The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

[So is this child the one holding his head?]

People who eat melons:

Who cares! He asked the question I wanted to ask, is he the man holding his head?

The man holding his head held his head and sobbed:

"My lady, stop hitting me. I told you! It's not mine. It's really not mine. I was just kidding!"

[Oh my god! The wife of the man holding his head looks pretty. Why is she still going out to have affairs even though she is like this?]

People who eat melons:

Who says it isn’t true? Domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers!

[This lady holding the child doesn’t look like a troublemaker, she can’t be wrongly accused!]

The auntie threw a plum into her mouth:

"Girl! You are still young and don't understand these twists and turns. Sometimes, a woman can't just give in even if she doesn't want to!"

[Fuck! Did this guy force me to say this?]

The woman who was beating the man hugging his head became even angrier after hearing this, and the willow branch in her hand left an afterimage!

The man holding his head feels wronged:

I've already said that I'm just talking nonsense, why doesn't anyone believe me?

The woman holding the child carefully pulled the man with the green headscarf:

"Husband! I really have nothing to do with him. He really just said some gossip!"

[Gossip? What gossip? Tell me about it! I’m so anxious!]

People who eat melons:

Who is it? That accurately expresses my thoughts. People are making trouble on the streets, and it’s hard for people to understand this commotion!

The man with the green turban stepped forward:

"Listen carefully, everyone. Give me your opinion on this matter!"

"My wife! She came here when she was out of confinement. Neighbor Lao Wang and his wife came to see her..."

[Ahhh! So exciting, it’s actually Lao Wang next door! ! ! ]

Spectator A:

"Exciting? Why is Mr. Wang next door exciting? My neighbor's surname is Wang. We have been neighbors for 30 years and are very good friends. My youngest son has been running from our two homes since he was young, and he looks a bit like him!"

Others among the crowd:

"(Looking at the fool) Don't you think there's something wrong?"

Spectator A:

"What's the big deal? You should be like the people whose water you drink!"

"Damn it! Damn it!"

Other spectators watching the spectators running away:

"Tsk tsk! I ate the melon and ended up eating myself!"

"From now on, I will redefine the old Wang next door!"

The green turban looked angry:

"He...he actually said that my child doesn't look like him. He said it in front of so many relatives and friends..."

"Everyone, tell me! What does it mean to not look like him? Why should my child look like him? Did he cheat on me?"

The crowd was in uproar:

Can this be used as evidence? But it seems that it is not impossible!

[Hey! What happened to this innocent child? Is the child a month old? If so, let's take a look at his face and see who he looks like!]

People who eat melons:

No problem! That's how it should be. We have many children, so we are most interested in their appearance!

The man with the green turban carefully took the child, opened the cloth on his head, and stood next to the circle for everyone to see:

"Look! Look! Who does this child look like?"

Everyone is discussing:

"I think this mouth looks like a green turban!"

"No, no! The eyes look like a head-holding man!"

"Don't talk nonsense, look at those ears, they look exactly like the green turban, the protruding ears are obvious!"

"Looking at the ears is useless. Look at this kid. There's a curl in front of his hair. He looks no different from the man holding his head!"

Xu Qingqing stood on tiptoe and took a look:

[I don't understand, aren't they both one eye and two noses?]

Auntie enthusiastically introduced:

"Little girl, you don't understand! Auntie tells you, this kid is the best at reading eyebrows. As long as the eyebrows are the same, there's no mistake!"

Xu Qingqing:

???

Children have eyebrows? I have never seen a child, you can't lie to me!

After a lot of discussion, no one could tell who it looked like. Suddenly, the woman holding the child spoke up:

"They are old halls, and they look normal."

When other people speak, a single stone stirs up a thousand ripples, but when this woman speaks, everyone becomes silent!

Who can tell the difference between a real father and a fake one?

[Didn’t they have blood test to prove their relationship? My mouth was even pierced with blood! Even though it wasn’t accurate, they really believed it!]

[Ahh! Xiao Yuer, when did you complete the upgrade? Why does it work sometimes and not work sometimes? I really want to know the answer!]

The system remained silent and did not answer!

But the crowd was excited:

You're right! We can use blood test to identify our relatives! I've encountered something that I should never encounter in my life. No, I have to call a few more people!

The children in the crowd were sent out to call their friends! The man with his head in his arms was the first to rush out:

"Madam! Wait, I'll get some water."

The green turban was not to be outdone:

"No need for you! I can't afford to use your dirty water!"

After both glasses of water were served, Xu Qingqing was still struggling in the crowd:

[Oops! Stop pushing, this thing is really inaccurate, ahhh! My shoes!!]

The green turban poured water towards the man holding his head:

"I don't need your water, drop your blood into this!"

The man holding his head hesitated:

That divine sound is not accurate. What if it matches mine?

Seeing him hesitate, the green-headed man grabbed his hand and picked up the machete beside him to cut him. Xu Qingqing quickly covered his eyes:

[Does this guy have a grudge against that guy? You can even use a machete to bleed, are you sure you didn't chop off his hands? This isn't just a drop, it's a whole basin!]

The green headscarf was embarrassed, and turned around and asked the woman holding the child to go home and get a needle!

After the baby started crying, the small bowl was filled with heads:

"Oh my god! It really melted!"

"So, this child is really the head-holding man's?"

"Tsk tsk! The man holding his head is so brave! He actually said it in front of so many relatives and friends. Does he feel fearless?"

"Oh! His wife is so unlucky. She went to see the child with good intentions, but it turned out that the child is her husband's!"

"That's not as unlucky as the cuckold. After being away for nine months, the child was born! And it's not his own!"

"Count the time..."

The man holding his head was stunned. It seemed like the slap his wife was not hitting him. He muttered to himself:

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! How is this possible!"

The green-headed man's eyes turned red, and he threw the bowl to the man holding his head:

"Tell me! What's going on! You are my cousin! I trust you and go out to do business. Please take care of my family, old and young."

"So you took care of your sister-in-law in your bed?"

The woman holding the child shook her head frantically:

"Husband! I didn't! I really didn't!"

The green-headed woman threw her away, and then she went to pull the man's wife, tears welling up in her eyes:

"Sister-in-law! You know! I'm not that kind of person!"

The woman holding her head also shook off her hand, her face full of disappointment:

"After all, I am the one who is blocking your way, right?"

The onlookers were very satisfied watching the scene, while Xu Qingqing was speechless after listening to the aunt's explanation:

[I've already said it's not possible, why don't you try the one with the green turban, just in case it melts too!]