The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

In the dungeon, prisoners were led down one by one by the young jailer. Xu Qingqing smiled strangely and took another bite of the apple:

"Brother Blessing? (Crack) (Chew, chew) (Swallow) Can you still get off the bed?"

[Tsk tsk! Sometimes! What’s the difference between people and dumplings? They both have to jump into the water!]

The little jailer gave Xu Qingqing a rocking chair with his blessing:

"It's almost there! It's almost there! These are the most heinous criminals who would kill in the blink of an eye. Don't worry about judging them! We brothers will drag them back later!"

Xu Qingqing finished eating the apple in her hand, stood up and clapped her hands:

"My dear adults, please step back if your feet are wet! If anything unexpected happens, don't look for me!"

Zhufu pulled them to the door quickly. The two jailers who were participating in the activity for the first time looked puzzled:

"Brother Zhu! What's going on? Lord Xu doesn't need us to help him interrogate the criminal?"

Blessings are gnashing with joy:

"No need, our Lord Xu is very capable!"

"Sir! Please start your performance!"

Xu Qingqing hummed softly, put on his equipment, squatted down casually and looked at the heavy criminals tied to the pillars:

"I heard that you are the most powerful prisoners in this prison? The kind that have killed dozens of people?"

Some of the bound prisoners were disdainful, some said nothing, and some even spat at Xu Qingqing. Xu Qingqing moved:

"Hey! I avoided it, are you angry?"

"Then it depends on whether you can avoid it or not!"

As she spoke, she raised her purple gold hammer and slowly put it into the water:

"Come on! Hell's Lightning!"

Then, sparks and lightning appeared in the water, and purple light scattered in the water prison!

[See! This is the legendary water that conducts electricity. Prisoners, you are going to have electric shocks with each other!]

[I, the new era Cupid holding a purple gold hammer, will give you a different call and a new milestone!]

"Hi! Everyone inside, do you feel your heartbeat quickening, your scalp tingling, or your feet going weak?"

“Is the new feeling surprising? Unexpected? Interesting?”

The prisoner in the dungeon who was cursing at first gradually stopped cursing and began to twitch while shouting:

"Ahhh! Let me out, or I'll kill your whole family when I get out!"

"You think you can scare me with just this little bit of numbness? You're dreaming!"

Xu Qingqing raised her eyebrows:

[Hey! It’s a tough one! Let me see how hard it is!]

"Hey! The battery is not enough! You can still curse!"

Xu Qingqing increased the power, and the purple light in the water became more dense. Some people in the water prison began to have lightning on their bodies, and their hair was covered with circles!

Finally, someone twitched and couldn't help but speak:

"Let me out!"

“Wuwuwu…oh hold it in…mmmmmm…I admit my guilt, Qiuqiu you…wuwuwu…”

Xu Qingqing dropped the purple gold hammer in his hand, and the sparks and lightning disappeared:

"What did you say? Louder? I didn't hear you?"

A fat guy with an afro, tears streaming down his face:

"I was wrong. I plead guilty. I will go out and sign my name right now! I will tell you everything!"

Another one nodded frantically:

"And me! And me! I'm the one who did all the evil. I killed five people from my neighbor's family in one go! Just because they didn't let me steal their chickens!"

An old woman followed up with the answer:

"Yes, yes, yes! It's all because I'm jealous. I'm jealous that my neighbor has a smart grandson!"

"Why is it that her grandson is so good at everything he learns, but my grandson is so stupid!"

"I admit that I was jealous!"

"I cut the child into pieces and threw them into the ditch!"

"I have been sentenced to ten years and I still have a chance to get out. I can't die here, otherwise what will happen to my grandchildren!"

Xu Qingqing closed one eye and shook her finger:

"No! That's not what I want you to answer! If you don't answer the question properly, you will be punished!"

The purple gold hammer was opened again, and unclear crying and shouting were heard from the water dungeon again!

Another person shouted loudly, not caring about his body twitching. Xu Qingqing stopped again:

"Please speak nicely this time!"

The girl nodded frantically:

"My Lord, I am very surprised! Unexpected! And very interesting!"

Xu Qingqing is satisfied:

"Brother Zhufu, pull her out!"

A few people with good sense immediately followed up and said:

"My Lord, I was also surprised! Unexpected! And very interesting!"

Xu Qingqing gestured to take these people out as well. The old woman followed suit and even added:

"My Lord, I was also surprised! Unexpected! And very interesting! Very cool!"

Xu Qingqing smiled slightly:

"Wrong answer, the punishment begins!"

As the two new jailers were transporting the prisoners, they saw the prisoners in the water dungeon twitching and shaking, with smoke coming out of their heads. Their jaws dropped in shock:

"This, this, this! What happened? Master Xu, is she a demon..."

