The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!
Chapter 70: The Wind Wet My Shoes
The eldest girl opened the door again and saw Xu Qingqing and Wei Qiu at a glance:
"You two, what's going on? Why are you here again?"
"I'm telling you, if you keep making trouble I'll report you to the police. Our power is beyond your imagination!"
Chu Yunting stood out from the back with a gloomy look on his face:
"Miss Cuicui! I brought the person here!"
[Awesome! Such a big Cuicui girl.]
Miss Cuicui glared at Chu Yunting in dissatisfaction:
"That's not what they just said! Are you sure? They're going to use your code from now on?"
"Well! Let's dye the skirt black together, and embroider the velvet with a big phoenix. If you change it later, I will tell Miss Cuicui!"
Chu Yunting skillfully took out a silver ingot and put it into Miss Cuicui's hand:
"What's new today?"
"There's a new weaving lady here, she has a weird temper, so Huahua girl, be careful! Hey you, come here and register your new name, so you can change into women's clothes later!"
Because Xu Qingqing was wearing something that looked androgynous and was rose-red, she was given up on dressing up, but Wei Chou was forced to change clothes as expected.
There were two "girls" in the room discussing how to draw eyebrows. When they heard someone was coming over to change makeup, they excitedly pulled Wei Chou and started introducing various makeup effects!
[Wow! These two are determined to become the most beautiful men in the Han Dynasty. What an ambition!]
"Master Chu! What on earth are we doing here?"
Chu Yunting was dissatisfied at first and then surprised:
"Call me Flower Girl! Why do you come here when you don't know what to do here? Forget it! I'll show you around!"
Next, Xu Qingqing's eyes widened. In the courtyard, there were people weaving, dyeing, embroidering, dressing up, and even learning how to get up as a girl and reading the female precepts and training!
"This! Chu... Miss Huahua! The young masters in your capital city are so extravagant, but you have to wear women's clothes to do this? And you have to do it here? I don't understand! I really don't understand!"
Chu Yunting held the handkerchief in his hand:
"Miss Qiqi is wrong. How could our family let us wear women's clothes and learn embroidery?"
Xu Qingqing poked her head in and said:
There is a strange girl! Oh! It's me!
"Wooooooooooo! Woooooooooooooo!"
Not far away, two girls dressed as big men were crying to each other, and Xu Qingqing was so scared that her heart was shaking:
How can I put it! A 1.8-meter-tall, muscular man, sobbing quietly, holding a handkerchief that looked very small in her hand and sobbing softly, I couldn't even imagine that scene!
The one facing the big man looked like a pretty boy, but he was sitting on the ground, shaking his big snot with his tender white hands, looking like a shrew crying in the street.
"What's this all about? Are the two of them fighting?"
"No! They are studying how girls cry (′;︵;`)!"
"Why do some girls cry heart-wrenchingly, while others cry with tears in their eyes?"
Xu Qingqingd(?д??):
? ? ? ?
"Do you want to learn from the girls' quarrels?"
"Learn! Our head monk has published a book called 'The Essence of Daughters' Quarrels'. If you learn it, you will be invincible!"
Xu Qingqing was full of admiration and gave a thumbs up, asking:
"Who is your head monk?"
"The third prince of the dynasty! You don't even know this?"
"What?! That big man from the royal family who is as famous as Gu Zheng and Xu Zikai?! He held a daughter's feast?"
"Is his orientation really okay?"
"Yeah! Not only is there a girls' quarters, there's also a boys' quarters!"
Xu Qingqing carefully dodged the two "girls" who were spitting at each other:
"The men's courtyard can't be full of women!"
"That should be the case! I'm a man. How would I know?"
Xu Qingqing:
Family members, don't you think this is outrageous? He is a man, but he doesn't know what is going on in the men's courtyard?
Chu Yunting came over mysteriously:
"I heard that they also imitate us gentlemen and pee while standing in the shower!"
"Come on! Let's go to the toilet together!"
Xu Qingqing looked down at her chest:
No wonder Miss Cuicui didn't say anything, it turns out she thinks she is a man! Woohoo! I am still young, so I can understand!
When Xu Qingqing came to her senses, she had already reached the toilet. Chu Yunting, who was standing next to her, raised her leg high, pulled up her skirt and began to take off her underwear:
"Miss Qiqi! Do you want to compete? I can stand three feet high against the wind!"
Xu Qingqing felt dizzy and backed away repeatedly. Second brother couldn’t bear to watch it, he couldn’t bear to watch it!
"I'm not in a hurry! I thank your whole family!"
Chu Yunting laughed arrogantly:
"Hahahaha...you don't dare to compete with me because you wet your shoes in the wind!"
"Young man! You have to learn to protect your younger brothers. I have some books here. Would you like to have two?"
Xu Qingqing:
XXXXXXXXX, I would be a fool if I stayed any longer!
When Chu Yunting came out, there was no trace of Miss Qiqi. He took out a handkerchief and wiped his hands:
"It's just a peeing contest! Why run so fast? Forget it, let's see if the red beans I planted have grown. I'll embroider them and the girls will definitely like them!"
Xu Qingqing looked at Wei Chou fumbling with the shuttle in disbelief and pulled his clothes again:
"Master Wei! Let's go!"
The "girl" beside him, who was weaving quickly, took a break from her busy schedule to answer Xu Qingqing:
"He has just learned how to use the shuttle. If you call him again, he will be annoyed!"
Xu Qingqing looked at Wei Chou who was obsessed with throwing the shuttle:
It was fine when I came here, I can't go back!!!
Bored Xu Qingqing started to ask:
"Miss Linlin? How many couples are there here?"
Miss Linlin, who knitted beautiful patterns, was surprised:
"What do you mean by several couples? This is not the Iceman House!"
Xu Qingqing wanted to say, aren't you Zero? Not Zero came here to learn how to be a girl!
"So what is our daughter's fast for?"
Miss Linlin stopped stepping on the loom:
"Young man! You are mistaken! We are too tired to come here to work in the government office, so we come here to relax!"
"Being a girl is considered relaxing?"
"That's not a big deal, I just want to ask you if you have ever thought about being a girl in your next life!"
Xu Qingqing, who was dressed as a man and wearing women's clothes, cursed!
"Oh, right! Our daughter is having a party in the evening, and we're going to do it ourselves! Do you two new guys want to join us?"
Miss Linlin extended a warm invitation to the newcomers. Thinking that Wei Qiu had not yet met his subordinates and there were also people from the Ministry of Industry here, Xu Qingqing smiled mischievously:
"Participate! Of course I have to participate! Although Miss Weiwei (Weichou) is not good at using the shuttle, she is an expert at cutting meat! Her knife skills are amazing!"
"That's great, we're grilling meat today and we're short of people!"
After a bizarre and absurd day, Xu Qingqing fell into a deep sleep and woke up again. When she opened her eyes, she arrived at the Ministry of Works. She was wearing a new pink official uniform that was so soft that it looked like water. The peach petals in front of her looked so realistic that they seemed to be falling!
Lord Wang took the people and began to introduce:
"Everyone, please be quiet! Let me introduce you! These are the only two female officials in my dynasty, Xu Xingxing and Li Xiaopao. They will work with us in the future. Everyone is welcome!"
"The rest of you, come up and introduce yourself!"
Xu Qingqing, who was groggy, looked up and saw four people in the crowd:
[Hey hey... the melon is coming! ]
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