The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

[The young lady who had suffered and been abandoned outside saw her maidservant and her husband getting along well, and she suddenly felt jealous when she thought of that scumbag.]

[She felt that the maid had robbed her of her good marriage! She planned to secretly poison the maid!]

Gu Jiajun:

Damn it! It's obviously you who didn't cherish me! Now you turn around and hurt others, damn it! And then!

[The maid knew the young lady's plan and was going to help her, but...]

Several men in Gu's army gritted their teeth:

Why should I help her? She is asking for trouble! Don't let me meet such a bad woman. I will definitely make her suffer! But what? Think quickly. I am so anxious!

[But! Master Li discovered it and told the maid that he had known it a long time ago! Tell her that the maid she likes is not of Wang's status! ]

Princess Jiajia, who was originally bored, became interested:

It's different from the storybook. In the storybook, the two girls should fight first! Then what?

[Oh my god! I’m tired, exhausted, I don’t want to think about it anymore, let’s just continue eating melons!]

The reins in the hands of Gu Jiajun and Princess Jiajia were all tightened, and the horses' hooves were clattering loudly:

It's so infuriating. You speak half the words and eat noodles without garlic. / You speak half the words and eat rice with arsenic!

All the horses stopped moving, and Xu Qingqing's horse bumped into the rear end of the horse in front of it without any surprise. Xu Qingqing could only tighten the reins:

[Hey! Why are you suddenly not leaving? That little demon has blocked my path to the sutras!]

Gu Jiajun and Princess Jiajia: ...

It is indeed a hairy monkey, that’s right!

The sound of horse hooves began again, and Xu Qingqing continued to eat melons:

[This guy is so lucky, he was drafted into the army on the day of his wedding, and he has been gone for three years. Brother! Do you know what you married?]

Everyone secretly looked at the person on Xu Qingqing's left:

He is the only one who has such a strange thing as joining the army right after marrying his wife.

The creepy Li Qiwei who didn't look at me stealthily:

No, I have lifted the veil and confirmed that it is my fiancée, her face has not been changed!

Xu Qingqing also glanced at Li Qiwei secretly:

[This guy returned home after three years of glory and planned to have sex with his wife! His wife refused to do so, so he forced himself on her!]

The other members of Gu Jiajun looked murderous:

I didn’t expect you to be such a person!

Li Qiwei was wronged and felt very embarrassed:

I didn't! She's talking nonsense! I haven't even gone home! How could this happen! Besides, why doesn't my wife sleep with me? This doesn't make sense!

[Finally I got it on the bed, took off my pants and touched it! Hey! It turned out to be a penis!]

Gu Jiajun≡└('o')┘≡┌('o')┐:

! ! ! ! !

What the hell! What did you say? What did you touch when you took off your pants? Where did the penis come from?

Princess Jiajia(?●?):! ! ! !

This is more exciting than the previous storybook!

Li Qiwei cursed on the spot:

I finally understand why my wife refused to obey. I thought she was cheating on me and was afraid of being discovered. It turns out the person was a man!

"Commander! I received a letter from home saying there is something urgent! Can I go ahead?"

Gu Zheng's face, which had remained unchanged for thousands of years, had a hint of cracks and he couldn't help laughing:

"Okay! Go ahead! Family matters are top priority!"

[Hey! Why did this brother suddenly leave? Didn’t he happen to see his wife (brother-in-law) secretly wearing men’s clothes while the family was away?]

[And his eldest brother-in-law (daughter-in-law) is on his way to his house to visit his sister (brother) with her male wife dressed as a woman! ]

[Ouch! I thought Li Qiwei was dead. My plan was wrong. Now we have something to watch!]

Gu's army suddenly became lively, and some of them looked at his general eagerly:

General, I know the address of Li Qiwei's home. Can I have an emergency at home?

Gu Zheng gave them a look:

You can experience it yourself! -

Xu Qingqing didn't know why they suddenly became full of energy and then lowered their heads and continued to eat melons peacefully!

[Ouch! This is also interesting!]

The guy who had been hanging his head became happy again!

[This guy was sent to the military camp for eating steamed buns? Does he love steamed buns so much? No wonder he has a round face like a steamed bun!]

Everyone started looking for the one who loves to eat steamed buns! They wanted to see what kind of tricks they could come up with when eating steamed buns!

The video in Xu Qingqing's mind began to play. The round-faced girl, who had not yet put on her riding uniform, climbed out of bed, touching her belly, and muttered in a low voice:

"The meat ones include pork buns, mutton buns, donkey meat buns, and vermicelli buns. The vegetable ones include leek buns, mushroom buns, celery buns, and sauerkraut buns!"

“(Gulp, gulp) All kinds of buns”

Then he woke up the servant lying on the bed:

"Xiao San, let's go to the kitchen and steal some buns!"

Xiao San was sleeping in a daze:

"Master! The master said that you are not allowed to eat buns!"

The round-faced man twisted his ears:

"going or not?"

The mistress was twisted and grimaced:

"Go, go, go! Master! I'll go!"

The two of them were wearing clothes, and the dog sneaked past the servants in the yard and went into the kitchen!

[Go to your own kitchen and steal buns! Talent!]

Gu Jiajun stared at the round face on the left of Xu Qingqing, and asked him with his eyes if it was true! The round face had no desire to live, and the past was unbearable to look back on!

The video shows that, by coincidence, there is a basket of steamed buns in the kitchen, and Yuanyuanface sniffs hard:

"It smells good! It smells like lard residue!"

The mistress sneaks around and has no hope in life:

"Master! Those are the buns that the third-class servants eat. If the master finds out, he will beat me to death!"

The round-faced man twisted his ears again:

"Go! I want four!"

Xiao San had no choice but to bravely die. He carefully stole five of them, and the two of them went to the woodshed expertly:

"Be careful, don't let the cook find out!"

"Tear, tear! We'll leave after we finish eating!"

[Go to the firewood room to eat? What should appear in the firewood room at this time? ]

Gu Jiajun:

Round face! Come on, what happened? Did you find some secret and get kicked out?

Round face(▼皿▼):

I didn't! You're talking nonsense! Nothing happened!

The two men walked along the wall to the outside of the woodshed. Just as they were about to push the door open quietly, they saw a faint fire and crackling sounds in the woodshed!

Xiao San quietly walked over, took a look through the crack in the door, turned around and quietly walked back to Yuanyuan's face:

"Master~ There is a diligent man chopping wood inside~"

[Ha ha ha! Lighting a lamp and chopping wood? Does this count as walking around during the day and sewing pants crotches at night? Lazy people are more likely to do evil!]

Gu Jiajun nodded in unison: Yes! Why not?

Only Yuanyuanface looked confused: So this is laziness, I thought he was a diligent person!

In the video, Yuanyuan takes a bite of the bun, leaving a delicious taste in his mouth! His tone is extremely regretful:

"Then let's go somewhere else!":

So the two of them sneaked towards the front yard again!

The two of them were either standing by the wall or by the rockery. Xiao San looked at the road that was getting farther and farther away and couldn't help asking:

"Master? Where are we going? This is not the way to our yard!"