I opened the Ming Dynasty
Chapter 149: Daughter's Wedding Night
The red candle swayed gently, reflecting the moonlight and Xueqi's shy and charming face.
Just as I was immersed in this warm atmosphere and looking forward to a better life in the future, a thunderous noise suddenly broke the tranquility.
"Bang!" The door of the bridal chamber was slammed open by a huge force, and Zhu Di, along with a group of eunuchs, guards, and followers, rushed in like a tide.
Zhu Di's face was flushed, veins bulged on his forehead, and his wide-open eyes revealed a bit of drunkenness and mania!
He was wearing a gorgeous dragon robe, but it looked a little messy, and the crown on his head was tilted from side to side, swaying precariously.
"Haha, daughters and sons-in-law, I'm here!"
Zhu Di laughed so loudly that the beams seemed to tremble.
I knelt down hastily, my heart filled with fear and helplessness: "Your Majesty! Oh! Father-in-law, what are you doing..."
"Get up, get up, there are no so many rules tonight!"
Zhu Di waved his arms, completely ignoring my attempts to stop him, and walked straight towards Yueying and Xueqi.
Yueying and Xueqi shrank back in horror, their eyes filled with helplessness!
Zhu Di ignored me and sat down on our marriage bed, and started to shout: "My daughters, do you know the beauty of this husband-wife relationship? I must teach you well!"
His beard trembled as he spoke, and the flesh on his face trembled.
Yueying and Xueqi's faces instantly turned red like ripe apples, and they wished they could find a hole in the ground to crawl into!
I quickly stepped forward and tried to dissuade him: "Father-in-law, please stop talking, this is really inappropriate!"
Zhu Di glared and shouted, "What? I can't even speak?"
Then, he actually started to pull at Yueying and Xueqi's clothes, muttering, "Let me see if this wedding dress fits me?"
Yueying and Xueqi screamed in fear and tried their best to protect their clothes.
"Your Majesty, this is absolutely ridiculous!" I shouted angrily.
Zhu Di, however, seemed to be possessed and ignored my protests.
He danced in the bridal chamber, sometimes picking up the fruits on the table and throwing them around, sometimes blowing out the lamps and pulling out the candles with his claws and teeth...
"What kind of crap is this? It's not worthy of my daughter!"
As he spoke, Zhu Di snatched an exquisite bronze wine jug that was said to have been used by King Zhou of Shang. His face turned red, his eyes widened, and he cursed, "What a piece of crap!" Then he threw it to the ground.
There was a loud "clang" and the precious bronze wine jug deflated instantly, rolling on the ground several times before it came to a stop.
The eunuchs, guards, and attendants not only did not stop it, but instead made faces, fanned the flames, and cheered and made a fuss.
"Your Majesty is mighty! Your Majesty is domineering!" They shouted at the top of their lungs, with fawning expressions on their flattering faces.
"When I was newly married, the bridal chamber was much more lively than this! Emperor Taizu did the splits, held his head high, and somersaulted on my wedding bed, causing the bed to collapse..."
Zhu Di boasted loudly at the top of his voice, with saliva flying like raindrops.
As he spoke, he gestured with his hands and feet, as if the scene was right in front of him. "Emperor Taizu's kung fu is unmatched! I was stunned at the time!"
He became more and more excited as he spoke, and the flesh on his face shook as he spoke. He looked both absurd and funny.
After hearing this, the eunuchs, guards, and attendants burst into laughter, and the entire bridal chamber became a mess.
At this time, Zhu Di saw the phoenix crowns and pearls on Yueying and Xueqi's heads, and without saying a word, he reached out to take them off: "This headdress is too ordinary, I will change it for you better!"
Yueying and Xueqi held on to the phoenix coronet tightly, hiding here and there, tears welling up in their eyes.
I begged again: "Father-in-law, please let them go!"
Zhu Di suddenly jumped up, pointed at my nose and cursed: "You ungrateful thing, I am doing this for your own good! Don't you really know that the bridal chamber is meant to be noisy? The more noisy the couple is, the more loving they will be, and the more children and grandchildren they will have?"
Afterwards, Zhu Di set his eyes on the brocade quilt on the bed. He pulled it hard and threw it to the ground: "What a tattered quilt! Change it to one with gold and silver threads!"
He made a mess in the bridal chamber, it was so horrible that I couldn't bear to look at it!
Suddenly, Zhu Di saw the wedding wine on the table. He grabbed it, gulped it down, and then threw the empty wine glass aside: "This wine tastes too light, go get me some Wudang Chaoyang wine!"
"Your Majesty, this is the wedding wine between the son-in-law and the ladies!" I shouted in despair.
Zhu Di wiped his mouth and said nonchalantly: "It is your honor that I drank it!"
At this moment, a eunuch ran in in a panic and whispered something in Zhu Di's ear. Zhu Di's face changed drastically, and he turned around and shouted to us: "I have something urgent to do, so I'm leaving first!"
After saying this, he left in a hurry with the eunuchs, guards and followers, leaving the bridal chamber in chaos.
Yueying, Xueqi and I just breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that this farce was finally over.
But unexpectedly, just as they were about to continue fighting, another group of palace maids and eunuchs rushed in, holding all kinds of strange things in their hands.
"In compliance with His Majesty's order, rearrange the bridal chamber!"
So, they started to mess around in the bridal chamber, making the already messy bridal chamber even more chaotic!
Some moved furniture around, some scribbled on the walls, and some placed all kinds of incompatible decorations randomly.
It was already late at night when we finally waited for them to finish their fight and leave.
Yueying, Xueqi and I sat tiredly on the bed, looking at each other, unable to cry.
"Brother Xiangtian, what should I do? How could I have such an eccentric father?" Yueying said sobbing.
Xueqi also looked helpless: "This is incredible! I don't think the emperor is such a ridiculous person!"
I scratched my head, still puzzled: "This is indeed a bit strange!"
Just as we were regrouping and preparing for war, Zhu Di's voice came from outside the door again.
"I'm back again!"
"Bang!" The bridal chamber door opened!
Zhu Di was seen standing at the door drunk, holding a huge sword in his hand that he had gotten from somewhere.
He staggered and his eyes were blurry.
"It suddenly occurred to me that I should show you some swordplay to liven up the atmosphere!"
As Zhu Di spoke, he staggered back and forth in the bridal chamber, waving his sword left and right, scaring us so much that we dodged everywhere.
"Your Majesty, please stop!" I shouted in horror.
Zhu Di danced more and more vigorously and ignored me completely.
At this moment, two guards suddenly stepped forward, knelt on one knee and said, "Your Majesty, let us dance with you and add some excitement to the bridal chamber of the Prince Consort!"
Zhu Di laughed loudly and said, "Good, very good!"
The two guards stood up, drew their swords, and danced with Zhu Di.
At first, their movements seemed normal, but gradually, I found something was wrong!
Not only are their swords becoming more and more powerful, but they are also approaching me like a shadow...
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