in the live studio that it was like a clown performing hard in the universe."

"During this process, when the audience had doubts, he started to play tricks. When someone asked how the quality of the wine was guaranteed, he avoided the question and either said, 'Uncle Pan, how could I deceive you?' or 'I drink this wine myself, how can I sell it if it's not good?' But in fact, his words are like bubbles in the universe, which burst at the slightest poke. He also kept urging everyone to place orders, saying that the inventory is limited, as if the end of the universe is coming and these wines are the last life-saving supplies. The whole live broadcast process was a chaotic and ugly farce, deceiving those consumers, just like the innocent lambs in the universe fell into the trap of the big bad wolf."

Emperor Zhenwu frowned slightly, and his frown was like two rays of light in the universe thinking. He asked, "Oh? What's going on? I don't know. Is there some secret like a black hole in the universe? Is this secret like the evil force hidden behind the dark matter in the universe, quietly manipulating everything and making him do such a thing that harms the interests of the public?"

The water shadow snapped his fingers, and that snap was like a magical command in the universe, saying: "Look at Pan Dalang, when he was selling wine live, he was simply blinded by greed, like a greedy little monster in the universe. For that little profit, he completely threw his image and reputation behind his head. He unscrupulously exaggerated the quality and efficacy of the wine. That behavior is even very likely to be suspected of false propaganda, just like spreading false treasure information in the universe. This is not only irresponsible to consumers, it is simply an outrageous betrayal, just like a space warrior betraying his own planet. The reputation he has worked hard to accumulate over the years was trampled on by himself. It's like throwing a precious pearl into a quagmire. The pearl struggles in the quagmire but can no longer shine. The scene of live streaming selling wine is not a normal business activity. It is clearly an ugly farce, just like a group of clowns in the universe performing a chaotic farce. Pan Dalang was eloquent in the live broadcast room, praising the inferior wine to the sky, just like saying that the most common stone in the universe is a magical magic gem, deceiving innocent consumers. Those consumers are like little sheep in the universe who are kept in the dark. And this kind of behavior is just the tip of the iceberg of the ugly phenomenon of live streaming sales. Today's live streaming sales field is full of all kinds of false propaganda, shoddy products, and high prices. The evil of fraud is like the universe is full of all kinds of traps and scams. Those anchors will do anything to make money, completely disregarding the rights of consumers and the laws of the country. They are like a group of greedy hungry wolves, with green light in their eyes, frantically plundering the wealth of the people. The scene is like a cosmic thief robbing a cosmic bank. The chaos of live streaming has not only seriously damaged the interests of consumers, but also caused a huge impact on the commercial order of the entire society, just like a meteorite shower in the universe hitting a beautiful planet. From a more macro perspective, if this bad atmosphere is not curbed, it will inevitably harm the country and the people in the long run. It will make people lose interest in business. Losing trust and confidence in the market is like a cosmic creature losing hope in its own living environment. The country's economic development requires a healthy and orderly business environment, but the ugly behavior of live streaming is like a termite, constantly eroding the foundation of the national economy, just like an evil worm in the universe gnawing at the tree of life. It makes it difficult for companies that really make products to survive, just like a sapling that strives to grow in the desert is crushed by a big rock. Let consumers fall into endless consumption traps, just like falling into a bottomless black hole in the universe. This kind of behavior that harms the country and the people must be severely rectified, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous, just like the universe is facing the crisis of destruction. "

After hearing his daughter's words, Emperor Zhenwu fell into deep thought, just like a quiet planet in the universe pondering its own destiny. After a moment, he said, "What my daughter said makes sense, but Pan Dalang may have his own difficulties. Maybe he is controlled by the dark forces in the universe. Haha, I was just joking."

Mizukage turned around and looked at Zhenwu Emperor firmly. His eyes were like two sharp lasers in the universe. He said, "Dad, no matter what his difficulties are, they can't be a reason for him to deceive consumers. If a person doesn't even have basic integrity, how can he be trusted? He is like a cosmic businessman without credit. Who dares to do business with him? What my daughter wants is an honest, trustworthy and responsible person, not someone like Pan Dalang who will do anything for the sake of profit. Such a person is like a time bomb in the universe, which may explode at any time and hurt the people around him."

Emperor Zhenwu nodded slightly and said, "My daughter is right. I have indeed not considered it carefully. Then tell me what other shortcomings Pan Dalang has. I want to see how many more 'surprises' this guy has waiting for us."

Mizukage raised her chin slightly, her posture was like a proud little princess in the universe, and after thinking for a moment, she said: "This Pan Dalang and the 'Pang Ga Friendship' make people extremely disappointed in him. As an elder, he advised Ga Zi not to get involved in live streaming sales, and his words were sincere. He looked like a wise elder in the universe imparting experience and caring about him. But in a blink of an eye, he was deeply involved in it and couldn't extricate himself, like a funny character in the universe who slapped himself in the face. Isn't this inconsistent in words and deeds, and going back on his word? Where is the demeanor of an elder? Where is the integrity? He is like a fickle little monster in the universe, unpredictable and untrustworthy. This behavior is like building a false lighthouse in the universe, leading people in the wrong direction."

Emperor Zhenwu sighed, and that sigh was like a helpless breeze in the universe. He said, "It seems that Pan Dalang does have many shortcomings. I thought he was a good candidate, but I didn't expect him to have so many problems. It's like a seemingly beautiful cosmic gift box, but when you open it, it's full of junk."

The Water Shadow walked up to the Zhenwu Emperor, gently took his arm, like a small satellite in the universe circling a large planet, and said, "Dad, you can't recommend anyone to your daughter casually in the future. You have to think carefully about your daughter's lifelong event. This Pan Dalang is definitely not a good match for your daughter. He is like a planet in the universe that looks shiny but is actually full of dangers. You have to stay away from him."

Emperor Zhenwu nodded and said, "Okay, I understand. Then let's take a look at other candidates. But, daughter, do you have any criteria in mind? You have to tell me, just like giving me a cosmic guide to choosing a spouse."

Mizukage lowered his head slightly, a blush appeared on his cheeks, like a shy asteroid in the universe, and said softly: "The son-in-law my daughter wants must first be honest, trustworthy and responsible. He must not give up his principles for the sake of profit like Pan Dalang, but must be like the superhero in the universe who upholds justice. Secondly, he must be talented and motivated, and be able to achieve something in his own field, just like the scientists in the universe who are constantly exploring new fields and creating new miracles. Furthermore, he must know how to care for others, be loving and compassionate, just like the warm sun in the universe, shining on every life. Finally, he must have common interests and hobbies with my daughter, and be able to understand and support each other, just like two planets in the universe that attract and orbit each other and live in harmony."

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