I opened the Ming Dynasty

It seems like I was born to be a poor student!

Since I started learning to write with a pen, I have been listless as soon as I pick up a pen. I always lean my head on the desk, write crookedly, and roll my eyes in response to the teacher's big eyes rolling at me!

Every Monday I was dragged to school by my mother crying, I grumbled on Tuesday, was sad on Wednesday, the weather turned cloudy on Thursday and suddenly I was overjoyed on Friday!

Because it's a weekend off! I can go to my grandma's house again!

My mother is a left-behind woman and my father is a migrant worker who has been wandering between Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen for many years.

In order to have time to plow the fields at home and grow some radishes and cabbages, my mother picked me up from school every Friday afternoon and took me to my grandmother's house in the neighboring village.

My grandma loves me very much. Every time I go to her house, she buys me spicy strips, chocolate, potato chips, cola, and Wangzai!

I was watching Ultraman while eating potato chips and drinking Wangzai!

Wouldn’t it be nice to go two days without eating?

Later, I didn't go to my grandma's house for a weekend, and she got angry with my mother.

My grandfather loved me very much. Although he rode a three-wheeled motorcycle around the streets collecting garbage all day long, he was a businessman after all, and his family was much better off than mine!

Because in addition to the scrap-collecting three-wheeled motorcycle, my grandfather also had an Audi with four wheels.

My uncle was just in the first year of high school at that time, and he liked me very much too.

He often shares his delicacies with me, such as raisins, kebabs, and milk tea!

While he was playing Honor of Kings, I could play Subway Surfers on his discarded iPhone.

At night, I also like to sleep with my uncle. Because my uncle who can't sleep always likes to play with his phone, I also crawl over to watch and lie down to listen...

But after watching and listening to it for a long time, I became more and more timid! So much so that when I was a teenager, I always liked to keep the light on when I slept alone.

Because what my uncle saw and heard was very strange, bizarre, scary and exciting!

For example, there was a poor student who traveled through time and space and turned into a top scholar, and even married a princess and became a royal relative.

A junior high school student traveled through time and discovered that there really were elusive wild men in Shennongjia, and each of them could become invisible!

A high school student from Shanghai traveled through time and met a high school student from Guangzhou deep in the center of the earth.

A college student traveled through time and space and actually met his long-lost first love in another dimension!

The more bizarre it is, the more I like to listen to it; the scarier it is, the more addictive it is

To the extent that later on when I was in class, I often had random thoughts and my mind was wandering!

When the teacher saw me sitting upright in class and staring at him intently, he liked me very much at first!

But every time I was asked to answer a question, I always gave a completely irrelevant answer, which made the whole class burst into laughter!

The teacher was so angry that she rolled her eyes at me when she saw me staring at her.

But it’s good this way, because now that the teachers ignore me, I have more freedom in class!

During English class, I was wondering which dynasty I would go to if I were to travel through time?

In physics class, I was wondering if I were to travel through time, would I be Qin Shi Huang or Wu Zetian?

In math class, I was thinking, what would I do if I unfortunately traveled through time and space and became a fat pig waiting to be slaughtered?

During Chinese class, I was wondering if I should bring Hua Ye Tiantian to class if I traveled through time?

Speaking of Ye Tiantian, she is the only girl who can distract me from my meditation of time travel.

She sits in front of me and likes to tie her hair into a high ponytail!

When she's not in school uniform, she loves to shoot hoops on the playground in a gray belly-baring top and beige yoga pants.

At this moment, the playground will be crowded with people!

Because of this, I, who am bored with all subjects, particularly like physical education class!

I love playing basketball, and I love playing basketball with Ye Tiantian in yoga pants!

But there are so many boys who like to play basketball with her!

It is said that people near water get the moon first, and flowers and trees facing the sun get spring early. She and I were in the same class and classroom, and we sat at the desks in front and behind each other!

So, I soon discovered her other hobby: playing chess!

Besides shooting basketballs, she plays chess and seems to have no interest in textbooks like me!

So whenever she wanted to play chess, I would team up with her first. Whenever I saw her shaking with joy, tears welled up in my eyes!

Because she and I often play chess in the classroom, and she and I are always inseparable on the playground!

So I am envied, jealous and hated by many boys!

Especially our class monitor, a boy named Xiao Xinjian, has been glaring at me recently!

In fact, Xiao Xinjian was also a poor student. How could he be the class monitor? It might be related to the rose gold Rolex on his wrist.

I felt unhappy when I first saw Xiao Xinjian.

Feeling unhappy for no reason!

Because I found that he not only had a donkey face that was longer than a horse's face, but also a pair of triangular eyes that always looked at people sinisterly!

It is said that you should stay away from people who make you feel uncomfortable at first sight!

But Xiao Xinjian and I are classmates after all. We see each other every day, not to mention that he is the class monitor.

At the beginning of the school year, he and I added each other on WeChat, but I blocked him soon after.

The root of this problem is Ye Tiantian, the class beauty who loves to wear yoga pants and shoot basketballs.

Once during a break, Ye Tiantian, who was sitting in the front seat, took out her cell phone and was about to play chess when Xiao Xinjian came over and asked to join a team.

Ye Tiantian rolled her eyes in disdain, put her phone back in her pocket, and asked me to go to the playground to shoot hoops.

But just when we were having fun shooting, this long-faced and strong guy Xiao Xinjian squeezed in, and started to dance around Ye Tiantian like a shaman with his claws and fangs bared!

Ye Tiantian was so angry that she stomped her foot, threw the ball away, held my hand and ran back to the classroom.

When Xiao Xinjian rushed back to the classroom, Tiantian and I had already formed a team and were playing chess!

He was so angry that he took off his Rolex watch and smashed it to pieces on the podium!

At that moment, all the students in the classroom were shocked, because they saw the broken Rolex parts on the ground were worth 50,000, 60,000, 70,000 or 80,000 yuan!

At the time, I didn't pay much attention to it, and I didn't even understand why he would throw his Rolex on the classroom podium? Was he showing off his wealth?

But in the next English class, I was watching Teacher Liu in tight jeans wandering through time and space...

Suddenly, my deskmate Li Lili pinched me!

Li Lili is also a very good-looking girl, with a pure and refined face, fair skin and big eyes. She is very similar to Li Ruotong's version of Little Dragon Girl, a typical passionate Hunan girl.

"what?"

I pinched her back.

"The squad leader asked me to pass a message to you."

Li Lili said softly and stuffed a paper tube into my hand.

I opened the paper tube out of curiosity and spread it out on the desk to take a look.

I don’t like it, and there’s no need for me to do any little movements under the desk, because now teachers treat me as a invisible person.

The note was spread out, and a string of extremely uncomfortable handwriting came into view!

"Xiang Tian, ​​I warn you not to have a relationship with Ye Tiantian! Otherwise, I will ask the principal to expel you, or find someone to beat you up! Class monitor: Xiao Xinjian"

I was stunned! I subconsciously looked at Xiao Xinjian, who was sitting across the aisle from Li Lili.

I saw him staring at me provocatively with his triangular eyes! He even gave me the middle finger under the desk.

I ignored him, silently took out my phone to take a photo of the note, and then shared it to a dozen WeChat groups on campus...

Then, I continue my journey through time...