The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

The emperor wanted to ask the great darling:

"Xu Xingxing, come on! Although there is no urgency to save the prince now, it is still urgent. Why do you want to fight the Duke of Ningguo?"

The big baby glanced over:

"Your Majesty, I have my own reasons!"

[If you delay me from saving the prince, I will beat you too! Besides, isn’t it good to let you vent your anger from childhood?]

The emperor shrank his neck:

Oh! It's to save the prince! Then if you hit Duke Ningguo, you can't hit me!

Duke Ningguo (with blood splattering in his heart) wanted to cry but had no tears:

It’s all my fault for being young and reckless. The arrow I shot back then ended up hitting myself!

Xu Qingqing whispered like a devil:

"Master Ning, you don't know! The silver you hid like a pearl under a big tree in the Imperial College was taken away by the three of them, and then they bought a beggar's chicken to eat at your desk!"

Duke Ning, who had been frugal and money-loving all his life, fell to the ground and burst into tears:

"I see, I see! Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you have caused me so much pain!"

[Ding! The Duke suffered a major blow, points +3000.]

Xianyu couldn't bear it, and said that his concubine was a thief and added 1200. This person is as greedy as the host:

[Host! Change one, it's too miserable! He is too miserable! It's just ten taels of silver!]

[If you tell him that his son secretly visits brothels and spends eight thousand taels each time, he will die on the spot!]

But no matter what Xu Qingqing said afterwards, that so-and-so had a pig sleeping on the floor above him, that so-and-so had a snake under his bed, or that so-and-so and so-and-so were a couple, the effect was not very significant!

Xu Qingqing, who had made a lot of money, shook her wrist and gasped:

"Sister! I don't want to fight anymore. I really can't fight anymore!"

[What’s going on? Don’t these people like to eat melons?]

[I even revealed the love story between the Ministry of Industry and the Ministry of Rites, why didn’t they react?]

[How long will it take for this one hundred or two hundred to be paid?]

[Isn't that exciting enough? Isn't that interesting enough? Isn't that insulting enough?]

[But it’s still almost six o’clock. What should I do?]

[Argument! Everyone, move and argue with me!]

[Why are you so quiet? Get excited!]

Except for the two from the Xu family, the two from the Xu family, and the Minister of Industry, who were not beaten, the other ministers who were beaten again did not feel the slightest ripple in their hearts:

I don't care about whether we split up or not! Tsk! As if no one has heard those gossips! Boring! I don't feel insulted, and I don't want to argue!

If you have the guts, go and scold the emperor!

Xu Qingqing looked up at the emperor who was watching the excitement. The emperor was shaking:

Don't come over here!

Xu Qingqing gritted her teeth:

[Everything is for the Han Dynasty, for the Crown Prince, and for the Emperor's country and people!]

The queen grabbed the emperor who was retreating:

Your Majesty, everything is for the Han Dynasty, for the Crown Prince, and for your country!

Xu Qingqing walked towards the stairs step by step. The humerus who had been calm just now began to get restless, their heads lowered as low as possible, their eyes shining as brightly as possible:

Immortal Xu is right, life is indeed full of surprises. It is really exciting to hang your head and listen to the emperor's gossip!

The emperor pretended to be serious and maintained his imperial dignity, but he was frantically asking for help:

Please! Please! Spray more gently, be gentler!

[Ah! What a good emperor! He is handsome, loyal, and doesn’t have three wives and four concubines because he likes to sleep alone!]

[Even though I secretly changed my hat, my hair is still a little bald!]

[Although I want to be a good emperor, I fall asleep as soon as I see the memorials! I will blame Eunuch Fu later!]

[My poor eunuch Fu, being the chief steward of the palace is hard, and coaxing children is even harder!]

The ministers below were shaking their shoulders:

What to do! When will I be able to stop laughing at my boss’ jokes?

Even though the queen pursed her lips, she couldn't hide the smile on her face, and she didn't forget to pat his hand to comfort him:

It will be over soon, don't be afraid!

Xu Qingqing made up her mind and pointed at the emperor who was covering his face:

"Your Majesty, you don't need to cover your face. You slept alone last night and you were almost late for court today. You didn't wash your hands. Aren't you afraid that the smell of your stinky feet will cover your face?"

"It's okay to like picking and smelling your feet, but you have to pay attention to hygiene!"

Ministers:

Exciting! It turns out that the emperor is also a toe picker!

The Queen immediately let go of the Emperor's hand:

You won't use this hand buckle! Don't let me get athlete's foot later! It's bad luck!

[Ding! The emperor is stimulated, and his argumentative value increases by +5000!]

Xu Qingqing:

Otherwise, it would have to be the emperor, who alone is worth half of the court!

[Host, come on, we only need one point to win!]

"Your Majesty, why are you blushing?"

"That's right! I didn't tell you enough."

"After all, you like to pinch Dabi! And you even like to rub it in your hands after pinching it!"

"Oh, right, I secretly put it in the teacup and gave it to Duke Ning!"

Emperor (vomiting blood jpj):

Ahhh! I'm crazy, I'm going to be a warrior, I'll shoot you one by one, one by one (Puff! Puff! Puff!) You'll all spit blood and die (Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!) I win (Ha! Ha! Ha!)

[Ding! The emperor feels a critical hit, and his argumentative value is +8000]

[Ding! The Duke of Ning who just got up is hurt again, and his argumentative value +1000!]

Xu Qingqing raised her eyebrows:

There was actually an unexpected gain!

[Ding! The upgrade conditions for Nine Mysterious Thunder Flame have been reached! Do you want to upgrade?]

[yes!]

[Ding! Upgrading, please wait 10 minutes!]

[Xianyu, this won’t work! The speed is a bit slow!]

[Ding! The host can spend one merit point or 1200 points to increase the speed!]

Xu Qingqing:

[You can pay extra to increase the internet speed, that’s pretty good! ? ]

[Ding! Speed ​​up?]

[One Merit Point!]

[Ding! Merit has been recharged, speeding up in progress! Estimated time is five minutes! Do you want to speed up again?]

[Ding! This acceleration requires two merit points or 2200 points of strength!]

Xu Qingqing gritted her teeth:

[Add! Add! Add! Add until you are satisfied!]

Xianyu is satisfied:

Hehe! I just like the host's gnashing yet infinitely tolerant love for me!

[Ding! Upgrade completed! Host, be careful of the heat!]

Xu Qingqing only felt her palms getting hot, she stretched out her hand, and the red Nine Profound Thunder Flame in her hand had turned into orange with yellow in it!

[Xianyu, this color is abnormal, it's like an orange, yellow on the outside and yellow on the inside, it's not right!]

Fairy Jade Mouth:

[What’s wrong is that you are not it. Do you know how Su Shi and the monk chatted?]

[Um? ]

[One day, the two of them were meditating together! Su Dongpo asked, "What do you think I look like?"]

[Foyin said: "I think you look like a Buddha."]

[Su Dongpo laughed and said to Foyin, "You look like a pile of cow dung to me."]

[Do you know what the result is?]

Xu Qingqing walked towards the prince, shaking her head. Xianyu was very proud:

[Foyin was not angry at all after hearing this, he just smiled. After returning home, Su Dongpo proudly told Su Xiaomei about this incident.]

[After listening to this, Su Xiaomei said: Foyin sees you as a Buddha, which means he has Buddha in his heart; but you see him as a pile of cow dung, which means you only have shit in your heart.]

[So! I don’t know if Jiuxuan Leiyan has anything, but you, the host, must be full of yellow garbage!]