I opened the Ming Dynasty

I was just gazing at these sixty-odd long legs and wondering about it when I heard a burst of brutal pig-killing screams that rushed into my ears and echoed throughout the woods.

It was also accompanied by the surging sounds of girls' delicate scolding and angry shouts.

When I looked in the direction of the sound, I was stunned!

This is too bloody, too scary, too funny and too refreshing!

How come Wang Tianheng, a young talent who was once known as the richest second generation in the Ming Dynasty and the leader of the Four Young Masters of Jianghu, is so weak in the face of adversity?

How could he be beaten into a state worse than pigs and dogs by four beautiful young girls?

Or was he beaten with a wine bottle?

Look at Wang Tianheng. His round, fleshy bald head has completely changed its appearance and looks like a shaved bowling ball!

His eyes were swollen into a line, his ears were pulled like a palm-leaf fan, his nose was upside down, and all his teeth were broken.

Looking at him again, his green robe had been torn into pieces, with holes everywhere, revealing bloody, bruised, red, and purple wounds...

But I was very confused. Why could Wang Tianheng, who had been beaten worse than a pig or a dog and looked like no human at all, still be able to hover three feet off the ground with his toes pointing downwards without falling?

I was wondering and wanted to stand up and take a closer look.

Suddenly, there was a "thump" sound, and Wang Tianheng fell down all of a sudden, lying on the ground in a big "character" shape.

At the moment when Wang Tianheng was lying dead, I vaguely saw a black shadow behind him...

I rubbed my eyes and looked again, but there was nothing, nothing to see!

What was going on? I was so shocked that I couldn’t lie still any longer. I jumped up and landed beside the “corpse” Wang Tianheng.

"Hey! Brother Xiangtian! You, you woke up? Are you okay? Does your head still hurt?"

Tiantian in red suddenly saw me standing proudly in front of her, looking down at the "corpse", and she couldn't help but feel surprised and happy.

"Is Wang Tianheng dead?"

I asked.

"He must be really dead. He wouldn't be pretending to be dead to scare people like you did before!"

She rolled her eyes at me sweetly.

"Sisters! You've seen it too! Wang Tianheng, one of the main culprits who brought disaster to us, has been killed by our Huhua Escort Agency. Now there are no obstacles in front of us and no pursuers behind us. We are all free. No matter which mountain sect or gang organization we come from, we can go back to where we came from. Let's go home!"

Looking in the direction of the sound, I saw Zhao Chunhua standing where I had been lying on my back, as graceful as a flower reflected in the water or a willow swaying in the wind. The man in black, number seven or eight, wearing a black scarf and black tights, who was closest to her, seemed to be sincere and persuading her.

"You are Zhao Chunhua, the flower-guarding fairy who is the leader of the five golden flowers of the Flower-Guarding Escort Agency, right?"

Finally, a "black guy" dressed in black from head to toe spoke.

The voice is crisp and pleasant, with a sweet lingering sound, just like the melodious voice of a girl, like a nightingale singing in a valley or a lark.

"Yes! I am Zhao Chunhua from Xiaoxiang Flower Protection Escort Agency. The four sisters are Ye Tiantian in red skirt, Tian Mi Mi in green skirt, Zhang Tuantuan in yellow shirt, and Chen Yuanyuan in green skirt."

Zhao Chunhua regained her heroic spirit and excitedly introduced everything to the woman in black who had just asked the question.

"Then, who is the man you call Brother Xiangtian?"

The woman in black seemed to turn her head towards me and asked Zhao Chunhua again.

Zhao Chunhua's pretty face flushed instantly, she lowered her head and twisted her neck to glance at me, smiling as she said, "He! He is the hero who rescued us five sisters from the underground lair of the scumbag Wang Tianheng and Niu Ren! He is so powerful!"

Hearing Zhao Chunhua praising me like this in front of others, I couldn't help but feel a little dizzy...

"Since Sister Liying has been so honest with us, and we have finally seen the light of day, we should stop playing tricks and covering our faces. We should also take off our masks, be honest with each other, and introduce ourselves!"

When the woman in black said this, she looked at Zhao Chunhua, then glanced around at the thirty or so "black goods" around her.

Obviously, her words were a double entendre, directed at Zhao Chunhua as well as the "black stuff" who followed her.

Before she finished speaking, the woman in black raised her hand and a black scarf was torn off, revealing her true face!

The moment I saw her true face, I was stunned and petrified on the spot!

Why is this woman in black so beautiful?

How can they be more beautiful than my Zhao Chunhua and Ye Tiantian?

The woman in black had sweeping eyebrows, triangular eyes, a small cherry mouth, protruding ears, a hooked nose, and a face full of pockmarks that made her look like a thief!

Why does she look so much like my other dream lover besides Zhao Chunhua before I traveled through time, the inspirational goddess Yang Shuna?

To be honest, before I traveled through time, in my heart and dreams, Yang Shuna had a status in the world that was neither more nor less than an idiot, but just the right amount.

In terms of appearance, she is on par with Wang Zhaojun; in terms of figure, she is on par with Zhao Feiyan; in terms of temperament, she is on par with Li Qingzhao; in terms of emotional intelligence, she can make Wu Zetian speechless; in terms of IQ, she can make Zhuge Liang embarrassed; in terms of financial intelligence, she can make Shen Wansan bankrupt; in terms of family, she is a good wife and mother to her husband; in terms of career, she is not like any role and is consistent in playing herself!

This is Yang Shuna! My Yang Shuna! In my heart, besides Zhao Chunhua being number one, she is the second Yang that no one can shake!

Why am I so lucky?

Let's talk about time travel! My classmate Li Gang traveled back to the prosperous Tang Dynasty and became a fat pig waiting to be slaughtered in a farmer's house in Zhumadian, Henan; my friend Yang Wei traveled back to the Qin Empire and became a donkey kept in the house of Lu Buwei; although they also traveled to a good era with peaceful days, they were either donkeys or pigs, and they didn't even have the chance to be human!

Why is this?