The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

The new prisoner was frightened by Xu Qingqing's "domineering aura" (shameless smile) and nodded stupidly:

"Okay! Okay!"

Xu Qingqing snapped her fingers:

"Blessings! Let's go watch the Laughing Punishment!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

From a distance, there was a burst of laughter coming from the torture room. When I got closer, I saw a prisoner lying on a stool, trapped. Behind him was a cute and well-behaved goat, licking his feet repeatedly:

“Hahahaha…I…hahaha…I didn’t…hahaha…”

When the new jailer saw that the man still refused to acknowledge him, he clumsily smeared honey on his other finger. As a result, the man laughed so hard that tears burst out, and he still refused to acknowledge him even though he was about to die!

Xu Qingqing's eyes moved, and she whispered in his ear:

[Ah! Today is another yellow and egg-bursting day!]

"Do you want to listen to my trick?"

Zhufu looked at Xu Qingqing with a smirk on her face and shuddered unconsciously:

"Sir, would you like to hear what I have to say?"

"Turn him face up, take off his pants! Then smear honey on him! Then put the lamb over! He will definitely recognize it quickly!"

Zhufu saw the place where Lord Xu pointed, and saw the goat licking its feet, licking them with its barbed tongue, and occasionally biting them with its teeth, and there was even bleeding!

Zhufu's buttocks trembled, and he subconsciously covered his crotch, looking at the executor and the person being executed with sympathy:

Fortunately, I am not the one to carry it out. The ideas of gods are indeed beyond the reach of mortals. Too cruel! Too cruel!

Xu Qingqing left the room and made a sound of pleasure and pain. Before Xu Qingqing entered another cell, the sound of pleasure completely turned into a sound of pain:

"I confess, I confess! Ahhhh... I confess everything! Please get it away, please! Ahhhh... I'm talking to you!"

In another room, Cao Zixu was locked in a dark cell, his hands and feet tied with iron chains. Looking at the red-hot iron, the dim candlelight, and the dark red on the ground, he cried out in pain:

It’s over, it’s over, I’m going to die miserably without even having a son! What about my craft?

At this time, a jailer came over, moved her from the rack to a bench, tied her hands and feet, and took the rag out of her mouth!

Cao Zixu tilted his head and saw the other two jailers preparing tea and cakes. Cao Zixu, who had been hungry for three days,

The last meal is ready! I am going to die!

A young girl in official uniform took the table and took a look at her file:

"Cao Zixu! A tomb robber?"

[Wow! That’s right! Afraid of losing the heir, he raised his daughter as a son! Talented! This woman dressed as a man is quite realistic!]

Xu Qingqing looked at him across the table:

"Oh my! Young man, your name combines the names of two great masters in one! I wonder if you belong to the Mojin Sect or the Faqiu Sect?"

Cao Zixu's eyes lit up and he began to struggle:

There are actually people who understand her! Woohoo! God will always be happy if you work hard!

"All of them! All of them! Yuanliang, save me!"

At this moment, Zhufu brought over a soft and cute long-haired white goat, and the jailer on the side swiftly took off Cao Zixu's shoes and socks and skillfully smeared honey on the soles of his feet!

Cao Zixu only felt a chill and was a little surprised:

"Master Yuanliang, you even have someone to wash your feet before you die! You are truly a great and honest person!"

"Is this lamb for me to eat? Does it have to be roasted on the spot as a last meal?"

Xu Qingqing didn't answer her question. He rolled up his sleeves and wanted to let her experience the pain of a goat licking its paws:

[Robbers are not scary, but after robbing a tomb, you still come to the owner's shop to sell the stolen goods. Are you stupid? If they don't send you in, who will they send in?]

"Yeah! Master Yuanliang, why are you letting the sheep lick the soles of my feet?"

Xu Qingqing →_→:

[Why isn’t she laughing? Why would I laugh if she doesn’t laugh?]

"Blessing! Change your feet!"

After a while, Xu Qingqing stopped drinking tea:

"It's boring! It's boring! I won't watch it anymore!"

[Xianyu, is there anyone who doesn't laugh when the soles of his feet are tickled?]

Xianyu nodded silently. Xu Qingqing, who had no fun listening, turned around and walked out. When he reached the prison door, he suddenly turned back:

"Cao Zixu, you should know that even though you have taken care of the body, you will definitely not survive after stealing so much gold and silver!"

Cao Zixu, whose soles were slightly itchy, nodded dejectedly:

Her father was about to die, and before he died, he just asked her to go to the next tomb and resell the burial objects! Who knew that she succeeded in robbing the tomb, but sold the objects to her family!

[Wow! She actually has two families' inheritance. If I die, both families will be exterminated. Great!]

"Then are you willing to return to being a girl and follow me?"

Cao Zixu, who had already made up his mind to die, suddenly looked up, and somehow his hands moved, and the rope in his hands became untied.

Under the stunned eyes of the jailers, he jumped up to Xu Qingqing and said:

"Can you feed me and keep me alive, and give me a wife and son?"

Xu Qingqing nodded:

"I can't guarantee whether I will have a son or not, but as for marrying a wife, as long as you don't marry a girl, you will have a son sooner or later!"

Cao Zixu nodded quickly:

"Okay! I do!"

[Ding! Merit +5]

Xu Qingqing/Xianyu:

This system/Am I sick? I can gain merit by recruiting tomb robbers!

[Xiao Yu'er, you don't think that if I take her in, she won't go robbing tombs, do you?]

[That's not the case! Although I don't understand myself, I understand you, host!]

[That’s more like it… Hmm! Xiao Yu’er, what do you mean?]

Cao Zixu untied the rope on his feet and hugged Xu Qingqing's arm:

"Sister! Do I have a chance to wear women's clothes?"

"Well! I'll go get the Taoist uniform, and then you can rob the tomb and I'll do the ritual! The two of us..."

[Ding! The system has reached the upgrade standard. Does the host want to choose to upgrade? Please enter the answer ending with a "h"! ]

Xu Qingqing paused for a second:

"The two of us can find all the treasures and be successful!"

"Okay! Let's go, sisters!"

[Dinosaurs vs. wolves vs....biu~biu~biu~]

Xu Qingqing put a big hood on Cao Zixu, and the two of them went straight to the clothing store:

"You bastard! What do you think of this dress? Isn't it low-key, luxurious and full of connotation?"

Cao Zixu glared at her:

"My nickname is Xiangxiang!"

"Okay, Cao thief!"

"Hey! Isn't this our Xu Xingxing who loves to wear death pink!"

Xu Qingqing had just taken out a piece of clothing and gestured twice when she heard a sarcastic female voice coming from not far away!

Xu Qingqing looked outside:

"Hey! Where's Miss Liu Ruyan? What's wrong? You didn't go to the temple to burn incense for your brother today!"

Liu Ruyan felt aggrieved, and the girl who was just sarcastic became even more sarcastic:

"I'm telling you what? What did you say my sister did?"

Xu Qingqing looked at the slim girl with dark blue hair and white skin:

"Who is this? Where is this dried onion from?"

[Is this Imperial Censor Liu sick? His eldest daughter is Liu Ruyan and his youngest daughter is Liu Yiyi. He is afraid that these two sisters will have roots and become independent, right?]

Cao Zixu burst out laughing:

"Little cabbage is also suitable!"

"That won't do! The cabbages are so white and tender, so green, and they'll ooze out water if you pinch them!"

"Look at the face of the person opposite. It's like an old green onion leaf that has been wilting for half a month!"

"Look at this figure again, doesn't it look like a dehydrated scallion that has been exposed to the sun for half a month!"

Liu Yiyi was so angry that she was fuming:

"You are the dried up onion, your whole family is dried up onions!"