The unknown star went crazy and accidentally became popular

Chapter 87: 1 serious nonsense

Ming Nian temporarily gave up the idea of going crazy. She would never admit that she was an abnormal person!

Soon, the table in front of the three people was piled with burgers.

Stacked up in piles, it looks like a small pyramid.

Before announcing the start of the game, the waitress reminded:

"The game time is seven minutes. If you really can't do it anymore, you can raise your hand and give up."

"No waste, eat as much as you can!"

Then with a command, the game began. Ming Nian picked up the hamburger and stuffed it into the mouth. Before he could wolf it down, he saw the two people next to him eating in a ferocious manner.

Oops,

She will definitely lose if this continues!

So, “Niu De, I guess your grandfather is called Niu Bi!”

Mingnian spoke seriously.

[What a "awesome"! Teacher Mingnian's words are really awesome! ]

【I'm done for after seeing Teacher Mingnian! 】

Hehe, the production team didn’t think that you can’t disturb others while eating.

She has perfectly exploited the loophole in the rules.

Think clearly.

Listening to her chattering, like Buddha chanting, Niu De's face remained calm, not panicked at all.

After all, how bad can a man who can win a championship be!

But Mingnian thought that his skin was dark enough, so nothing could be seen.

Gu Yunshen was not so calm, and he almost choked when he swallowed!

Help!

He said firmly: "I will report Ming Nian for violating the rules of the competition!"

Hearing this, Mingnian swallowed the hamburger.

After the embarrassment, the waitress quickly explained: "Yes, Miss Ming is not violating the rules of the game!"

"..."

Then he can endure it, okay!

If he continued to endure it, Gu Yunshen felt like he was going to become a Ninja Turtle.

Seeing that this trick was useless against Mr. Niu De, Ming Nian gave up decisively and decided to use his ultimate trick!

A wicked smile, brothers, wait for your attack!

【When Teacher Mingnian smiles, life and death are unpredictable】

[I started to worry about the two people next to me! ]

【Make trouble, make trouble, watch it, watch it more, watch it every day! 】

【Hehe, the werewolf is coming! 】

Niu De felt relieved and subconsciously felt that he was sure to win.

"Niu Niu, Niu Niu, how can I live without you?!"

[What a great “Niu Niu”, Teacher Mingnian, just shut up! ]

[I can’t laugh anymore, my family members]

[Mr. Mingnian has a talent for comedy that is a little bit stronger]

【Crazy, crazy】

Ming Nian is a dead pig that is not afraid of boiling water, and continued: "Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Jelly, I only want Xi Zhilang!"

"Grandpa and grandma, the little flying stick is coming!"

"Love you so much that I walk alone in the alleys, love you so much that I remain calm even if thousands of arrows pierce my heart, love you so much that I smile against the light..."

"Aaaaaaa! There is a fruit girl named Xiaofang in Alishan. She is 28 this year. It is said that women are in their prime at the age of . Xiaofang loves to eat melons, but she loses more than she gains!"

"Old Wang next door has a son named Xiao Wang, and Xiao Wang and his wife love each other very much. He served in the army for many years and came home, only to find that his wife was cuckolded! His wife was lying on her father's bed, budding and ashamed! Xiao Wang was furious and hit his wife with a big dick, making her cry and scream for her mother. He asked with a dark face, whose child is my son, my father, and my grandson?!"

Mingnian hummed loudly, and the funny sound echoed in the hamburger shop.

"puff!"

Here, Niu De couldn't help laughing.

Oh shit,

Where do these talents come from!

The first tomato and pumpkin he stole were from his grandparents!

This smile was not a good one, it choked me.

His face turned purple, as if he was wearing a mask of pain.

[Teacher Mingnian, please stop, we are one family! ]

[It turns out that God really does close a window for everyone, and it is locked tightly! ]

[After hearing this, the aliens wanted to escape from the universe overnight! ]

[Baojuan, Baojuan, my... ears are broken after all! ]

Niu De laughed like crazy and raised his hand, "I want...I want..."

I need help!

Someone here wants to make him laugh to death!

"Someone come quickly, Mr. Niu De said he wants to give up!" Ming Nian kindly translated for him.

"..."

In the end, Niu De was carried out of the hamburger shop.

Without him,

Laughed so hard my legs got cramps!

Immediately, Ming Nian's joke that made him laugh so hard that his legs cramped became the number one trending search topic.

The waitress said: "Since Mr. Niu De gave up, there are only two people left in the competition!"

Ming Nian glanced at Gu Yunshen very calmly, then picked up a burger and started eating.

It was so fast that people could only see the afterimage of her eating the burger.

This guy's sense of humor is higher than she imagined.

Where she couldn't see, Gu Yunshen frowned and swallowed a bite of the hamburger with an expressionless face.

It sounds bad.

It really sounds bad!

It was difficult for him to describe why there was such an unpleasant voice in the world.

There was a moment when he almost lost the ability to recognize Chinese characters!

[The competition is getting intense, so exciting! ]

[There is still one and a half minutes left, it is hard to say who will win! ]

【Teacher Mingnian, go for it! I’m rooting for you! 】

[The final victory will definitely belong to our teacher Ming Nian! Aoli Gei]

Ming Nian saw that Gu Yunshen was faster than her and her eyes rolled back.

Then a smile flashed in his eyes.

"Gu Yunshen, this is not a simple hamburger," she said while chewing the hamburger.

Even though her speech was a little unclear, Gu Yunshen heard clearly what she said.

The corners of my mouth couldn't help but twitch.

Mingnian is a mental patient!

Ming Nian remained calm and continued, "It's the hamburger in Wang Wei's poem!"

【Wang Wei: Don’t cue me, thank you! 】

She held the burger and said, "This is a rare pastry. The name of the pastry is biscuits, commonly known as sandwiches."

"The place where this pastry grows is also very special: in KFC, people usually call this pastry rice ball because it looks like a chicken roll.

"But until now, some people still don't even know that this pastry is called toast. Really, let me explain it to you again, this pastry is called an egg roll, not a pizza."

"It's not a spring roll, nor a donut. Don't call it the wrong name. Do you understand? It's called pie!"

[No one else can talk nonsense in a serious manner]

[Only Teacher Mingnian can say such things! ]

[Family members, save me!!! Danger! ]

【Hamburger: So? How come I didn’t know I had so many names?!】

Gu Yunshen said angrily: "That's enough, Mingnian, that's enough!"

God knows when Mingnian started to become abnormal.

He is crazy and speaks nonsense. He doesn't look like a normal person at all!

In response, Ming Nian laughed and said, "Hehehehehe..."

[It's a call from hell! ]

[If you don’t listen to this sound, you will feel uncomfortable all day long. If you listen to it, you will feel uncomfortable all day long! ]

[It's even more piercing than the sound of scratching a blackboard! ]