The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

Xu Qingqing got up from the ground, gritted her teeth and covered her butt, sat on the stool and stood up again:

"Sister, what do you have? How many dynasties?"

Cao Zixu put his index finger to his lips:

"Keep your voice down, or you'll lose your head!"

"Okay! You're right, don't show off your wealth. You have to be careful!"

Xu Qingqing moved closer to Cao Zixu and made the number five with her hands:

"You actually have the location maps of five imperial tombs, and a treasure map of the previous previous dynasty?"

Cao Zixu is showing off:

"My father never had a son in his life, so he had no choice but to give the picture to me!"

"It's Cao the thief, awesome! After we finish this meal, we'll pack our bags and leave!"

The waiter outside the door listened for a while, but after the first knock there was no movement, so he couldn't help but knock on the door:

"Ladies! Are you all right?"

Xu Qingqing hurriedly hid the treasure map:

[Ouch! I was so scared! The big baby almost flew away!]

When the Fifth Prince heard that it was Xu Qingqing, he quickly spoke:

"Is sister Qingqing in there? Are you here to look for Jiajia?"

Xu Qingqing, who was drinking tea to calm herself down, opened the door:

Princess Jiajia? Ever since Little Mudan was shocked by the prince consort, she has kept Princess Jiajia under her care, saying that she would start dating before she reached the age of 15 and continue until the engagement, so she is here for a blind date!

The two climbed up one more floor. In the luxurious hall on the third floor, the princess was leisurely drinking tea. Xu Qingqing bowed:

"See the eldest princess!"

[Oh! Long time no see, little peony seems a little haggard, damn scumbag, look, the beautiful little peony can't bloom in April! ]

The princess raised her slender hands painted with red nail polish and stopped Xu Qingqing from sitting down:

"Jia Jia is over there, what do you think of the man opposite her?"

Xu Qingqing followed her line of sight and looked over:

[What kind of man-consuming method is this!]

The eldest princess (??w??)?? and the fifth prince (x_x；) on the side:

Have you met the right person? But the pronunciation of the word "good" is a bit weird / Everyone is good, but I am not good, right!

[You are a son of a wealthy family, why do you love to be sneaky? You stole something and hid it under the bed. Wouldn’t it be cold to lay hard gold under it? Wouldn’t using rice as a pillow really attract mice?]

[You are such a good thief, your rat must be your good friend!]

Princess:

Thank you! Such a good use of words!

The eldest princess pulled the rope beside the table, and a bell rang over there. Nanny Cui beside Princess Jiajia began to send people away!

Before Princess Jiajia could drink her tea, another young man came in:

[This person is quite good, with good looks, good family background, and good personality!]

The princess lowered her head to look at the album in her hand:

This is the legitimate son of a fifth-rank family, and she didn't like him at first. But now he seems pretty good!

[I just don’t know if Princess Jiajia can tolerate his bad habits after marrying him!]

The princess doesn't care:

No one is perfect, and it’s okay to have some minor flaws!

[Why do you like to wipe your butt with the hem of your robe? Even if you come out and rinse it with water, it will still stink!]

The princess' face turned green:

It seems like this bad habit is too stinky, no!

Then the blind date leeks changed one after another: the eldest princess suddenly found it fun:

Don't say it! Don't say it! It feels so good to eat melons! How about letting Jiaer see a few more? These melons are not always available!

[This is amazing, he is narcissistic! Really narcissistic, like the matchmaker who ties his left hand with his right hand with a red string!]

[Emma! I can still be affectionate with myself in the mirror at night! What else can I do except smear saliva on my face!]

The princess began to wander:

I once read a story about a woman who met a man in a mirror. The woman saved him when he was in danger and gave him food and drink through the mirror!

They say love grows over time, so they had sex. A year later, they gave birth to twins!

I was very shocked when I saw it. Is it really interesting that you can't see anything through the mirror? At that time, I asked the prince consort to try it, and I can only say that there were obstacles!

There is also one...

[This is not okay! Absolutely not!]

While she was distracted and looking at the handsome young man over there, the princess was puzzled:

After seeing so many, this is the first time that Miss Qingqing’s tone is so negative. What’s wrong with this person?

[He is bald. He is really bald. His baldness is even bigger than the Mediterranean Sea!]

The princess didn't understand which sea the Mediterranean was, but the bald man could understand:

Great! I asked everyone to hand in their own child portraits. Someone actually dared to lie to me. I want to see whose child this is!

The princess turned to the portrait and angrily crossed it out. She just rang the bell to change another one when she heard Xu Qingqing's unbridled laughter:

[Hahahahahaha… the wind is blowing, and the young master’s wig suddenly becomes lively, wanting to breakdance on his smooth scalp!]

The princess looked down in the direction Xu Qingqing was heading. A strong wind had blown outside and everyone was busy holding onto the pillars. Only the young man she had just met was holding his hair tightly against the wind!

But his long hair was still flying in the wind. When another strong wind blew, he lost his balance and waved his hands subconsciously, causing his hair to fly!

Looking at the wig that was getting farther and farther away in the wind, and the young man who was struggling to catch the hair, Xu Qingqing let out a pig cry:

[Ahhh! ...Goodbye, Mom. I'm going to sail far away~]

The princess looked at the other person's scalp, which was particularly bright in the strong wind, and couldn't help laughing:

Forget it! Forget it! Why bother going on a blind date! It sounds interesting, but Jia Er must be quite bored!

[Ouch! Why did Little Peony suddenly smile? It makes people dizzy!]

The princess stretched out her delicate hand, took off a bracelet, and pulled it onto Xu Qingqing's glove:

"You must be bored waiting! I'll ask Mammy to call her over. You can play with this!"

[Oh my god, oh my god, what kind of fairy mother and daughter are these? They always hit me in the heart! ]

Princess Jiajia, who had been pressed down by Nanny Cui for the whole morning, felt overwhelmed. She turned around to complain to her mother, but she saw Xu Qingqing eating fruit.

He immediately pulled the stool over and sat over, looking aggrieved:

"Sister! You finally came to see me! I was almost bored to death! My mother gave me 12 oriental pearls, and I asked someone to make embroidered shoes and a shawl, and I will send them to you later!"

"Is this what you call sister outfit?"

Xu Qingqing looked at the shapes she gestured:

[What the hell, you use nearly five centimeters of Dongzhu as the toe of your shoes, is this something I can own? Good sisters forever!]

"Qingqing, can you come and accompany me for the next two days?"

"That won't work!"

Xu Qingqing refused so bluntly that the princess choked on her tea:

Wasn’t it a lifetime just now? Now it’s gone?

Princess Jiajia was furious:

"Give me a reason!"

"I want to go out and play with Cao Zei!"

Princess Jiajia then noticed Cao Zixu standing on the side, and asked Xu Qingqing with red eyes:

“You have another dog.”

Aunt Cui complained:

Young girls nowadays just can’t talk properly!

Xu Qingqing motioned for Princess Jiajia to come closer to her ear and whispered something. Princess Jiajia clenched her fists and looked back at her eldest princess with a determined look: