The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

The emperor looked up at Xu Qingqing slowly rising in the air and felt relieved.

But there are ten thousand horses galloping in my heart (*￣m￣):

Hiss! Damn it! My breasts are hurting from being pinched. It’s not fun to be a superhero with a big tits! Humph!

"Qingqing, where are you going? Why do you look so ethereal?

Where does the smoke on the lotus platform come from? Tell me...tell me about it!"

When someone asked her where the cigarettes came from, Xu Qingqing immediately showed off and leaned towards the emperor, her ethereal image gone:

"Aunt! You don't understand, there is fire and water under my butt. What will be produced when water and fire merge? It will only produce water vapor!"

"The steam is mainly coming from my butt!"

"Look, am I not surrounded by fairy spirit?"

The emperor was not happy about the popular science. Xu Qingqing kept talking nonsense. He felt that Xu Qingqing's image had been lowered by several levels!

Covering her own iron chest, she waved her hands in disgust_(?w?」∠)_:

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"Go, go! Out of sight, out of mind!"

Just at this moment, the third prayer was heard from the altar in the square!

After praying, the people of Beixiong stared at the altar, wanting to see how the Holy Lady of the Han Dynasty would appear!

In the silent square, a child's voice suddenly rang out:

"Wow, look, there really are fairies flying in the sky!"

Everyone looked up to see where the immortal was, and saw a lotus platform in the air flying towards them with a person!

Xu Qingqing was wearing a pure white gauze dress and holding a jade bottle. A willow branch had been inserted into the bottle at some point.

She was sitting on a lotus platform that looked like both flame and lotus. The lotus platform was wrapped in something transparent. It was bright and beautiful. The lotus platform was slowly moving towards the altar!

There was a light mist surrounding her, floating out slowly, making her look dreamy and ethereal!

This celestial aura made everyone's pupils tremble and they prostrated themselves on the ground: ≡└( 'o')┘≡┌( 'o')┐

Immortals, there really are immortals! Princess Bayak was not lying, the saint of the Han Dynasty might really be the reincarnation of the Cloud God!

"Welcome to the Saint!"

Xu Qingqing slowly landed on the altar, with a look of compassion on her face, and screaming in her heart (((*°▽°*))):

[Wow, Xianyu, I finally understand why there were this religion and that religion in ancient times!]

[It turns out that being a leader and being believed by everyone is actually like this. It feels so good! It feels so good!]

While he was chatting with Xianyu in his mind, his body was sitting cross-legged on the altar, stretching out his right palm, interlocking his thumb and middle finger.

He took out a willow branch from the jade bottle and dripped two drops of rainwater on everyone again:

"I met the Northern Bear Crown Prince today, please ask me for rain!"

"Although I am a saint girl of the Han Dynasty, I am still moved by the Crown Prince's heart for the country and the people!"

"I have come here today to pray to God for three days. I hope all the people will pray together and move God!"

Maybe it was because Xu Qingqing's sacred and peaceful appearance was too intimidating.

All the Northern Bear people followed Xu Qingqing's example, sitting cross-legged on the ground, waiting for her next move!

At this moment, a cheerful, high-pitched music came from the altar.

On the stage, Xu Qingqing stood up, took out a pair of sunglasses from his purse and put them on:

[Hahahaha (?w?)hiahiahia… No one likes me when I wear sunglasses. Xiao Yuer, I want to be the brightest star in today’s sacrifice!]

He raised his right hand, which was holding the jade bottle just now, high up and swayed to the rhythm of the music, while making a strange "ow ow" sound (?O?):

“Babababa~bababale~babababale~bababale~bababale~”

"I won't feel tired at all~ I'm going to dance for three days and three nights~"

Such an explosive scene made all the northern bear people dumbfounded and deeply doubted the previous sacrifices (?Д?≡?Д?)?:

! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Is this how sacrifice should be done? Shouldn't it be like that?

Don’t we need to prepare cows, pigs, and sheep? Don’t we need to chant or meditate?

My memory seems to be confused!

Seeing the expressions of the people of Beixiong below, Xu Qingqing waved her willow leaf, and another drop of rain fell:

"What are you doing? The sacrifice has begun, everyone jump up!"

"Come on, come on, learn from me! The following spell is a little hard to remember, but it will be much easier if you sing it!"

The people of Beixiong looked at each other, and their bodies involuntarily clapped to the rhythm of the music:

"Should we dance?"

All the people did not answer, but looked at Princess Bayak silently:

"Princess, shall we dance?"

Princess Bayak is a warm and generous girl. When she heard this rhythmic music, she couldn't help but want to twist her body Σ(|||▽||| ):

"It turns out that the Saint of the Han Dynasty is destined to be with you. How about we give it a try?"

"it is good!"

Qingqing saw that the people of Beixiong below had already started to dance wildly. She smiled evilly and turned up the volume of the little bee to the maximum:

"OKOK, join me~No.K.No.K, dance from day to night~Always Always, happiness will not suffer~No Way No Way, no one can refuse~"

The northern bear people who were shaking their heads and twisting their bodies heard this spell and were immediately convinced (*′?3?`*):

It’s definitely a real spell because I don’t understand it at all!

So they twisted their bodies more vigorously, and each formed a small team to discuss whose spell was more similar to the one sung by the Holy Maiden of the Han Dynasty!

In the royal court, King North Bear, who had returned to the old queen's place, received another report from the guards. He slammed the table heavily:

"What? Are you saying that stupid thing Bayak can actually make it rain?"

The guard introduced himself in this way and that way.

The old queen got anxious on the spot and couldn't help but fart again. This time she felt neither embarrassed nor happy, but full of resentment:

"That won't do. We have been planning for most of our lives, and have only managed to win over most of the ministers in the court in secret!"

"If Bayak succeeds in praying for rain, won't all our plans fall apart?"

"No, I have to go and see what's going on. If nothing works, I'm going to screw her!"

One of them got up too excitedly, and his farts came out like a flood of water that had been released from a sluice gate, rushing out continuously:

"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!"

Everyone present was so shocked that they closed their mouths and held their breath.

I prayed madly in my heart that the old queen could go to the sacrifice site as soon as possible.

After all, only in this way can everyone leave the palace and breathe some fresh air outside!

The arrogant young uncle came out and blocked the old queen's way:

"If my sister can really pray for rain, it will benefit the country and the people. The three-year drought in Northern Bear can be ended!"

The old queen angrily slapped his hand away??(◣д◢)??:

"Don't talk nonsense. She is not your sister at all. She is just a piece of trash your father gave birth to in order to ascend the throne!"

The young uncle held the old queen's hand again persistently:

"Mother, I am not interested in this throne!"

The queen immediately went crazy and slapped him in the face:

"Tell me again, do you really need this throne?"

"If you say you don't need it, I will make public what I have done, and make you, your good sister, your good sister-in-law and me the target of public criticism!"

"Everyone! Follow me, I want to see how the rain can fall without me in it!"