The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

Yang Kang wiped the saliva off his face and suspected that this man was sick:

That weird lightning thing can electrocute people to death, but he actually said it feels great!

The fat prisoner, who was about to be electrocuted with Stockholm syndrome, refused to give in through the window:

"I heard that you guys raise Gu? How do you raise Gu? Do you really use blood? I heard that you all have your own natal Gu, and that the worm lives in your body, don't you feel uncomfortable?"

"Do bugs bite people? Do they feel itchy when they crawl on your body?"

"Hey! Why aren't you talking? Wouldn't it be nice to have someone chat with you?"

Yang Kang finally couldn't help himself:

"Shut up! Don't all of you who have been sentenced have jobs to do? Why don't you go?"

The fat prisoner grinned:

"Hey! I'm taking a break today. We are allowed to take two days off every seven days! Life is very fulfilling! You will know when you are sentenced to death!"

Yang Kang: ...

The one who wants to behead others will find out!

"Then go beat up the other prisoners. Didn't you say you killed dozens of people? Why are you just arguing and not taking action?"

"Hey! Who said it wasn't true? I used to be a prison bully in the main cell. It's no big deal to just beat a dying person to death!"

"If you don't like that person, taking off your pants and spitting at him in the face is even a small matter!"

Yang Kang was a little curious:

"Then why do you live in a single room?"

The fat prisoner didn't care:

"It's because the Ministry of Justice has changed its policy. Prisoners are not allowed to poop or pee in prison, and they have to clean up every day!"

"Besides, it has just been implemented for a short time, and the inspection is very strict! Before, every time I wanted to be electrocuted, I would make a mistake openly, and then I would be sent to the water dungeon!"

"Alas! What a pity! I heard that Lord Xu was transferred to the Ministry of Works. I don't know if he can still come!"

Yang Kang: ...

I knew he was sick! Seriously sick!

Yang Kang ignored the noise in his ears and looked at Yang Jie:

"Brother! How about we just admit it? I think that Master Xu is very weird! He seems to know everything!"

Yang Jie was dismissive:

"No matter how powerful she is, she can never be as powerful as our Lord Gu God!"

"Brother! Really! The hammer in her hand is really powerful!"

Fat Prisoner:

"Yes, yes, yes! That's right! Very impressive!"

Yang Jie once again expressed his disdain:

"I didn't see anything special about her at Nanfeng Pavilion! If she is special, she is just very lewd!"

When he was collecting intelligence at Nanfeng Pavilion, he recognized Xu Qingqing, the top female official of the dynasty, at first sight.

Originally, Kunai had no reason to approach, but Xu Qingqing took the initiative to click on him and even insisted on drawing a picture for him, looking at his face very carefully!

Besides, she is not good at anything else except playing games in various ways!

Yang Jie touched his face:

"Brother! You don't understand! Only Xu Qingqing isn't here. If she were here, I can still charm her to the core with my face!"

Yang Kang: ...

This is also crazy. There were so many handsome men in the Han Dynasty, and she fell in love with you! Just brag!

So the next day, the two brothers Yang Jie heard uniform singing from outside, as well as the cheers of the fat guy next door:

"Blood-Eyed Dragon King! Please let me have some fun!"

"Blood Eye Dragon King, I am willing to kill everyone in the world for you!"

"Hey, hey, hey! Where are you going, Blood-Eyed Dragon King? I can't wait to get into the water dungeon!"

With a strange sound, Xu Qingqing appeared outside the window of Yang Kang and Yang Jie. Xu Qingqing put thunder in her hand and gestured to Zhufu to open the door.

Seeing the two brothers Yang Jie looking up, they smiled brightly:

"Hi! Yang Xiaoguan, we meet again! Isn't it a bit of a surprise?"

Yang Kangd(?д??):

No! She's not really interested in my brother!

Yang Jie ignored his tattered clothes, took on the attitude of Nanfeng Pavilion, bowed slightly and said:

"Mr. Xu, long time no see!"

The fat prisoner leaned against the window again:

"Yes! Long time no see, Blood Eye Dragon King!"

[Oh my god! This guy must be seriously ill. This is a prison cell, not a brothel. Who is he pretending to be?]

[I am not Princess Jiajia, you pretend to be knowledgeable but are actually ignorant, you can't seduce me! ]

Yang Jie (p_q) who suddenly heard his inner voice:

It turns out that I'm not the one she likes!

Fat prisoner:

Ahhh… I heard what the Blood Eye Dragon King was thinking! She is so awesome!

"Blood Eye Dragon King, I am the only one in heaven and on earth, how could I possibly be interested in mortals like you!"

[Besides, with your white-cut chicken look, if I hadn’t seen that you had a mission, I wouldn’t have ordered you!]

Yang Jie?_?:

Woohoo! What is real in this world? What is real? The whole world is deceiving me!

Yang Kang looked at his brother sympathetically (~_~;):...

I knew it would be like this!

"Of course I'm fine. Thanks to your brother, I've been reborn!"

Xu Qingqing glanced at Yang Kang, who was trembling:

I really don’t want to experience that electric shock feeling again!

The fat prisoner shouted again:

"Yes, that's right! It's this look! This is the look of the Purple Gold Hammer descending!"

Xu Qingqing and the other two <?:……

This damn voiceover!

Xu Qingqing stretched out the hammer in her hand and gave him a heavy blow as he looked expectant and excited. The sound of a heavy object falling to the ground came from the cell next door!

Xu Qingqing stretched out the purple gold hammer again, and an orange flame appeared between the thumb and index finger on the hammer!

“Reach out for a surprise!”

Yang Kang was forced to stretch out his hand reluctantly under the pressure of Xu Qingqing, and the flame disappeared in Yang Kang's hand.

Then Yang Kang's appearance changed, from a DINK to a somewhat immature boy!

[Alas! What a poor child. He looks only a few years older than me!]

Xu Qingqing looked at the video screen:

[Three worms can actually survive at the same time!]

Yang Jie looked puzzled:

How did she know there were three worms in Yang Kang's body? Could she see this?

Yang Kang just felt his body relax, but he didn't have time to think about why!

Then I saw Yang Jie collapsed on the ground, pointing at Xu Qingqing in disbelief:

"You! You! How did you do it? Why can you restore Yang Kang to his original appearance?"

"Hurry up and change him back, or the Gu God will punish him and put him back into the wormhole!"

Xu Qingqing sneered:

"Do you think you still have a chance to go back?"

Yang Kang and Yang Jie: …

This female devil speaks so viciously!

Xu Qingqing understood their expressions immediately and planned to give Yang Jie something more exciting:

"You are actually useless for occupying the position of Gu Clan's envoy! Otherwise, why do you know there is a mission but don't know what it is!"

"Oh! And you even entered Nanfeng Pavilion. It must be hard to be forced to be gay!"

Xu Qingqing made a tick with her index finger, which made Yang Jie's forehead veins pop out:

"What do you know? God's will is not something that a tiny ant like me can guess!"

Xu Qingqing tempted:

“Do you want to be a normal person?”