Blessing covered his mouth:

"No one will think you're dumb if you can't speak!"

Seeing that person nod, he let go of his hand:

"What do you know? Do you know that you can come in only because of Lord Xu's recommendation?"

He looked at Xu Qingqing with admiration:

"This is a living god. Otherwise, you would be so tired that you would cry just by trying prisoners every day!"

After everyone fainted, Xu Qingqing stood up and stretched:

"Brother Zhufu, take the person back!"

The jailers swallowed their saliva at the same time:

This is the first time I’ve seen people move in unison and become unconscious. Lord Xu must not be offended!

Xu Qingqing held Zhufu:

"Brother Zhufu, what's the situation with that clean, tidy, and partitioned small room next door?"

Blessings lowered their voices:

"They are the ones who committed murder and arson and have the gold belt!"

Xu Qingqing raised her eyebrows:

Hey! Here comes the chance to enrich the Ministry of Justice. It’s not too much for me to charge a little for my advice and contribution!

In the next few days, the humerus were so busy with the noise made by their wives and mothers that they had no time to think about whether there was a god or not.

The reason is simple. Who doesn't have two bastards in the family who are liked by the elders and like to stay in the Ministry of Justice for two days!

*

"emperor!"

In the Yangxin Palace, Lord Chen cried and sued Xu Zishen:

"Master Xu abused his power of lynching! My son was only locked up for two days, and the servants who came back said that he was so thin that only bones were left! My old lady is sick!"

Seeing Lord Chen speak, other people with children in the Ministry of Justice began to speak up:

"Yes! Yes! Lord Xu went a little too far! They just made a small mistake!"

"Yes! Yes! My youngest son has been weak since he was young, and I heard that he has to carry bricks! Your Majesty! How can he bear it!"

……

The emperor was in a state of panic:

"Lord Xu? What's going on? It's just a small mistake, don't take it too seriously!"

Xu Zishen was fearless:

"Your Majesty! The late emperor once said: If the emperor breaks the law, he is guilty of the same crime as the common people. The second prince made a mistake, and you let him dig a river!"

"My colleagues? The prince can do it! Others can do it too, so why can't your children do it? Is this more noble than the prince?"

Several ministers did not dare to speak, but Xu Qingqing was still adding fuel to the fire:

[That’s right! That’s right! Don’t you know why your son is so skinny? He’s a good boy, but he’s neither good at literature nor martial arts. He has no other hobbies except visiting brothels! He’s not skinny? Who is skinny?]

Lord Chen was about to crush his tablet: How could he have forgotten about Xu Banxian!

[It’s not a minor offense. Your minor offense is that you flirted with a girl in the street and beat up her brother! When you went to someone’s bookstore, you smashed it and shouted on the spot: My father is Zhang Sanhe? ]

[I am even more unwilling to be weak. Did you know that your son was encouraged by others to take Wu Shi San? You don’t thank the Ministry of Justice for taking care of your son, and you still have the nerve to complain!]

Lord Liu was really shocked. The previous dynasty was destroyed because of this kind of thing. How did his son get infected?

Seeing the emperor's dark face, he was so scared that his legs trembled. This was a matter of life and death. If it was a minor crime, his son would be killed, if it was a serious crime, his whole family would be killed!

[Your Majesty, let them spend money to redeem me. Let them be forced to build a new dynasty while also feeding my little purse! Hahahaha…]

The emperor originally wanted to keep them in prison for a few more days before letting them go:

……

What's wrong with that, dear? She's just trying to satisfy her own little desires while protecting my kingdom!

"Xu Aiqing is right! My son can do it, so why can't your son? Everyone should add an extra half month. If you want your child to go home early, find a way yourself!"

Several ministers who failed to act nicely:

……

Look at my mouth, it's another day when I want to slap myself! Your Majesty, please pamper her!

"Yes! Your Majesty is wise!"

[Your Majesty is wise and will last for thousands of years. He is the best in the world. He is the only one who is supreme. He is the greatest dragon among dragons!]

Humerus ≡￣﹏￣≡:

When it comes to flattery, Xu Xingxing is the best! I can't get over this even if it's me!

[Mm! The glutinous rice cakes given by Grandpa Fu are delicious. I will treat Grandpa Fu to some rice wine later!]

Eunuch Fu, who was standing in front of the emperor, was smiling from ear to ear!

"If you have something to do, start the show, if nothing happens, leave the court!"

"I have this note!"

"What's the matter, Mr. Hu?"

"Your Majesty, Xu Zikai has already defeated the Northern Bear Tribe and will be back soon!"

The emperor was immediately delighted: